K.L is not a bad place to stay seriously. I like the pace, where everyone seems to be rushing. I like the availability of 24 hours kiosks and also late night life even though I rarely seems to be utilizing those night life facilities.
I just like a place I live in being well lit and having various types of food available. I also like crowded places because when there is a crowd, it means something is happening there. I hate entering stores where there are less than 2 customers unless it is an ADULT SHOP =)
When I was young, I always dream of living in K.L not because of food or adult shops but because the availability of certain pretty species girl but unfortunately in this materialistic world, almost all such girls are either being eaten by well fed brats or by pocket full brain empty bastards.
Although I love hawker food or some cheap skate food, but sometimes I do enjoy landing myself in chain stalls such as KFC, McDonald, and etc.
In my life, I seldom get to enjoy such meals even though most have already bored of eating them.
Just want to tell those who feels bored eating such food to get their jelly ass out and let me move in.
What I don't like about K.L is also about the people there. The people there are either too proud of themselves or too ignorant about their surroundings. Sometimes they missed out one of the most important element in their life.
HARDSHIP
Yes, most of them seems to only enjoy technological and sophisticated mechanical gadgets while they lost most of their humane sense thus becoming more robotic than ever. THEY ARE MECHANISTIC. And after all these years, I found K.L people, tend to, no offence but they tend to grow up a bit, slow =P
However not all Kuala Lumpurlings are like that so PEACE.
*If I don't add these sentences, the bounty for my head might reach US$1 million.*
By the way, Kuala Lumpur are also called Kuala Lampa.
In Hokkien, Lampa means handsome so start calling your dad Mr. Lampa ok?
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Anyway, I only spend a day and a half with my bee in K.L.
Reached around 4 a.m and straight propelled myself to K.F.C to brush my teeth there.
Tried to order cheesy wedges but the price is such a turn off. Imagine RM3.55 if I'm not mistaken for a few pieces of crescent funny shaped potato soaked with cheese and some mayo. WIth the RM3.55, I could have purchased a plate of chicken rice with soup and a cup of chinese tea thus ended up in the Mamak Stall nearby eating two half-boiled egg with Teh Ice which cost me RM3.20.
To round it up, I met my bee at Hang Tuah LRT station after some merry go round which I think she want me to play to lose some of my body fat =)
Don't know what NINJA season is this, whole street full of ninja's which I blame them for making me wasting a few ringgits around Monorail to find the budget hotels because mostly are fully booked. Was eating 3 sandwiches made by my bee. She purposely make for me ga =) made from egg and mayo plus butter wo, wrapped in a plastic. Tasty and save up my breakfast money hehe such a nice wife I have.
Finally end up in Tai Itchi Hotel, cost me RM132 per night with lousy shower. The shower is so lousy that I think I rather bath less. Such a small toilet with defected cold water. Not only that, the air condition position is totally unacceptable. Other than that, their staffs are kinda friendly maybe due to they only hire old folks to manage their reception.
My bee and I went to McDonald to wait for the room service to finish servicing our room.
After that, we went to BB plaza which is situated right opposite our hotel. Nothing fancy in BB plaza and very dull plus the business is so bad I think it is solely due to the two cannons being placed right opposite the complex by The Ship. If I were the CEO of BB plaza, I would have ask Najib for C4 and blast away The Ship.
Lousy bugger placing two fugly cannon right opposite my building for no apparent reason disturbing my feng shui.
Went to Sungei Wang which is connected via BB plaza. Such a convenient thing, why don't they connect all the shopping complexes in Bukit Bintang area. Then I don't have to wet my back to walk from Time Square to Sg Wang to LowYat to here and to there. Maybe they should connect the whole Malaysia. Lousy government.
Then later in the afternoon, we went to Sunway Pyramid for the main course hehe SHOGUN BUFFET !!! YAY
But it almost give me a heartattack because the bugger there said booking is closed !!!!
!@#$%&^%$#@!@#$%&*
HOW DARE THEY CLOSE THE BOOKING WHEN I AM ARRIVING !!!!!!!!!!
IF I AM NAJIB I WILL PUT C4 AND BOMB AWAY YOUR STINKY SHOP ALTHOUGH THE OYSTER AND SCALLOP PLUS UNAGI THERE AND ALSO THE MUSHROOM AND LAMB IS VERY NICE !!!!!!
Anyway, later in the picture gallerry I will reveal some of the secret my bee did not really tell in her blog hehe
The next day, is the day I depart from her =( anyway, we bought a pair of couple clothing from BALENO. Wanted to buy the whales as well but the stupid cashier dare not sell it. They can easily say the whales are damaged and sell to us cheaply and the rest of the money enter their pocket but NO, she is so clever and honest she just say "sorry, our whales are not for sale"
@#$%&*&^%$#$%*
At 4.45p.m, its time for me to leave her =( walked through the skyway alone looking back once in a while just to see her sad face which fades as I walk further into complex Not So Berjaya.
Not long after, I reached Puduraya and thus end my wonderful 1.5 days trip with her.
Thanks bee for everything especially the fat cow of urs and all your pictures, your care, attentions, AAM yellow bag full of goodies for me and also your beloved cheesy giant oyster.
One moment happy
Then intermediate phase will look like this
Taa dah, the next moment "lau gai" liao my bee for some unknown reasons hehe
See how happy is my bee eating that mushroom while teasing me saying that I am not as good and my tummy is not as big as hers when it comes to buffet =(
Trying to display her chopstick skill. To tell you guys the truth, she will ask me to get fork and spoon for her instead of chopstick in those hawker stall. Wonder why in SHOGUN, suddenly she can display her skill.
Sigh, go hawker stall look at the soup as mirror. Come to shogun, look at the shining wall as mirror. This bee never change.
My bee complain my left hand always raise up wor, maybe she don't know that the wall beside me is too near to me, and there are other thinga majinga which is there obstructing me to put my hand nicely. HMPH
This is the delicacies, VERY DELICIOUS GIANT OYSTER. Where on earth will any girl in this world would share her GIANT OYSTER besides her with me =) Thanks Bee
The front two fruits is both honey dew and watermelon.
Behind there, the black dark unknown fruit is actually fruit covered with chocolate fountain.
1st she said she don't want to eat anything to do with fruit + chocolate cause it is not appropriate.
After just one persuasion from me, her true self are revealed. Thus the unlucky fruit is picked and dipped into the chocolate.
Until now, I am still clueless about this expression
One of the many happy moments together
Moments before my departure
And I save the best for the last. The pink ribbonized cow with short limbs and spotty body which she claim is her =) she drew it for me for our 6th month anniversary, thank you bee.
I love you so much
- d a r t h i k e a -
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