Happy New Year 2008

Heya fellas, today is the 1st of January 2008 and 22 more days and 3 more months later I would be 23 years old and graduating soon, laze around for some time and then find a job get to know some girls and play a fool @ get married and lose my freedom forever :D

This is how close someone life and how edgy every decision you make which will cause you your life and money as well as happiness.

Some at this point have already found the job of their dream some even get married with the girl that will bite off their ears at my age but I am currently still loading ammo into my shotgun and trying to seek our prey :)

My life would have change if I am not single right now maybe to the better or towards the hellish worst.
For example, if I am not single, my wallet could be emptied by now and I will use it to accumulate water so that ducks could swim around in my wallet if my girlfriend is a huge spender and a wallet trimmer.

However if i met a rich female who love to spend on her own or perhaps on me too :D then my wallet now should be packed tight like a Big Mac.

If I met someone who loves to chat on the phone and requires 25/7 attention via communication, then my DOTA skills will rocket down the drain. But if my girlfriend just wish to come over and sit on my bouncy legs while I DOTA, I might be the King of the Kings.

There is so many decision that would have made you what you are this year from last year. As for me, if I have gone daily exercise then this year me and Brad Pit will be twin like.

But I am still happy with all my decision even though some of it really makes me wanna turn back time and give myself a big slap for doing some dumb stuffs but hey this is Year 2008 and its time to buy a sniper and aim for the better prey this hunting season.

This year my resolution is very simple which is to virtually stuffs more vegetables both in my mouth hole and my asshole because I want a more healthy body but too bad on New Year Eve, my friends just invited me to engulf Chinese Starbucks called "BAK KUT TEH" which consist of nothing but heavy three layer fat delicious pork plus funny tasty tea :)

Happy New Year earthlings.


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I have finally finished submitting my Draft of my Library Project but of course as usual still 2 more reports are pending for completion.

But I don't care.

FCUK YOU NO FREE.

Now is the time to get back enough 4 hours of sleep and play DOTA until my fingers cramp before another half a month exam rally.

Really don't understand why the holiday I 'm offered are as minute as a baby dick whereas others university offering their student a long holiday until they are able to produced their home porn video to pass their time.

My handphone's button are going banana each day thankz to over miss calling that chilly who always require me to miss call her at least twice a day to scope her ass out from her room.

Christmas or C-day is almost near. One of my most feared celebration besides Valentine's day or V-day.

These two days completely masked the horrifying events at D-day.

The preys (guys) need to dig in deep, scavenge their innocent wallet for cash just to satisfy the extreme hunger of their predator (girlfriend).

While I don't have any girlfriend yet, I am too not excluded from the extreme torment of these two days. Having to extract, isolate and purify even my last cents to go for a meal.

In addition to that, new rules have been forcefully legalized. The content of the new legislation is that every week, I am required by hook or by crook to accumulate N amount of money to eat one heavy meal.

My feelings : ("\/T_T\/")


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HIS STORY

Hey ladies and gents, I got a friend I would like to intro to you. Her name is Madamme Wallet (pronounced as Mad Damn Wall Leh). If you have known me for more than 3 years, I am sexy while Wallet was big, fat and juicy. According to doctor, she is unable to digest a nutrient called Vitamin M ( MONEY ). This is a picture we took together 3 years ago.


After 3 years, I have a rendezvous with Madamme Wallet. According to her, she was being tortured and forced to eat in a restaurant with red background and white words. After serial of rapes, she can't take it anymore and came to me. That is how we rendezvous. This is us after 3 years.


P/S : She does look sexier now ain't she?



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Very hot

I am studying Biotechnology.
My hand is always itchy so one day while feeling the extreme itchiness, I decided to create something "hot" and "spicy" to eliminate my itchiness once and for all.

But the experiment went twisted thus creating something so extra-ordinary that I wish to share with my fellow friend here.

Introducing one of the most "Tom Yam" things at least 100x more hotter than volcano lava, Miss Meow Head, Aluminium Tin, Chilly, Chicken Leg, Snake.

This species is one of the thing that took freedom of speech away from me.

Prohibiting me from saying certain words such as :

i) GG
ii) Pet pet
iii) Jiao jiao
iv) Shit
v) Manure
vi) Feces
vii) Droppings
viii) I am handsome


Now only my freedom of speech was taken away, my freedom of raising my eye brow consecutively at a rate of 5 times per second was accused of being pervert.

Even simple whisper are also forbidden.

Besides that, every morning must give it a miss call to indicate I will be arriving to its house and another miss call to ask it to step out of the house. Because of this, my HP's battery life span was around 25% being conquered by it.

Before any judgment is being passed, this article is written base on fiction. Nothing is real. Anything related to the real person in this article was merely coincidence.

Must write the above statement if not you will never see me posting again.

BUSY

Sorry earthlings, I am currently busy with my mid term exam so my upcoming blog post will be more about myself and the things you should know about me. Period.

See you in the next upcoming post.


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Thank God?

I am sick and fed up of people who constantly over used the word THANK GOD for this and that even though the helps and contributions he/she received came from a human or a mechanical device.

Why do we need to thank GOD instead of showing your appreciation to those who really help you. For example, I helped someone once to get her back on track by contributing tons of efforts and all I get back was not thank you but thank GOD unless she is referring me as GOD which I don't mind but I guess she is those typical close minded people who occasionally over used the word THANK GOD.

THANK GOD YOU ARE BORN.
THANK GOD YOU KNOW 1 + 1 = 2
THANK GOD YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.
THANK GOD YOU CAN ONLINE
THANK GOD YOU ARE SITTING ON THIS CHAIR OF YOURS.

But you guys/girls never thank those who really made your life possible now.
Think carefully and know how bad you really are in front of the society, but I do think it does not matter a shit to you because its all GOD's work.

And I wonder is it because of GOD who teach you, born you, educate you and give you a place to shit.

Really, please be more mature and don't make yourself the laughing stock for me.

Thank those that really helps, but if you really wanted to utter the word thank GOD, please do so after you have appropriately thanked the one who deserves it.


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I Got New Model From Motorola =) Free

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Sleeping?

Many people would say they love sleeping including me but that is history.

Now, I don't feel like sleeping and don't really enjoy sleeping very much because I think the day is too short. 24 hours where normally i sleep for 5-6 hours have already consumed a quarter of the day and then need to attend classes which lasted for an average of 8 hours per working days have wasted an accumulated of 14 hours which left me 10 more hours to spend.

So, if I spend my time sleeping more than 5-6 hours, I would have less than 8 hours to spend daily which is not sufficient therefore now I know why I usually sleeps in class haha

At least sleeping in class or library will recharged a few bars of energy for me and I can spend some of the used time to play or do the things I love to do which is also play :P

I used to love sleeping as daily I am sure to take at least an hour of afternoon nap but now I realized that for some ****ing reason the day is shorter than it used to be 10 years ago therefore my own biological instinct tells me not to sleep so much.

I don't know if its true to others but sleeping is not my hobby anymore. And yeah, my moronic university's holiday system is going from worst to non-cure-able. The holidays are so short that a 2 year old baby's d**k is even longer than it. Can't even enjoy a nice break as they are so opportunistic that they used public holidays for my study break.
They should be burned alive. Period.


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I Hate Chatting On The Phone

Hey peeps, I have return back from my hometown 3 days ago and got back a substitute switch thankz to my housemate so finally get to post again.

Today's latest rant is about chatting on the phone. I feel that it is one of the most suffering, agonizing, enfeebling and tormenting activity I have ever engaged besides having to tell how pretty a dino is.

I don't mind if there is something to chat about or the opposite chatter can reply and his/her reply are reply-able but what makes my nerve surfaced on my buttock skin is that when they called, they have nothing TO SAY !!!!!

And what makes my nerve grew an inch thicker is that their reply was just merely a yes or a no. I love phone. I love to have the best phone available in the market and tell me who doesn't. But I have a very eerie feeling or sometimes felt as though my guts are eating my intestines when someone called me just to chat.

I am personally not a good chatter on the phone, as well as on the internet but manage to do better in the internet instead because when I have nothing to say at least I can say bye, keep silence or worst, fell asleep. But in the phone, I just can't slam the phone unless the conversation is going no where then I might require to make myself busy. Well in the internet at least I have some friend which I am keen to know about their activity such as Mayat and others that I will reply instantaneously or I initiate a message instead.

So what you guys think? Especially girls. I have heard girls changing their phone shell every a few chatting session or have fire engine to their house to put off the fire caused by the excessive chat which melted her phone.

Why do we need to chat everyday on the phone? This question will be directed to those couples especially. I found that by chatting daily on the phone, those feeling of "MISSING SOMEONE" will seldom happen thus causing the relationship to be dull and not spicy anymore.

To me, I need a phone to contact and communicate but not to chat. Seriously unless you really have a good topic to talk about. This explain why I seldom likes to call people unless I have an intention, hehehe.

Nothing gives me a more frightening moment then to receive a call from nuisance. I hope I am not hated for this post :P
Well I don't care anyway. I welcome myself back :) muahahahaha

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Hate Coffee???? Think again girls

See, not only you should see old man drinking coffee, now old ladies must drink a lot of coffee too to prevent problems for themselves and family cause if woman suffer from memory lost, it will be harder to bare compared to a man with memory lost problem.

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Frogs :) Yummy

Look at these little buggers :) such a marvelous creature and yet so many people are disgusted by it :) enjoy the show.


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Wanna get paid while blogging?

Ever get paid for blogging? You could be spending countless amount of time in front of your computer blogging without making a single cents. This is not wise considering how others can actually get paid to blog by just reviewing some services or products but you earn nothing.

Well, actually there are many ways that you can earn online for example through advertisement, through paid survey and through paid per click advertisement but those paid sites are either lowly paid or have limited of your involvement in it. So recently I have been thinking about participating in something that you can blog about and earn as well in the process.

I have joined Smorty, a blog advertising service that lets you and advertisers both have the opportunity to gain money. Advertisers will be able to advertise on your blogs while you can blog for money, as simple as that and the best is they pay through paypal which you can make use of your money in ebay like I do. Try it now and lets get paid together while blogging my friends.

Facebook chapter 2 .WTFrog

Yeah as I have been invited to facebook not long ago and now started to enter facebook more than friendster, I began to feel that people there are some demented earthlings that need to be put in the asylum for at least 60% of their lifespan.

Too messy, too many weird activity like biting me virtually and turning me into a vampire or whatever so I wonder if there is any virtual rape?

And until now I still can't get used to all the new features such as you can install new "programme" into your homepage of facebook and play along with those lost soul strolling around facebook biting @$$e$$.

Still, I need more time to review on it and get use to it however you guys who have not join it should try it and I think someday it will be as famous as friendster over asia pacific.

Yeah, and if any current facebook user here who have joined and came across the virtual rape event please do rape me or let me know. Thank you.

Add me here http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722531733

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Facebook????? WTFish

Hey guys, and of course girls, recently I have joined a social network called facebook introduced by Jovial. First on the interface it looks so clean, just like the head of an army officer.

After expanding for a few weeks, OMFG my homepage is as messy as my armpit !!!

Now i have a few friends which added me and I am so glad I am not alone but one of them named Sue Ann with her real identity disclose because she scared people might pimp her to Thailand red light district.
My cousin from Singapore also added me.

Why I am saying this is because I wish you guys to join that site too. Its like Myspace and Friendster with more games besides posting low quality bulletin and jokes for example those retards in Friendster.

The second reason is for you guys to add me because I still can't figure it out how to search the proper person to add. I once try searching for the keyword "sex" :P

The third reason is I am looking forward to pimp myself :) anyone ??? :P

Ok, I got to go now and earn some cash as my thin like wallet is dieting.

Take care and remember to add me if you stumble across me.

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p/s : Wanna make some money in facebook? I got an idea :D

Same old boring Tag

This time I am doing my own TAG, if not it will be all the same cause I haven't change any of my 5 things here and there stuffs for past months.

5 Things In My Pocket
- Rubbish
- Motorolla Razr thin like walllet
- Sony Ericsson old T63 model or issit T61?
- Dead insects
- Tissue, usually my friend use it more than me especially that fat @$$ sleeping upstairs and the chilly pepper staying across the street.

5 Things In My Bathroom
- Dead roaches
- Spider webs with large spiders
- Brown Algae
- Water
- Black mold

5 Words That I Seldom Use
- I am rich
- I hate money
- I am not handsome
- I am a noob
- I am not sexy

5 Recent MMS Received
- Maxis all the way

5 Recent Things I Wanted to Do
- Practice my squid dance
- Practice my Hokkien songs
- Irritate the fat @$$ on top
- ***
- Wet dream

5 Things In My Stomach
- Loads of shits
- KFC
- Chicken and rice
- Insects??
- Black coffee

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Sunny Petani becomes cold ?

Damn, these few days was raining rats and hamster in my place which is famous for its drought and the camel and cactus around the city, but when it rains for some reasons I don't find any happiness unlike the big fat @$$ who is living on top of my room. She sings and dance like a extinct tribe everytime it rains but I'm afraid that my precious modem which cost me RM150/4 = RM something something which is also equals to a week of my salary.

Rain is good when I need it like before I sleep and so, I hate thunderstorm, they are the craziest and most unattractive natural occurrence ever !!!!

Ok, I got to off the modem now before it strike my precious for the second time.

In the meantime, please visit SilverMixer which is a forum that will give you us$2 for a minimum cashout which is almost equals to 2050/25 = 82 posts you make.

I will gain us$2 soon muahahahaha


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Yeah, Make more money again :P but this time make referrals

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1st by clicking on sites for a little credit or by joining a program or sign up a program to get huge amount of credits.

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Bloggers against abuse : Bf abused by Gf

Ok, the term abuse in my perspective and scope this time simply means the mis-usage of certain facilities or equipment or even people to gain personal advantage.

Nowadays, you can see many happy couples strolling down the street especially in shopping complexes but do you know behind those happy couple faces there is a degree of agony usually shown by the guy.

This case is very true in Malaysia where in my experience of observing most guys are being "used" by their GF.
Their GF simply date a guy because the guy has the capability to offer credits such as buying the girl a luxurious meal or hitching the girl a ride in an expensive car. If the guy went broke one day and the routine indulgence given was taken back by their guy, then the guy will be left stranded.

Although most must agree that guys sometimes do abuse their girl physically but girls too abuse guys mentally. Everytime a poor guy has to date with a girl, the 1st thing that come into their mind is "money".

And yet after a great day we planned for them, what we get back in return was a cold shoulder.

Yeah why my post isn't talking about the other way round which is BF abusing their GF?
Because we have all heard and learn from it.

Now the trend is girls are getting a lot smarter. They will only treat you good not only if you treat them good but you should know how to cater their needs, economically. If you fail to meet their expectation, they will begin seeking for others attention. Or normally, give you a cold shoulder.

Now, what a girl want from a guy is not simply love, care, protection, etc etc. Now they want their guy to be their everything. Yeah, in paper it seems that is the way it should be. But usually girl does not want to be everything for their guy.

So girl, please do not always ask the guy to take the initiative to do everything. Sometimes do bring your guy out for a surprise lunch or dinner or give them things besides soft toys. Know what your guy needs as automatically he will know what you need *winkz*.

Ok lah, next time I post the other way round :P
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What should a kid be learning in the 22nd century

Well, the future is coming soon and yes the future kids will grow smarter faster and their desire and hunger to learn more about humans will also be greater.

So my friend Jeevan suggested to present a video as a basic for every known parents on the planet earth and expose their child as young as 3 to the following video.

Enjoy and no offense :) and also if you're under the age of 18 years old please do not play this video. I repeat, do not play this video. Play it at your own risk.


FUNNY - Click here for this week’s top video clips


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TMnut Did It Again

Malaysia broadband service which is monopolized by TMnut Screamyx did it once again. Again and again after a week ago I was struck by a series of unfortunate event like a sudden and long disconnection, now I'm facing a significant slowdown.

Why do we Malaysian have to suffer from this thing?

This is because most Malaysian are afraid to voice out their opinion. They don't know their rights and they are too lazy to make an effort to give a constructive criticsm towards anything. They are always too contented with what they have and doesn't love change and improvement.

That is why until now, Malaysia seldom advance if they even do advance it will be snail pace.

Why you people doesn't like to voice out? Of course we can't do this alone. I do hope those rich person who read this can offer to help sue the underpar services provided by TMnut Screamyx.
Well, at least if they provide such services quality, they shouldn't charge that expensive. And stop those annoying advertisement on TV and start using those money to upgrade their system.

Damn angry now with TMnut Screamyx.


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For Money Lovers

Recently I've just found a website that allows you to post your discussion just like a forum.

The good thing about this site is that you're paid as you discuss along and the more you discuss the more you're paid.

Sounds fun yeah? So now I'm still trying it.

So, click here to join the discussion and earn more money lah. Then tell you're friend who is crazy about the money to join and together make more and more money.

Use the money and conquer the world

Ok now running out of time, everyday class at 8.30 except today. And the new university parking system are as stink as a 10000 years old rotten banana.

Ok, remember sign up here to get money k.


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MAHAI

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OMG, which part of my blog contains EXCESSIVE PROFANITY ?????????????

THIS IS MADNESS !!!



THIS IS MALAYSIA ~!@#$%^&*(


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Motorshitkles

Do you know what I think when it comes to motorcycles?

Well, they are the worst thing ever created besides solar powered torchlight.

Useless motorcyclist are one of the most annoying people which is very true in Malaysia.
They are the main culprit to almost all accidents, yes I blame motorcyclist even I fell down from the stairs or dropped my handphone in my room.

Their annoying attitude and disgusting sights on the road are a real menace !!!
They wasted a quarter of my lifespan on road and half of my "Dicktionary of cursing" is engineered just for them.

And by showing their buttock while riding the bike isn't a good sight, try imagining looking at someone's buttock on the middle of the road riding as though they pay their road taxes as much as an airplane ticket !

The people I curse most on road besides old folks driving 20km/h on expressway are motorcyclists. I hate everything about them.

Their helmets, their two wheels, their handles, their seats and their name !!!!

Nothing can describe how much I hated every single thing to do with motorcycles in the world.


CURSE YOU AND DOOM TO YOU ALL MOTORCYCLISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thieves thieves

See, how sneaky and cunning are those people trying to sell some useless and fugly paintings and instead stealing it by distracting their customer. This video was sent to me by my friend.

Yeah, those cunning S.O.B thieves are Malaysian. Malaysia Boleh.

Hope next time you guys won't fall for these beasts. Just use a broomstick or your keyboard and whack off any salesperson who enters your premise. And especially those people with mustache.
Remember, the art of stealing is all in the gene !!!

My honeybun laptop was once stolen in my hostel and I have this grudge over thieves. The next thief I catch with my bare hand I swear one of his organ will be damaged.


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Another crazy Tag

OK whatever happens in the mind of bloggers nowadays I really have no idea what is those tagging all about???
but it's ok since today was my 1st day back in the area full of thieves.
Ok I got tagged by this girl named Joanna, mysterious alien from Sabah. Check her out.

Anyway, I don't tag people, I'm a man.


5 Things is my bag:

1. A yellow old plastic file used to keep my papers
2. A thinner white old plastic file used to keep more important papers
3. Bottle with non-drinkable water
4. A bag full of 50 cent coins
5. A screwdriver, to screw anyone just in case

5 Things in my head:

1. Sex
2. Sexes
3. Sexy
4. Sexing
5. Sexed

5 words I frequently use:

1. FYNF = F*** You No Free
2. CB = Cibai a.k.a Pussay
3. Mahai a.k.a Mother's Pussay
4. CCB = Chau Cibai a.k.a Smelly Pussay
5. No money la

5 Recent smses received:

1. Maxis
2. Maxisgift
3. Wrong number
4. UFO
5. Not applicable

5 recent things I just did:

1. Curse TMnet for a lame disconnection
2. Scratch leg
3. Scratch armpit
4. Scratch my bottomless pit
5. Scratch my censored area

5 things in my wardrobe:

1. Rubbish
2. Dead insects
3. Clothes
4. Rat's shit
5. Bacteria

5 things I just ate:

1. Muffin
2. Tarts
3. Chicken Rice
4. Twisties
5. Ants??


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Gay Day

I am typing this entry in my cousin house haha finally get to online after some days and now you guys keep stepping me which issn't a good choice later when I back to Kedah will show you some power hahahahahah

This post will be short just a small update of what is going on the few days of me in Ipoh.
Boring as usual, get 4 types of sickness :

1. Fever
2. Flu
3. Sore throat
4. Wisdom toothache

Not suprisingly on the day of Merdeka, I saw thousands of idiots assemblying themselves in the field to hear unlimited "kompang" which is so irratating and to cut story short its a waste of my time to even go there for nothing.

I thought of getting a glimpse of some sexy females but it turn out all of the size of subwoofer and oil tanker !!!!

But today I sold rm18 worth of old PC magazines in Ipoh Parade haha and also quite a few sexy and pretty young chicks smile at me MUAHAHAHA must snatch them away but don't know where are they cause they are strangers so I guess I'm stuck with DINOs everywhere again.

Ok, the update is short cause I'm not using my PC but I spend rm50+ to buy birthday present for my friend today. Now even cactus and camels can live in my wallet.

These few days I have been sleeping very early, can't seems to sleep that well cause its too early and do you guys know the days are getting longer because the moon is getting more further away from earth thus causing the earth to spin much slower which resulted on the day rotation being imba and cause the day to become longer than night?

And lastly, take care earthlings.


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Save Our Malaysian Dino

Recently, more and more Dino look-a-like girls are appearing in my life. Why nowadays less and less sexy raptors but more and more dino.

Where are all the sexy raptors hide?

Come out sexy, your breeder is waiting *winkz*

Everyday I see

really gives me maximum nightmare.

In real life and also in the internet also I can't stop being exposed to such.

HELP !!!!!


Sorry this is just a rant post after a 4 days series of exam and the exam will continue on Monday.
Then I will go back to my hometown which means no internet for the next 2+ weeks.
But I get to peep sexy raptors instead of DINO !!!!!!!
No internet = Raptors
Internet = DINO

Anyone can help me choose?


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FlowerHorn, revive their glory please.

This post, reminds me of the craze and madness for such animals back when I was in secondary.
Everywhere you see, there will be such animals, you name it.
Ranging from bra, panties, condom, restaurant menu and even toys are made with their symbolic which are said to bring prosper to those who keep them.

They are some funny fish with a big fucking dick head on their head. I always drew my Punjabi friend especially Harvinder Singh and impose his turbanized head onto the fish body in almost all of my lecture notes but I have no idea where the fcuk it is now so I can only present you with my own version.

Behold the power of Fa Lo Hon (Flower Horn)


P/S : Won't be updating often cause of exam. Don't again talk cock about my photoshopping skill, mahai, punch 9 you if you talk more cock.
And save the blardy animals

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Happy Middle Finger Day Everyone.

Malou, today you know is what day?

Yes, is my exam day, 4 exams in a row. Fucking boring !!!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TODAY IS

TODAY IS THE F****** INTERNATIONAL MIDDLE FINGER DAY

Where we display our middle finger to show the appreciation to Sir Pooh Nya Bu (1890 - 1890).

Ok here is the story of how such nice and famous gestures are popularize.

On midnight 20th August, 1890, Sir Pooh Nya Bu or a.k.a PNB was born in Far King Hospital in Cocklifornia, United Stick of America.
When he came out from his mummy's womb, the miracle PNB 1st gestures to everyone is his middle finger. It looks way better than the obscene peace sign and much simpler to do. He died the next day. Because of his brilliant gestures, he was awarded the knighthood. Because of his gestures, the world is being separated into two sides. The one that never use it, and the one that always depend on it.

Appreciate what the middle finger has brought in this world for you. Without it, certain expressions will never be expressed properly. Without it, some people will never understand you, and without it, girls will never moan themselves again.

Enjoy it, and if you agree, do post a picture of you and your beloved middle finger in your blog as a token of appreciation.



Thank you.


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Today is Save Our Animals Day

Mahai, finally rainy season in Sungai Petani, Kedah.

After so damn fucking long without rain, Mahai i wait until my neck also long like ziraffe



And finally I don't have to suffer in my room waiting for the rain like



SORRY I HAVE NO PHOTOSHOP AND I SUCK COCK USING PHOTOSHOP.


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Religion in 90 seconds

See, how fast religion spread and how are they being spread in the past 5k years.

Through conquest!!!

See if you are born in the wrong country at the wrong time, you wouldn't even embrace the so called beloved religion of yours but instead forced to believe in other religion.

These man made religion that you guys have been crazy-ly followed up since small, are nothing but some propaganda accepted by the politician to cause fear to the society.

Where are the words of religion that is always being mentioned last time that earth was created 6k years ago. Did you guys still believe that when thunderstorm occurs, is because of the God's wrath? Do you still think the world is flat and the Sun is the center of the universe?

All of these proven myths are seldom mentioned because they fear we might doubt the religion, so they won't be mentioning such case anymore.

As human progress, more and more religious myth will be busted and one day when human can answer all un-answered mysteries, religion will no longer be look upon.

Imagine this, last time people have little knowledge about earth and no ways they can conduct carbon-dating. Which is why they come out with crazy theories that the earth was created not even 1 million years ago.

If you guys still believe in all these crazy religion, you life and critical thinking will be suppressed and you will be trapping yourself in this so call free world.


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Brenda's masterpiece

This girl Brenda, produced a masterpiece to give those "act cute girl" a taste of their own medicine

take a look

darthikea in action (part I) - directed by Brenda

p/s : eh, I AM JUST ACTING, I AM NOT LIKE THAT. I LOVE GIRLS AND I AM STRAIGHT


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SAVE OUR SUMATRAN RHINO, CIBAI

Damn, I didn't know we only have less than a thousand of these horny beast out there

Look at their horny face :



Such a horny creature but only left less than 500 I think, I wonder how hard for them to find mate since now in malaysia there got more than a million of young girls and yet I can't find any, maybe I can find but they can't find me.

Rhino : Save our souls

Hunter : Fuck you.

*piang*

OMG, those Chinese should stop picking out on the poor horny rhino and snatching its horn from him to make useless medicine

Imagine,

Horny Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : Oh yeah, and f*** me please



and

Hornless Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : WTF are you?



See, we can't ruin their sex life you know. So instead of plucking out only their horn, you can turn their meat into burgers too since you have already killed one rhino.

But please, don't kill the rhino and spread this word. If not one day your son will never know anything much hornier than that.

And also some facts about rhino. They are actually a gentle beast but like me, we horny species need to look fierce and be tough, so since you know how endangered is rhino, so are we horny people. We are endangered too since those woman activist are hunting us down too.

SAVE THE RHINO AND OTHER HORNY THINGS. WE NEED YOUR LOVE AND CARE TOO.

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Fcuk Buddies?

I wanna find some fuck buddies. Yeah is buddies but also can be buddy :)

Anyone interested can fill in the form below :P

Name :

D.O.B :

Address :

Email :

IM :


Sign up is easy and hassle free. Long term loyal membership will be announced soon.



haha my ham sap poh friend influenced me by showing me some weird blogs, haha anyone??? :P

Don't blame me la, suddenly she make my hormone wanna shoot the sky :P


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p/s : 1st 5 registered user will be entitled with my almost-expired 3 in 1 instant coffee/MILO

p/s 2 : FEMALE only please :P Male proceed to messaging CON MAN or Lim Kit Siang.

WTF IS TAG. NIA MAH !!!!

Damn, I don't even effking know WTF is tag all about until people tell me so but hey, I just do it then

Here are the rules:

1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 random facts about myself...

1. I am horny, evil minded and think about everything that isn't good but beneficial

2. I hate people embracing religion as thou they have no other better things to do

3. I won't get bored easily as I am always blessed with entertainment and imagination, not to mention if you are effking sexy, you wont be bored with me too :)

4. I am never true, sarcastic all the time and full of cunning ideas

5. I love traveling but always voided from doing so because lack of money and always wrong timing

6. I LOVE to talk cock as much as I love my cock

7. I am materialistic and I seek for outer beauty more

8. I eat pork like caveman

My 8 picks to tag next...


Anyone wanna be tagged just message me la, no idea wtf to tag


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p/s : mind the fonts, it was a copy and paste entry before this

Never raise your voice (~_~)/")

I have no idea if you guys have ever heard about this story but I find it quite useful for people who love to raise their voice when speaking

So, I am going to put the story in my way

One day, a man of a very old age around 78 was sitting on his rocking chair with his 35 years old highly educated son.

Then, out of a sudden a crow landed on the window, so the father asked his son, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, dad".

A few minutes later, the father asked his Son the second time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "Dad, I have just told you not long ago, it's a crow".

Again a few minutes later, the father asked his son the third time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, a crow, a crow!!".

Not long later, his father asked his son the forth time, "What is this, son?".
This time, the son shouted at his father with a tone of irritation and annoyance, "How many times I have to tell you that it is a damn blardy CROW. Are you deaf or not able to understand? Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again although I have answered you?"

The father, walk slowly back to his room with his walking stick, took out an old thick diary containing a picture of his son when he was small. The diary was written 35 years ago the day the son was born. He turn to a page, and asked his son to read the page.

The following is the the text from the page of the diary :

"Today my little son that I love was sitting on my rocking chair with me. Suddenly a crow sits on the window. My son asked me 23 times what it was. I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I wonder why I did not at all feel irritated but rather felt affection for my innocent boy. I love my son."


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Exams exams exams <---- Sucky old fashioned concept

Exam, exam, exam. As usual the bane for us students and the boon for them lecturers because we are studying like a dead fish and they are relaxing while only preparing a handful questions for us and later can spend their time rocking the bed with their spouse.

But why do we need a proper exam time? Isn't this considered as giving sufficient time for student study and be prepared? Which isn't the best way to evaluate a student's skill.

So now i suggest making flash test every now and then and accumulate those points while exam are being set up only as an overall oral answer given by student instead.

Why?

Because by giving flash test, which means a sudden test without further notice, people won't tend to skip classes. And people who constantly revise have the advantages which thus encourage more students to study daily too. And lastly, this will eliminate total advantage for photographic or near-photographic memory student to score well in exam which is BIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

And one last rant about my university so called practical exam which is more on using pen then using hands.

Why call them practical exam where all we need to do is just submit the lab report. Instead of being evaluated practically, they judge us base on that crappy lab report.

So, these will make those who did shits in practical but beautify their reports with 999 karat of gold plated frame and integrated dancing daisies to entertain the lecturer to score.

THIS IS MADNESS !!!!!!
oh ya, this is AIMSt -_-

With this type of education, no wander less and less inventions are being made.

DAMN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

Just let me be the education minister and I will fire up MALAYSIA into center of porn education internationally.


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We are being fooled since we were born

Do you guys know one thing that I think is quite plausible. As you know many events are actually or possible as a set up.
And what the hell I am talking about.

Ok, here it is for example the May 13 incident, which is riot and mass massacre of the Chinese communities because of some stuffs related to race. Well the point is not about such thing. AFAIK, I think this is a setup by the authorities at that time to create an event, to artificially construct an event like such massacre, to give a stern warning to the people as a society not to repeat or bring up certain issue or else similar events would re-occur.

This is true not only in Malaysia but throughout the world. Leaders usually wants the people to follow and listen. Leaders usually does not want the people to be too educated. And when certain things get out of hand just like you can't wrap fire with paper, then the leaders will resort to use violence to completely shut down certain things or just close the case once and for all.

By giving an event that no one can forget, we, as the citizens will try to believe and propagate the government's message to our children, family members and friends to alert and warn them. WELL IF YOU DO THAT, THE LEADER HAS SUCCESSFULLY MANIPULATE YOUR MIND.

Come and think of this for a moment, why do we need to revamp or make the rules base on religion? Take a look at the current rules, where most of it are really base on religion. What religion prohibit, there you have it in rules. Is the same concept.

Here I tell you a story, centuries ago, emperor Constantine have a hard time with his citizen. Therefore, he bring in religion to the council and so the religion doctrine is established with the people. And finally emperor Constantine was able to control his citizen easily and manipulate them.

So, come to think of it, a few centuries later, the Vatican city and all around Europe at that time was under the Roman Catholics. It was the religion that plays and shape the rules and its society at that time.

And now take a look at the society. Every word we say, types of food we eat or sometimes even activity we do will be judged right or wrong not by our consensus, common sense or even judge as a freewill human being. Everything we do is judged by others, based on religious value.

So, come to think of it, why we say Communism is bad? Do you know communism and democracy are quite similar except communism doesn't want religion to play a part in politics. But with all the wrong info and our thinking are constantly being manipulated by people who want us to think what they think, we are controlled.

Religion is nothing but an institution created, formed or established to control, manipulate and shape the society.
Whether we can be shaped or not, there are still freewill and freedom inside us. That is why religion alone can't fully control us. So they created events and incidence to make us afraid, to send a stern message and hope to kill all birds with a grain of sand.

BUT I AM NOT A FOOL. FROM YOUNG AGE, I NEVER EVER BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE WRONG, BUT I THINK THEY ARE SOME KIND OF INSTITUTION CREATED BY MAN FOR MAN. RELIGION NEVER MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A RULE CONDUCT. IT IS FULL OF "COMMANDS" AND "ADVICES" TELLING US WHAT WE CAN DO, AND WHAT WE CAN'T DO BUT NEVER TELL US WHY WE CAN OR CAN'T DO LOGICALLY.

RELIGION IS AN OBSTACLE TO ANYTHING. WE HAVE RULES. WE HAVE ETHICAL CONDUCT. WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE STUFFS TO GUIDE US. OUR MIND CAN DO ALL OF THAT.

So, it really depends on you guys here to think about it. Whether I'm bullshitting or not. Hope you guys can extract the good value of religion and yet don't fail to question whatever that you think is not logical. Don't accept facts blindly just because you are told that it is from the word of God.

Believe me, years later religion will become just like story books like u bought from bookstore. And when one day human realized how obstructed they are by religion, we will have a new doctrine in life to control us.


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Adnan Yaakob - Pahang MB present for the Rakyat

Welcome to Malaysia, the place where we use our hand to smack on the knuckle to say "hi" and still end up smiling :)


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Conversation between God and monk

Monk : Who are you?

God : I am GOD, you're almighty creator blah blah and blah the omnipotent and omnipresence, blah blah and blah

Monk : Oh so you are the God, now where should i go, heaven or hell?

God : To hell of cause, you are a non-believer, so go to hell.

Monk : But I never killed anything, have been good all the while, and I don't even utter a foul language, no wrath, no madness, no ego and no steal and not even peeping my neighbor's daughter.

God : Go to hell please, k thx bai. Next.

Monk : WaTheFuck, ForFuckSake listen to me before ...

GOD intervene

God : AHAHHHHHHHHH, caught you, you say the word FUCK twice haha so to hell you go

Monk : ZzZzZzzz -_- But you too said it once.

God : Did I? No, you're wrong.

Monk : I have recorded the entire conversation. 1st you mention FUCK. Then you con me into going to hell. Next you fail to admit your mistake. Besides that, you have a God damn big ego which makes you condemning even the good people to hell. If you are the almighty omnipotent and omnipresence, why do you need people to believe you?

God : But , but, but, but ....

Monk : Wait, let me finish, you as a God are full of wrath. You are sitting here doing nothing while seeing part of the world fight because of you. You even send down disaster to kills even the guilty ones where you yourself have said that thou shalt not kill. And if you are the creator of the universe, why are you so willing to see innocent people die? Are you incapable of stopping them from dieing?

God : Well, well ,well

Monk : You should have loved your creation more and not by only seeing people abusing religion to gain profit from it. Come and tell everyone who are you, and stop letting millions of soul being lost and separated from those that really need them. You as a God, shows no good example to your creation. Are you really worth the sacrifice of so many souls? So does that mean you have to go to hell too with me?

God : Hell yeah.


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Love needs no reason? THINK AGAIN!

Today, I read a funny and bullshit article about "love doesn't need a reason". Well to be honest how many out there think everything happen without a reason? How many of you really think in particularly love happens without a reason?

Do you know everything happen for a reason including love? If not why some couples even bother asking "WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME FOR FCUK SAKE???!!!"

There are countable reasons to love someone, which makes each person unique. Reasons like physical appearances, body structure, boobs size, arm pits' hair density, behavior, loneliness and even the way he/she torture you could be plausible reason for love to begin with.

Don't tell me bullshit things like, i love him/her without any reason. This means that the person you loved have no value, or not even worth to be loved at all cause the love you had for him aren't or have not happened because it will not trigger without a cause which in this case the cause is the reason.

Even the sentence, 'I LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOU' contains a reason of loving someone because he/she is he/she.
Its so simple. Ok here i present the article I have read.

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every
movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became
comma. The Guy then placed a letter by
her side, and here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet
voice that I love you..Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and
concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show
them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every
movements that I love you.. Now can you smile? Now can
you move? No, therefore I cannot
love you...

If love needs a reason,
like now, there is no reason for me to
love you anymore.

Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love
you...

And love doesn't need a
reason

" Sometimes the best and
the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be
touched, but can be felt in the heart "

"LOVE DOES NOT NEED A
REASON"


So, do you think the guy really have no reason for loving that girl? It is impossible. The reason of loving the girl could be LOVE itself. So there, don't ever ask people why they love you cause it is so impossible for others to answer you but instead you could ask them what you will I become to make you stop loving me.

Instead of asking silly questions, couple should not talk too much about such issue cause most of it will lead to argument.

Regardless of topic, usually most guys will stay out from this topic unless the guy always listen to his handphone without using handsfree.

A rules of thumb for girls.

NEVER TALK ABOUT FINANCE IN FRONT OF BOYFRIEND UNLESS IT BENEFITS HIM

NEVER ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVE YOU BECAUSE IT ISN'T AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT

DO NOT HOG HIS TIME ON PHONE. GUYS NEED ACTION. NOT ALPHABETS

AND DO NOT KEEP SILENCE ON PHONE. ITS ANNOYING AND MAKE YOU LOOKS IRRATATING


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Old folks

Yes, old folks a.k.a senior citizen should work and not laze around. Not to sound disrespectful but it is a good way to prevent them from becoming more senile and start behaving like a mad person on street which will finally cause them to be boycotted by the society, in the end the one who should be blamed can only be themselves.

Why do we need to be pitied with old people, they are just like us human but in a more senior age. That doesn't give them any excuses for not working, where in this context, working doesn't mean becoming a hardcore factory labor or some taxi driver only but also you can work indoor in your own house like conducting tuition, help torturing your son's children, stealing panties from neighbor or capturing the picture of your neighbor's daughter and selling it off ebay to earn money and any other things that can make you a more useful person instead.

If old people do not start working, their mind will be telling them all sorts of funny things which in the end the sufferer is us. They will tend to talk nonsense and start running around like a madman. Some even forget their way back to home. This is all because their mind is rusty and not subjected to any sorts of activity for a period of time.

And wonder why some old folks are being sent to old folks home? Sometimes we can't blame the children too. The root of the problems might be because of their old folks. So, as we know the society is becoming more cruel and this fact can't be changed, period. So why not you yourself change to save your family by becoming a little bit useful. And also not cause any more problems?

Unless you're a rich ass, once you're still alive and haven't stop breathing, you are still eligible to work. By sitting day and night at home, and hoped to be treated like a king in a poor ass family?

Not to say I discriminate senior citizen, just wish they know the era and trend has changed. Incompetence species will be eliminated. Well, at least make yourself less useless and you will not be a burden. I have seen many old folks who can work, unless they are physically impaired, so why not other old folks take up any job and start running your brain before you go mad? Unless you wanted to stay in an asylum so much.

Yes, you might argue to say you deserve a long time rest and enjoyment after your competent age but still many things can be done to save yourself. With the money or respect you earn, you will somehow know that your life is still worth occupying this world.

Welcome youngster!




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Boobs in Books

People nowadays are very much going after education which they think will ensure wealth in the future but do you guys know one thing that when people are smarter, they will get less sex. The more we study, the more energy is focused into our brain to remember, and process knowledge thus neglecting the part below our tummy :P

So, in the near future, our Dick will become smaller and smaller while the Pussy of girls will become dryer and dryer as a results of being too intelligent. This isn't true for animals and other being because they only live, eat, have sex, eat their spouse and die. But for human, we eat, study, shit, study, play, study, masturbate, study and the list go on so in the end we might end our own generation.

This is very true among hardworking and smart people wearing 3 inches thick of glasses. Check their Dick, it is probably going to be no longer than a DURACELL AA battery after erected. Or check the Pussy of those girls, probably the desert is wetter than her. So, why study?

But if we don't study, the people opposite sex will find us incompetent above. Of course they will never know how competent we are below :P but still knowledge is power. But if we study too much, the way we talk will be different. We tend to talk some alien language that people might not understand us.

So, to study more isn't a bad thing actually. Just don't study until you forget your role as a human in nature which is to reproduce hehe well most people who study much until they make themselves look like a fugly dino can't blame anyone. This will seriously affect their sexual potential thus making them deep skin incompetence as well. Which means they are sexually capable but their fugly dino looks make them a turn off for others so they are no difference from sexually incompetence people as well.

Imagine when people are having sex with you instead of moaning, they are actually mumbling all sorts of funny scientific equation or history facts instead. This could be the future for nerds in bed. So, in order to get people to study as well as be good in bed, as suggested by the HAMSAP decayed angel, we should print the next generation of book cover with boobs or dick as the interface follow up by a stream of naked picture in every other pages. Pictures courtesy of HAMSAP decayed angel.

A million thankz to her for her horny-ness





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Girls and games?

Well, to most girls, they have no or minimum interest towards games particularly computer/video games. To them, games are meant to be played by boys or a waste of time but do you know that girl gamers are more sexier and are known to be more sociable in person than any others. They also possesses some advantages over girls who doesn't play or have no knowledge in the world of gaming at all.

Girls who doesn't play PC games are usually dumb ass computer illiterate or at most not as good as the girl gamers. They tend to ask lotsa funny question about computer which isn't a tolerable situation anymore since we now consider PC as part of our life so we MUST know at least about our own computer. So DOOM to all non-PC gamers !!!! And yeah, when problem strike those girls, they tend to be fucking irratating panicked and start bugging requesting others for solution most of the time. *cough*unlessTHEgirlLOOKShotANDsexy*cough*

Secondly, girls who doesn't play games will have a hard time communicating with a bunch of boys. Ask yourself why sometimes your boyfriend doesn't wanna bring you out with his friend. This is because the topic of conversation might bored you ! So unless you can play games and start learning to talk dirty like a boy, you will never get a welcome face by others to join into the conversation. There is nothing wrong to learn and enjoy games because it does you no harm but shopping continuously or going out doing girlish stuffs 24/7 will make you look like some terrorist !!!

We guys sometimes also do girlish stuffs like reading the girl magazine especially the sex and dirty fashion part to cope with you girls so we know what the fuck are you girls talking about. So there is no harm to entertain yourself and also kill some time by playing games. You can even know more guys in game and for those dino not that pretty girl besides spamming the fucking publishing several bulletin in www.friendster.com to get attention.

If you shop too much, laze too often, can't cook, and doesn't play game to get a life, you will probably look like

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I love my country 2

The picture above was sent as a presentation to me by my friend via email and according to the presentation it won one of the "safety award". This scene I think was captured locally as you can see and recognize some familiar local "aborigine" looks that will never get out of your mind once you live in Malaysia for more than 20 years.

This case is a forklift lift where it clearly shows yet another local talent ingenious idea. This is the type of local "aborigine" that we wanted. Dare to sacrifice for the company. And dedicated where 3 people out of 8 are actually helping there while the other 5 were just watching. Yet another local unique work experience. Nvm forget about it, the best part is coming next yet another clip I received from email that I think is necessary to be shown here as I know not many will download the attachment if I ever forwarded it.

It also shows the differences between normal stunt man you've seen on TV and those underrated stunt man that should be recruited in Holywood if not local movie industry. So next time never say that Malaysian does not produce any quality talents. We have full of local talents especially those in the place I am currently in now Sg. Petani, Kedah.



Below I shall extract one of the previously written article titled "I love my country" about local talents related extracted from my another blog. Some spellings are corrected thou.

" I'm proud to have Malaysia as my country because we have the best motorist !!!

No other countries daring civilian ranging from age 8 and above can perform wheelies ( riding on the rear wheel instead of two wheels on ground ) on bicycles and motorcycles in a rough kampung road !!!

And the best of all,
our pride of the nations, the "mat rempits" have been performing superman act on their motorcycles which if not at least a pinch of sand full people in other countries can do it.

"Malaysia boleh"
We ride motorcycles so differently and I'm so proud

Another thing is about our fucking TMnut SCREAMYX Streamyx line.
I'm so proud of TMnet,
They have the best advertisement,
The best sponsors
and the best support from the government but gives us one of their poorest service.
This yet another daring act upon consumers have never ever been performed by any major companies in other part of the region and it all happen in Malaysia :)

Besides that, the useless and corrupted beloved and caring government has also provided one of the most laziest and dumb hardworking and health conscious of servants in their department.
Our government treated their workers with cares and loves where every workers will be given a long hour break to slack off during peak hours to prevent fatigue among their workers in order to increase productivity in a few coming years.

Malaysia is also one of the world most generous country, where almost all of our major project we started, we have the ability as well as capability to abandon them because we will b one of the riches country in years to come. Mega project such as the Bakun dam, MSC or multimedia super corridor, biotech valley and more to come have been totally forgotten or abandoned because we got more projects up coming ahead and not to forget our pride connector with singapore, our scenic bridge :)

Malaysia BOLEH

In Malaysian online game particularly DOTA, a Warcraft III mod which is popular among Malaysian including myself where our countries also provided a lot of skillful DOTA leavers players.

As well as great act of ppl who will curse call out your mum and dad's name even thou you are the one who is playing the game :)
This means Malaysians are so connected with their friend's family that watever they do is directly linked to each others :)

Malaysia boleh

This is a few reasons why I'm so in love with Malaysia besides getting to eat the overpriced and dirty tasty and colourful nasi kandar that taste non other less than normal economic rice found anywhere else,
and also our best of the fucking useless, fugly and lame best national cars PROTON that never leave you the same car again after a minor major crash"

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