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Hey ladies and gents, I got a friend I would like to intro to you. Her name is Madamme Wallet (pronounced as Mad Damn Wall Leh). If you have known me for more than 3 years, I am sexy while Wallet was big, fat and juicy. According to doctor, she is unable to digest a nutrient called Vitamin M ( MONEY ). This is a picture we took together 3 years ago.
After 3 years, I have a rendezvous with Madamme Wallet. According to her, she was being tortured and forced to eat in a restaurant with red background and white words. After serial of rapes, she can't take it anymore and came to me. That is how we rendezvous. This is us after 3 years.
P/S : She does look sexier now ain't she?
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I am studying Biotechnology.
My hand is always itchy so one day while feeling the extreme itchiness, I decided to create something "hot" and "spicy" to eliminate my itchiness once and for all.
But the experiment went twisted thus creating something so extra-ordinary that I wish to share with my fellow friend here.
Introducing one of the most "Tom Yam" things at least 100x more hotter than volcano lava, Miss Meow Head, Aluminium Tin, Chilly, Chicken Leg, Snake.
This species is one of the thing that took freedom of speech away from me.
Prohibiting me from saying certain words such as :
i) GG
ii) Pet pet
iii) Jiao jiao
iv) Shit
v) Manure
vi) Feces
vii) Droppings
viii) I am handsome
Now only my freedom of speech was taken away, my freedom of raising my eye brow consecutively at a rate of 5 times per second was accused of being pervert.
Even simple whisper are also forbidden.
Besides that, every morning must give it a miss call to indicate I will be arriving to its house and another miss call to ask it to step out of the house. Because of this, my HP's battery life span was around 25% being conquered by it.
Before any judgment is being passed, this article is written base on fiction. Nothing is real. Anything related to the real person in this article was merely coincidence.
Must write the above statement if not you will never see me posting again.
Sorry earthlings, I am currently busy with my mid term exam so my upcoming blog post will be more about myself and the things you should know about me. Period.
See you in the next upcoming post.
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I am sick and fed up of people who constantly over used the word THANK GOD for this and that even though the helps and contributions he/she received came from a human or a mechanical device.
Why do we need to thank GOD instead of showing your appreciation to those who really help you. For example, I helped someone once to get her back on track by contributing tons of efforts and all I get back was not thank you but thank GOD unless she is referring me as GOD which I don't mind but I guess she is those typical close minded people who occasionally over used the word THANK GOD.
THANK GOD YOU ARE BORN.
THANK GOD YOU KNOW 1 + 1 = 2
THANK GOD YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.
THANK GOD YOU CAN ONLINE
THANK GOD YOU ARE SITTING ON THIS CHAIR OF YOURS.
But you guys/girls never thank those who really made your life possible now.
Think carefully and know how bad you really are in front of the society, but I do think it does not matter a shit to you because its all GOD's work.
And I wonder is it because of GOD who teach you, born you, educate you and give you a place to shit.
Really, please be more mature and don't make yourself the laughing stock for me.
Thank those that really helps, but if you really wanted to utter the word thank GOD, please do so after you have appropriately thanked the one who deserves it.
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Many people would say they love sleeping including me but that is history.
Now, I don't feel like sleeping and don't really enjoy sleeping very much because I think the day is too short. 24 hours where normally i sleep for 5-6 hours have already consumed a quarter of the day and then need to attend classes which lasted for an average of 8 hours per working days have wasted an accumulated of 14 hours which left me 10 more hours to spend.
So, if I spend my time sleeping more than 5-6 hours, I would have less than 8 hours to spend daily which is not sufficient therefore now I know why I usually sleeps in class haha
At least sleeping in class or library will recharged a few bars of energy for me and I can spend some of the used time to play or do the things I love to do which is also play :P
I used to love sleeping as daily I am sure to take at least an hour of afternoon nap but now I realized that for some ****ing reason the day is shorter than it used to be 10 years ago therefore my own biological instinct tells me not to sleep so much.
I don't know if its true to others but sleeping is not my hobby anymore. And yeah, my moronic university's holiday system is going from worst to non-cure-able. The holidays are so short that a 2 year old baby's d**k is even longer than it. Can't even enjoy a nice break as they are so opportunistic that they used public holidays for my study break.
They should be burned alive. Period.
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Hey peeps, I have return back from my hometown 3 days ago and got back a substitute switch thankz to my housemate so finally get to post again.
Today's latest rant is about chatting on the phone. I feel that it is one of the most suffering, agonizing, enfeebling and tormenting activity I have ever engaged besides having to tell how pretty a dino is.
I don't mind if there is something to chat about or the opposite chatter can reply and his/her reply are reply-able but what makes my nerve surfaced on my buttock skin is that when they called, they have nothing TO SAY !!!!!
And what makes my nerve grew an inch thicker is that their reply was just merely a yes or a no. I love phone. I love to have the best phone available in the market and tell me who doesn't. But I have a very eerie feeling or sometimes felt as though my guts are eating my intestines when someone called me just to chat.
I am personally not a good chatter on the phone, as well as on the internet but manage to do better in the internet instead because when I have nothing to say at least I can say bye, keep silence or worst, fell asleep. But in the phone, I just can't slam the phone unless the conversation is going no where then I might require to make myself busy. Well in the internet at least I have some friend which I am keen to know about their activity such as Mayat and others that I will reply instantaneously or I initiate a message instead.
So what you guys think? Especially girls. I have heard girls changing their phone shell every a few chatting session or have fire engine to their house to put off the fire caused by the excessive chat which melted her phone.
Why do we need to chat everyday on the phone? This question will be directed to those couples especially. I found that by chatting daily on the phone, those feeling of "MISSING SOMEONE" will seldom happen thus causing the relationship to be dull and not spicy anymore.
To me, I need a phone to contact and communicate but not to chat. Seriously unless you really have a good topic to talk about. This explain why I seldom likes to call people unless I have an intention, hehehe.
Nothing gives me a more frightening moment then to receive a call from nuisance. I hope I am not hated for this post :P
Well I don't care anyway. I welcome myself back :) muahahahaha
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