Thursday, April 29, 2010

My 25th Birthday (23rd April 2010)

Hey guys,

I just celebrated my 25th miserable birthday in Johore. Why miserable? well mainly because what I initially planned was being scrapped but luckily my colleague Cheah treat me a great dinner there. But still there was someone missing :(

My small little ciku bee even gave me two surprises. One being sneakily placed in my luggage while she help me pack because I wasn't feeling well that day due to some bloody indigestion/gastric problem I have been suffering since I learn how our genitals work.

Before I move forward, here is some info for those who have no idea what CIKU is.

"Ciku (Manilkara sp.), a tropical fruit also known as sapodilla, belongs to the family Sapotaceae. Various species of Manilkara are grown and used worldwide for different purposes. The species most popular for its fruit in Singapore and Southeast Asia is the Manilkara zapota. This was also called Manilkara achras, Achras zapota or Nispero achras, a derivative of the Greek word achras for the Pear tree, because of the fruit's semblance to a pear." - quoted by some miserable websites.

Put those boring explanation aside. Let me tell you what Ciku is.

1st, it looks like this (looks more handsome then overrated Oceanic KIWI):



2nd, it tastes like this (in a sweet sugary way):



But why I call her my cute little ciku?

Its because she is cute, she is little (in size) and I love to eat CIKU.

Anyway, this is what she sneaked into my luggage as my "appetizer" present. Love the surprises even thou she hinted to me the umpteenth times that there-is-something-inside-my-bag-and-I-need-to-unpack-my-clothes-to-know-where-it-is.



This is a key chain of an Assault Rifle called the Bullpup which attracted my attention when we went Genting Highlands. She is sneaky enough to buy without my knowledge :(

But the main meal is my current favorite perfume the Polo Black :P :P this time comes with deodorant. (bee, I'm gonna find out how much it cost no matter what)


Absolutely fantastic :) Thanks ciku bee.

But guys, been having stress lately with money. And now I have been waking up looking differently each day due to stresses especially when I KNOW I DID NOT GET MY INCENTIVES/BONUS AS PROMISED !!!!! Hope you guys still remember me when bump into me anywhere.

MONDAY (I think she likes me this way. She is smiling all the way)


TUESDAY (Trying to act stress just to match me)


WEDNESDAY (She will only kiss me when I show her my Wednesday face)


THURSDAY (She hate me on Thursday)


FRIDAY (I think I look like KFC on Friday)


SATURDAY (Her dream man on Saturday)


SUNDAY (Left me alone with all the presents she bought for me)


Since I am so pitied, and pity people with many pity story is found on newspaper asking for donation. Me too, wanna ask all my buddy here for donation to repair my face and buy a new car ! :P


Your money is my presents for my 25th Birthday for those who have not given me anything yet :P

- d a r t h i k e a -


p/s : Anyway, just wanna let you guys know that motorcyclist annoyed me to the max. Their presence boil my blood and their existence makes my tummy acid's flood.

Same goes to most taxis' drivers. They think their father got 14 nuts and their mothers got gigantic fire boobs so they can just break anytime anywhere. And some can even drive so slow hoping to get some last minute customer that they can drive at a pace I think I can be faster than them if I can walk with my butt.

Lastly are those road hogger. They can drive without pressing the gas pedal leaving behind all movement by their clutches on a single lane road thinking that he is the only one left on earth battling the undead.

Yes, true enough drive slowly is a courtesy and doesn't endangered others but because of your action, people who are forced to follow you will also be shorten about 10 years of lifespan. The bloody Ministers should not encourage people to drive slow but at least drive with a brain.

Speaking bout brain, I am so happy knowing that those authorities have finally found their brain and widen the miserably narrow lane leading to my ciku bee's house.

But yet those roads are plagued with road bumps. I wonder why on earth you need to have 4-5 road bumps in a short stretched of road. Perhaps the government got shares with some car absorbers' companies. How on earth can they think of rooting so many bumps in a small stretch of road. One day if my butt's shape transform into some horribly shape, I am gonna take legal action against those bonkers. Gonna sue them for bumping my butt out of alignment.

Took them 50+ plus years to evolve from a bean to a bigger beans, I wonder how long should we wait for them to become a complete plant.


 
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