My hand is always itchy so one day while feeling the extreme itchiness, I decided to create something "hot" and "spicy" to eliminate my itchiness once and for all.
But the experiment went twisted thus creating something so extra-ordinary that I wish to share with my fellow friend here.
Introducing one of the most "Tom Yam" things at least 100x more hotter than volcano lava, Miss Meow Head, Aluminium Tin, Chilly, Chicken Leg, Snake.
This species is one of the thing that took freedom of speech away from me.
Prohibiting me from saying certain words such as :
i) GG
ii) Pet pet
iii) Jiao jiao
iv) Shit
v) Manure
vi) Feces
vii) Droppings
viii) I am handsome
Now only my freedom of speech was taken away, my freedom of raising my eye brow consecutively at a rate of 5 times per second was accused of being pervert.
Even simple whisper are also forbidden.
Besides that, every morning must give it a miss call to indicate I will be arriving to its house and another miss call to ask it to step out of the house. Because of this, my HP's battery life span was around 25% being conquered by it.
Before any judgment is being passed, this article is written base on fiction. Nothing is real. Anything related to the real person in this article was merely coincidence.
Must write the above statement if not you will never see me posting again.
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