Wednesday, July 30, 2008

My bee and her wrong spelling hehe

This is just a short update of what I am currently busying and what gets into my nerves, tickle it and releases the time bomb in me.

Ok, not exactly a time bomb but I am very pissed at the so called THESIS.

So, what on planet earth is thesis.

Either go google it, go wikied it or read below.

"A dissertation (also called thesis or disquisition) is a document that presents the author's research and findings and is submitted in support of candidature for a degree or professional qualification.[1] The word "thesis" comes from the Greek
θέσις, meaning "position", and refers to an intellectual proposition. "Dissertation" comes from the Latin dissertātiō, meaning "discourse."


Why on earth do people wanted to do thesis. I don't mind about all the discoveries, research and stuffs but what on earth is wrong is that thesis is just a waste of time."

What is the use of thesis anyway?

Without thesis, other communities such as from the art industries do produces wonderful discoveries and improvement.

Ok, ok I admit thesis is a formal and neat way to write out something professionally especially to beautify your idea and chop off more trees and also to contaminate the planet earth even more by some fine and expensive printings and and and also to bind the blardy thesis with RM38 hardcover service.

Yeah the RM38 is consider small to some brats but this RM38 could be used to buy at least 12 plates of noodles and stuff up your smelly ass.

Ok, thats a small rant today as I just finish up my 1st draft of my blardy useless thesis which I am never proud of.

Wonder what if I show it to Juliette next time.

Maybe it is a good fly swapping thingy, or the paper can be used to wipe ass after a business session or maybe you can use my thesis to make your children fall asleep ASAP without having the trouble to read them bed time stories.

Wanna buy my thesis?

For thesis with HARDCOVER = RM60
For raw thesis with only double A A4 paper = RM30

Guarantee to make anyone fall asleep, no side effect not like those dumb sleeping pills.


Looking at the bright side, my bee send me more and more animal pictures hehe

Just couldn't stop loving what she drew for me and each time it promise to make me laugh.

The 1st one being a cute little pinkish elephant without tusks.

It looks like a jigsaw puzzle to me hehe

just could not stop smiling whenever I see this =)

Next I'm gonna show off her second masterpiece =)

This one more TERROR


Hehe, look at this squidy, his head was being bandaged by some tribal thingy with a mangoosteen leaf to symbolize, "I AM HERE FOR PEACE"

Besides that, it got 7 legs.

BEE, where is another leg? You eat already ar??

It wears a stylish specs and it does not like to complete what it is trying to say =)

Hehe, by the way, she say it is a chuka idako, which is some kind of baby octopus I love to eat in a Japanese restaurant. I think this squidy is being merinated with some kind of sweet sour sauce.

YUMMY SQUIDY

Hehe, love you so much bee. Love all your pictures

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Life before graduating

Just went to Kuala Lumpur last Friday night to visit my honey bee and to get stung by her =)

K.L is not a bad place to stay seriously. I like the pace, where everyone seems to be rushing. I like the availability of 24 hours kiosks and also late night life even though I rarely seems to be utilizing those night life facilities.

I just like a place I live in being well lit and having various types of food available. I also like crowded places because when there is a crowd, it means something is happening there. I hate entering stores where there are less than 2 customers unless it is an ADULT SHOP =)

When I was young, I always dream of living in K.L not because of food or adult shops but because the availability of certain pretty species girl but unfortunately in this materialistic world, almost all such girls are either being eaten by well fed brats or by pocket full brain empty bastards.

Although I love hawker food or some cheap skate food, but sometimes I do enjoy landing myself in chain stalls such as KFC, McDonald, and etc.

In my life, I seldom get to enjoy such meals even though most have already bored of eating them.

Just want to tell those who feels bored eating such food to get their jelly ass out and let me move in.

What I don't like about K.L is also about the people there. The people there are either too proud of themselves or too ignorant about their surroundings. Sometimes they missed out one of the most important element in their life.

HARDSHIP

Yes, most of them seems to only enjoy technological and sophisticated mechanical gadgets while they lost most of their humane sense thus becoming more robotic than ever. THEY ARE MECHANISTIC. And after all these years, I found K.L people, tend to, no offence but they tend to grow up a bit, slow =P

However not all Kuala Lumpurlings are like that so PEACE.
*If I don't add these sentences, the bounty for my head might reach US$1 million.*

By the way, Kuala Lumpur are also called Kuala Lampa.
In Hokkien, Lampa means handsome so start calling your dad Mr. Lampa ok?

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Anyway, I only spend a day and a half with my bee in K.L.

Reached around 4 a.m and straight propelled myself to K.F.C to brush my teeth there.

Tried to order cheesy wedges but the price is such a turn off. Imagine RM3.55 if I'm not mistaken for a few pieces of crescent funny shaped potato soaked with cheese and some mayo. WIth the RM3.55, I could have purchased a plate of chicken rice with soup and a cup of chinese tea thus ended up in the Mamak Stall nearby eating two half-boiled egg with Teh Ice which cost me RM3.20.

To round it up, I met my bee at Hang Tuah LRT station after some merry go round which I think she want me to play to lose some of my body fat =)

Don't know what NINJA season is this, whole street full of ninja's which I blame them for making me wasting a few ringgits around Monorail to find the budget hotels because mostly are fully booked. Was eating 3 sandwiches made by my bee. She purposely make for me ga =) made from egg and mayo plus butter wo, wrapped in a plastic. Tasty and save up my breakfast money hehe such a nice wife I have.

Finally end up in Tai Itchi Hotel, cost me RM132 per night with lousy shower. The shower is so lousy that I think I rather bath less. Such a small toilet with defected cold water. Not only that, the air condition position is totally unacceptable. Other than that, their staffs are kinda friendly maybe due to they only hire old folks to manage their reception.

My bee and I went to McDonald to wait for the room service to finish servicing our room.

After that, we went to BB plaza which is situated right opposite our hotel. Nothing fancy in BB plaza and very dull plus the business is so bad I think it is solely due to the two cannons being placed right opposite the complex by The Ship. If I were the CEO of BB plaza, I would have ask Najib for C4 and blast away The Ship.

Lousy bugger placing two fugly cannon right opposite my building for no apparent reason disturbing my feng shui.

Went to Sungei Wang which is connected via BB plaza. Such a convenient thing, why don't they connect all the shopping complexes in Bukit Bintang area. Then I don't have to wet my back to walk from Time Square to Sg Wang to LowYat to here and to there. Maybe they should connect the whole Malaysia. Lousy government.

Then later in the afternoon, we went to Sunway Pyramid for the main course hehe SHOGUN BUFFET !!! YAY

But it almost give me a heartattack because the bugger there said booking is closed !!!!

!@#$%&^%$#@!@#$%&*

HOW DARE THEY CLOSE THE BOOKING WHEN I AM ARRIVING !!!!!!!!!!
IF I AM NAJIB I WILL PUT C4 AND BOMB AWAY YOUR STINKY SHOP ALTHOUGH THE OYSTER AND SCALLOP PLUS UNAGI THERE AND ALSO THE MUSHROOM AND LAMB IS VERY NICE !!!!!!

Anyway, later in the picture gallerry I will reveal some of the secret my bee did not really tell in her blog hehe

The next day, is the day I depart from her =( anyway, we bought a pair of couple clothing from BALENO. Wanted to buy the whales as well but the stupid cashier dare not sell it. They can easily say the whales are damaged and sell to us cheaply and the rest of the money enter their pocket but NO, she is so clever and honest she just say "sorry, our whales are not for sale"

@#$%&*&^%$#$%*

At 4.45p.m, its time for me to leave her =( walked through the skyway alone looking back once in a while just to see her sad face which fades as I walk further into complex Not So Berjaya.

Not long after, I reached Puduraya and thus end my wonderful 1.5 days trip with her.

Thanks bee for everything especially the fat cow of urs and all your pictures, your care, attentions, AAM yellow bag full of goodies for me and also your beloved cheesy giant oyster.



One moment happy


Then intermediate phase will look like this


Taa dah, the next moment "lau gai" liao my bee for some unknown reasons hehe


See how happy is my bee eating that mushroom while teasing me saying that I am not as good and my tummy is not as big as hers when it comes to buffet =(


Trying to display her chopstick skill. To tell you guys the truth, she will ask me to get fork and spoon for her instead of chopstick in those hawker stall. Wonder why in SHOGUN, suddenly she can display her skill.


Sigh, go hawker stall look at the soup as mirror. Come to shogun, look at the shining wall as mirror. This bee never change.


My bee complain my left hand always raise up wor, maybe she don't know that the wall beside me is too near to me, and there are other thinga majinga which is there obstructing me to put my hand nicely. HMPH


This is the delicacies, VERY DELICIOUS GIANT OYSTER. Where on earth will any girl in this world would share her GIANT OYSTER besides her with me =) Thanks Bee


The front two fruits is both honey dew and watermelon.
Behind there, the black dark unknown fruit is actually fruit covered with chocolate fountain.
1st she said she don't want to eat anything to do with fruit + chocolate cause it is not appropriate.
After just one persuasion from me, her true self are revealed. Thus the unlucky fruit is picked and dipped into the chocolate.


Until now, I am still clueless about this expression


One of the many happy moments together


Moments before my departure


And I save the best for the last. The pink ribbonized cow with short limbs and spotty body which she claim is her =) she drew it for me for our 6th month anniversary, thank you bee.

I love you so much


- d a r t h i k e a -

Friday, July 11, 2008

60% of Malaysian have been PAWNED by the government =)

Hey buddies =) I'm back after a very long dry spell and dry wallet mostly because and of course I blame it all on the rise and hike in our fuel price. Heck, now I can't even find "goreng cempedak" or Deep fried chempedak in English because of the fcuking increase in oil price, it directly causes chempedak fruit price to increase at well.

There are whiners and crying babies all over the street ranting about how hard their life is when the fuel hike but this time I'm not going to talk about the normal current fuel issues but I am going to laugh off those who voted for the wrong person to blind lead our country.

See how stupid are we to choose someone whom we finally cry over and repeat this same old nonsense every 4 years.

I am really going short on this issues and I blame it entirely on the 60% population of Malaysia which voted the one that bring these black spells over our country. The government and majorities are the one really to be blamed. Because of their pathetic and lame lazy ass, everyone have to bear the burden.

If only the money used to strengthen the spiritual and religious communities are used instead to build up the nation, now you would see beggars driving at least a Proton or Kancil instead.

But no, you people prefer to be lead by a bunch of handicapped individual who care less about our concern but instead care more about their own and their family welfare. If you guys do not do your part to swap and slap to awaken 70% of the stupid Malaysian, be prepared to buy condom at a price of a lobster in the next couple of years.

Next, I have noticed that more and more motorcyclist pop out of no where in this country possible due to the sudden upheaval of the nation oil price.

This means nothing but more trouble on the streets. More and more motorcyclist means more and more accidents. Yes, almost all motorcyclists are a nuisance on the road. Yes, especially if you are riding one yourself.

Yes, motorcycle can be at least 900% cheaper than car but if you ever believe in karma, you are actually accumulating a lion's share of bad karma because all you motorcyclists do is to irritate other road users. Even bicyclist is better than you guys.

All these shits and craps are making most of us grow even older but yet still think like an inbecile kids. This is true especially to most of the kids rite now which is heavily influenced by the medias.

Look at how many of most kids spend outdoor. Look at their blardy face and tell me do you see a future walking fat cell or a human that can jump over 2 meter of loopholes?

Kids especially those >12 years old are behaving like some kinda walking dead.

They don't know much.

They don't talk much.

They don't think much.

And most importantly, they can't differenciate between real world and virtualistic world.

Most only find life in front of the computers. Without it, they will feel shivery and cold. They are TOTAL ADDICTS I can tell you.

Unfortunately there is no cure to such addicts. For those that feel shaky and uncomfortable if they did not login their facebook for one day, please be careful and consult me. I have a personal cure for such addiction but it will definitely comes with a high price as in "PRICE".

Sorry la boss, nowadays no money so need more money to go on a holiday with my princess.

Price of goods increase.

Price of condoms increase.

Price of toilet also increases.

But allowance and salary decreases.

"What a wonderful world" by Louis Armstrong


In a happier moment, I just spend a whole wonderful week with my bee. More elaboration can be found in her blog.

I always think that I was born into the wrong family. I should be borned if not in a rich family, at least a family in a country where snows touches my ass often.

I can feel my whole body burning everyday under normal condition. I need to be air conditioned to feel normal. I think my ass can fry an egg :( and its not funny.

Well, my bee just drew me a funny penguin hehe :)
It is so round that I, for some reasons know that she is actually drawing the penguin as me instead of herself. But what confuse me is, she wanted me to think of that penguin whenever I close my mind. How can I be thinking of myself whenever I close my eyes.

I would definitely think of her, or money not myself, I ain't gay :D

So in conclusion, I finally concluded that the penguin she drew is her, herself :D and nobody else.

I love you bee.



P/S : Hehe, I can imagine that she is hybridising the penguin with teletubbies because the penguin's tubbies got a round white projecting screen and the word " I Love You " was projected at it. Kinda hightech yeah =)


- d a r t h i k e a -


 
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