Copy cat kiss the mat, fcuk by the rat

I don't fcuking understand why most girls despise what guy wear. We are Asian and in Malaysia the temperature is so high how can most girls expect us to wear formal or something that resembles what the Westerners wear? Common, shorts and slippers are for ASIANS !

This is MADNESSSSSSSssssssss.

Heck, even most Westerners (Ang Moh) who arrive here in the South East Asia also change to wear things less formal such as slippers.

I was told by some anonymous sources that the first thing most girl look at in a boy is what covers their feet. This is pathetic seeing such situation still occurs in our modern mind. And when Ang Moh wear slippers, the girls will be head over heels for them but when an Asian with slippers on, the girls are so disgusted by it as though the guy just step on some cow shit.

Ok, I don't give a damn next time I wear what I feel is comfortable.

This bring me to a discussion.

Chap Ayam slippers VS Ang Moh slippers

What is a Chap Ayam slippers?


This is a Chap Ayam slippers. Look at those little buggers. So rigid, so protective. It really serve as something to protect your damn feet.


What is Ang Moh slippers?

Look, this is a blardy Ang Moh slippers that those girls are worshipping as their second God.


Besides lighter weight, there is nothing else better if compared to Chap Ayam slippers that we most Asian wear.

In fact, Chap Ayam slippers got more uses than Ang Moh slippers for example

If you don't like anyone, you can just take off your cheap and heavy Chap Ayam slippers and throw at that people or even throw at vehicles who are rude to you on road but would you ever wanna use the feather weight Ang Moh slippers and throw at others instead?

When in a fight, you can always use the Chap Ayam slippers as a weapon or as a shield compared to the soft spongy Ang Moh slippers.

Besides that, we can use Chap Ayam slippers to 'Ta Siu Yan'.
Ok here's a new term.

What on earth is 'Ta Siu Yan' you must be asking.

Ta Siu Yan is a short ritual practised primarily by the Chinese in particular the Cantonese community to beat the petty person. Petty person are person that are harmful to us.

This ritual 1st started by you cutting out a human shape paper and write or stick something that have to do with the petty person.

Than you just use your fcuking slippers and whack that paper for no particular known reasons. So would you like to hurt your damn hands while Ta Siu Yan with Ang Moh slippers or relax like sitting on an OSIM massage chair while using Chap Ayam slippers to Ta Siu Yan. You be the judge.

So to those who worship Westerners as though what they wear are high class and stuffs are actually nothing better than an arse day dreaming.

Common la people, if Holywood is in Asia, I bet those Ang Moh will be wearing Pagoda singlet coupled with Ah Pek shorts with Chap Ayam slippers sipping on a cup of cheap RM0.30 Chinese Tea with ice.

What is Pagoda singlet and Ah Pek shorts you might ask.

That singlet the oldman's wearing is white Pagoda singlet.


This is Ah Pek shorts


So stop torturing yourself to look great when all you do is just copy people from the West. Wake up !


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