A few days after my birthday

This is an addition and 10% of this post is because of that bugger Alexander Ku Ku Soon request.

Ok, before I touch that dirty bugger, here I would 1st like to thanks my parents who gave me an ang pow each which inside got 20% of RM 2,000 =)

Sorry can't take any pictures because :

1. Ang pow koyak (severely ripped apart) liao

2. Money inside wallet safely waiting for my next mini honeymoon with my girl


Besides that, my housemate Wee Sin Ling also gave me a pack of tomato flavored potato chips which I love so much.



And not to forget another of my housemate Goh Yen Chiew also gave me a chocolate wafer which will get me through my period of recession in the future.



Inside the package she includes a birthday cow card for me too.



Ok here's the part where I wanna touch that dirty old bugger Alex,


See, he wish me happy birthday, 1 year older and stuffs and at the bottom he also wanted me to treat him eat MCB.

OMG, do you son of an inno guys and girls know what the fcuk is MCB?

Sure must be something nasty, unless he refer MCB to McChicken Biscuit.

Besides that, I would like to thanks Maya, Alexander Ku Ku Soon, Daphne, Sarita, CB Sue Ann, Christine Saw, Jovial Chai, Lee Pui Yen, Tan Yin Yin, Kathryn, Josephine Chong, Florence, Esther, Nirmala, Jeevanend, Harish Pillai and all those who have wish me.

p/s : those who I forget to mention and wish to be credited please PM me in MSN or send a comment here like that dirty old bugger Alex. Nah, sei bugger, don't say I didn't acknowledge you.


Before I end my post, I would like to take an opportunity to sell one of the Text Book I have purchased in my year 1 study.


Price :
Nego kau kau starting from RM75

Dealing method:
COD [Sorry no postage, item is heavy]

Location of seller:
Sungai Petani or Ipoh

Contact method/details:
Comment here to received PM

Age of item:
2 years

Item(s) conditions:
Like your newly wed wife

Reason for sale:
Want money to go mini honeymoon :) and I don't need this book anymore



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My 23rd birthday on the 23rd of April 2008

Hey people, 2 days just past my 23 but I AM STILL YOUNG. This post contains no nonsense from me which is rare so don't complain I always post crap and rubbish ok?

Just wish to thanks everyone who is there that still remember my birthday and also those who still know I am alive.

For a start, I received two very very special gifts from my beautiful girl, Jeanette.

Its a very nice black collared shirt that I have been waiting to buy because I love black shirt so much especially collared shirt. The reason why I seldom wear collared shirt is because the heat in Malaysia which makes me to prefer wearing round collar shirt instead but mind you, I love collared shirt so much cause to me it look a bit classy hehe :)



And then I received the second gifts from her. Its a nice classy treblecleft she gave me as Music is one of her interest and this shall make me think of her and fantasize her playing her classy piano whenever I look at it.

Besides that, I also received a lovely birthday card from her and here is what it says

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERMYN,
(IN ADVANCE)

Start behaving darling
coz you ain't young
anymore & start loving
me more =)

FROM
Jeanette Woo Mun Mun


Just want to tell you dear, although you are not here for my 23rd birthday, there are still 24,25,26,27,28 ....N birthdays to go and I love you so much =) Thanks for everything.


Next, 2 days before my birthday, my housemate Chin Yeit Yuan gave me a chocolate, thanks buddy.


On my birthday eve, my housemate Wee Sin Ling, and my friends; Yong Yoke Shes, Tan Yuan Hong, Henry Yeoh, Victor Seet, Ng Ti Fu, Khor Tsen Tsien and Soo Meng Shen gave me a surprise mini party in Secret Recipe.

Not only that, they share and bought me bag which I needed most since my previous bag is all torn out but on that same day but in the afternoon I managed to repair it but who cares, now I got this lovely bag, I am gonna use it =)


Lastly, a final gift from my girl after a day from my birthday and on our 3rd month anniversary =)
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Taa Daa


A cow, an animal that I like because, just look at his face, especially his eyes, will you still slaughter it to become "daging rendang"?

Hehe but I think the cow looks like a "she" because of the utter, or issit a leg?

Anyway, this picture really makes my day, from a day without much laughter into a day of full of it =) Love you dear.



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Copy cat kiss the mat, fcuk by the rat

I don't fcuking understand why most girls despise what guy wear. We are Asian and in Malaysia the temperature is so high how can most girls expect us to wear formal or something that resembles what the Westerners wear? Common, shorts and slippers are for ASIANS !

This is MADNESSSSSSSssssssss.

Heck, even most Westerners (Ang Moh) who arrive here in the South East Asia also change to wear things less formal such as slippers.

I was told by some anonymous sources that the first thing most girl look at in a boy is what covers their feet. This is pathetic seeing such situation still occurs in our modern mind. And when Ang Moh wear slippers, the girls will be head over heels for them but when an Asian with slippers on, the girls are so disgusted by it as though the guy just step on some cow shit.

Ok, I don't give a damn next time I wear what I feel is comfortable.

This bring me to a discussion.

Chap Ayam slippers VS Ang Moh slippers

What is a Chap Ayam slippers?


This is a Chap Ayam slippers. Look at those little buggers. So rigid, so protective. It really serve as something to protect your damn feet.


What is Ang Moh slippers?

Look, this is a blardy Ang Moh slippers that those girls are worshipping as their second God.


Besides lighter weight, there is nothing else better if compared to Chap Ayam slippers that we most Asian wear.

In fact, Chap Ayam slippers got more uses than Ang Moh slippers for example

If you don't like anyone, you can just take off your cheap and heavy Chap Ayam slippers and throw at that people or even throw at vehicles who are rude to you on road but would you ever wanna use the feather weight Ang Moh slippers and throw at others instead?

When in a fight, you can always use the Chap Ayam slippers as a weapon or as a shield compared to the soft spongy Ang Moh slippers.

Besides that, we can use Chap Ayam slippers to 'Ta Siu Yan'.
Ok here's a new term.

What on earth is 'Ta Siu Yan' you must be asking.

Ta Siu Yan is a short ritual practised primarily by the Chinese in particular the Cantonese community to beat the petty person. Petty person are person that are harmful to us.

This ritual 1st started by you cutting out a human shape paper and write or stick something that have to do with the petty person.

Than you just use your fcuking slippers and whack that paper for no particular known reasons. So would you like to hurt your damn hands while Ta Siu Yan with Ang Moh slippers or relax like sitting on an OSIM massage chair while using Chap Ayam slippers to Ta Siu Yan. You be the judge.

So to those who worship Westerners as though what they wear are high class and stuffs are actually nothing better than an arse day dreaming.

Common la people, if Holywood is in Asia, I bet those Ang Moh will be wearing Pagoda singlet coupled with Ah Pek shorts with Chap Ayam slippers sipping on a cup of cheap RM0.30 Chinese Tea with ice.

What is Pagoda singlet and Ah Pek shorts you might ask.

That singlet the oldman's wearing is white Pagoda singlet.


This is Ah Pek shorts


So stop torturing yourself to look great when all you do is just copy people from the West. Wake up !


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HOT HOT HOT

I FCUKING HATE KEDAH !!!!

THIS PLACE IS NIGHTMARE

THIS PLACE IS HOT LIKE HAMTON

WHOLE BODY SWEATING LIKE A MAD WATER BUFFALO BATHING.


p/s : wtf is hamton btw?


So you might ask wtf is hamton

Now I present to you wtf is hamton

So this is a hamton


The pork, looking at his own meat in the burger is Hamton eventually. Googled it up.

I don't fcuking know wtf is hamton just the word comes into my mind because now I am in a room as hot as oven !!!!


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Operation Can't Wait Any Longer

Hey guys =) I'm here again after so long of not blogging cause I am busy of other stuffs and even I am free, I still busy thinking of someone right there =)

For the past few minutes, I have been thinking what choices I regret executing when I was young and wish to share a few right here.

1. Drinking gassy drink such as Coke, Shandy bla bla and bla when I was young excessively which I think caused me unable to drink them now. I think it also contributes in some degree to my height problem !!! Must be that damn acid that dissolve some of my bones !!!

2. Skipping Mandarin classes and use the time to play football instead. If I were to excel in Mandarin, I think my learning capability and capacity will be further enhanced !!! And I for once, can go back to China, kiss the land as well as the Peking Duck Rice instead of ordering dog meat food because I don't know how to order the correct dishes using the correct language.

3. Wasted too much money on stupid hobbies which I don't wanna mention because I'm still a great fans of that hobby but instead I think the money I can use to do so many other efking things which I couldn't right now.

4. Borrowing my RM500 to a effking BITCH that never return it to me. Hope either she return it to me double folded or have her life hanging on the edge of the sword for it !!! DID U KNOW WTF I CAN DO WITH RM500 AND BECAUSE I AM MERCIFUL TO YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ROB ME OFF RM500. MAY YOUR GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. Even with the RM500 which if I am lucky to have it invested on some good things, maybe I will be returned a million and now I could have travelled around the world !!!

5. Not moving out of hostel the moment I came in to study in my university and have my honeybun laptop stolen by some shit face genetically thief inherited person. If I still have my laptop now, my lap will be so much stronger and prove to my dear that I can withstand her weight which she always don't believe =)

6. Not pestering my parents to send me to music class last time. Cause I love to play musical instrument such as guitar, piano or if can maybe saxophone but instead I kept quiet bout it. At least I could have sacrifice some of the unnecessary tuition which I think I could handle such as English, BM and Geography tuition.

While I was still planning of what I should do next week, a date I have been waiting for since the 8th of February, this song struck my mind. This song totally reminds me of my situation right now.

Well, recently she's having her exam, I vowed to minimize her distraction but I PHAILED. Instead every time I ask her to sleep due to exam, part of me just wouldn't agree.

Ok, about that song, it was send by my beautiful girlfriend and it just cant stop reminding me about her. Ok here's the song. I'm enjoying every bit of it and hope you guys enjoy it too.

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My <3

Lol, usually I will seldom post anything about my personal life but I'm just too proud to have her as my soulmate :P
Then for some $^%^$# reasons I know that Alexander KuKu Soon will come and buat kacau later :P


(Her, lying down on my spy, just look at her, so beautiful)


This is my copine, literally means girlfriend in French. Her name is Jeanette Woo ( is pronounced je-NET ) and we met through Facebook which I have no regret playing it introduced by Jovial Chai since last year which at first I hessitated because I am contented enough with Friendster and Facebook seems too messy at first with thousands of unwanted applications.

And yeah, we met through Flirtable, a Facebook application which act as online flirting programme. Hey singles out there, get this programme, you can flirt and find the one you love just like me. Imagine if I have never installed that programme, I will never get to know her and now I think I am still single :)


(Her, with the happiest smile I have ever seen which totally can turn any tide of any battle)


By the way, out of topic, I never thought I would be attached so soon cause I always tell myself to wait after my graduation or in the midst of my working life in order to find someone stable. Yeah, I opt for stability now instead compared to adventure and fun-to-be-with girls previously. Just couldn't stand the thought of waiting for a few more months which might risk her away to other guy so I have to act while the iron is hot :)

Didn't know after 2 plus years of singleton, I am still able to get such a pretty girlfriend :D LOL

For some reasons, she is so involved in French name that she wanted to call our daughter Juliette which basically means Juliet in French as well :D I agree that it is a very sweet name indeed which is solely thought by her :P

If I were to think of my daughter name, it would be from some form of alienated name which I think she has no confident on me naming so she name her all by herself :D

Anyway, I am nevertheless too happy to know that she is a girl that would think for future, mostly hers and her daughter/son lah, cause she say no need to think of husband want wor, so sad :(


(The way she eats makes me wanna ride down all the way to Kuala Lumpur just to snatch the chicken wings away from her :) I was just joking, would rather be the chicken wing she ate)


I couldn't agree more but French name does sounds nice and more towards romantic kinda nice. Not only does Jeanette is a very romantic name, every time I hear her name or even see that name appear, it softened me like how flame could melt any steel.

Was very free that day while part of my mind is occupied by her, I went around researching about the beauty of the name Jeanette and found this. Jeanette originated from Hebrew, which is the Semetic language spoken by millions of people in the area around Israel during the age of Pisces as what I could recall and is regarded if I am not mistaken as the God's language or Holy Language which I forget too since I never go into religious aspect for a long time so I couldn't explain more about Hebrew but you can check it out in Wikipedia.


(Just look at her eyes, this is the set of eyes that could melt any diamonds and bend any rules)


Jeanette can be translated in Hebrew as "God is gracious". Now that makes sence as she was one fine gracious girl that caught my attention. I thought I have fallen for her outlook but after knowing her, I think I have fallen more for her inner beauty.

Besides that, her name proves her tenderness in handling a beast like me. Although most of the time she was the one need to be tamed :) LOL

Not to mention her voice, which sounded so soothing, that her voice reminds me of the fairy tale that somewhere in the Scandanavian sea, the vikings believe that there exist a group of beautiful maiden in the middle of the sea. They will sing whenever theres any sailor passing by and anyone caught by the song will be ......

Anyway, that story is not important but just to tell you that her voice belongs to me :D LOL so, later I'll just make a call to her to wake her up from her unusual afternoon slumber :)

Well, there is really too many things to say about her that caught me but I am not going to go into details about it as to refrain me from congesting the whole Blogspot.com's bandwidth with my thesis of her :)


(The way she bites her lips, so mesmerizing it turns me bananas each time I think of her)


And I save up other more memorable moments in my mind :) Just to let you know dear, I love you so much :)


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Barisan Condom

On the 9th of March 2008, after a long, tedious and tensed meeting, the ruling government finally decided to change their logo and name to BC which stands for Barisan Condom because :

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives u a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. (Malaysiakini)



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