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This is just a short update of what I am currently busying and what gets into my nerves, tickle it and releases the time bomb in me.
Ok, not exactly a time bomb but I am very pissed at the so called THESIS.
So, what on planet earth is thesis.
Either go google it, go wikied it or read below.
"A dissertation (also called thesis or disquisition) is a document that presents the author's research and findings and is submitted in support of candidature for a degree or professional qualification.[1] The word "thesis" comes from the Greek θέσις, meaning "position", and refers to an intellectual proposition. "Dissertation" comes from the Latin dissertātiō, meaning "discourse."
Why on earth do people wanted to do thesis. I don't mind about all the discoveries, research and stuffs but what on earth is wrong is that thesis is just a waste of time."
What is the use of thesis anyway?
Without thesis, other communities such as from the art industries do produces wonderful discoveries and improvement.
Ok, ok I admit thesis is a formal and neat way to write out something professionally especially to beautify your idea and chop off more trees and also to contaminate the planet earth even more by some fine and expensive printings and and and also to bind the blardy thesis with RM38 hardcover service.
Yeah the RM38 is consider small to some brats but this RM38 could be used to buy at least 12 plates of noodles and stuff up your smelly ass.
Ok, thats a small rant today as I just finish up my 1st draft of my blardy useless thesis which I am never proud of.
Wonder what if I show it to Juliette next time.
Maybe it is a good fly swapping thingy, or the paper can be used to wipe ass after a business session or maybe you can use my thesis to make your children fall asleep ASAP without having the trouble to read them bed time stories.
Wanna buy my thesis?
For thesis with HARDCOVER = RM60
For raw thesis with only double A A4 paper = RM30
Guarantee to make anyone fall asleep, no side effect not like those dumb sleeping pills.
Looking at the bright side, my bee send me more and more animal pictures hehe
Just couldn't stop loving what she drew for me and each time it promise to make me laugh.
The 1st one being a cute little pinkish elephant without tusks.
It looks like a jigsaw puzzle to me hehe
just could not stop smiling whenever I see this =)
Next I'm gonna show off her second masterpiece =)
This one more TERROR
Hehe, look at this squidy, his head was being bandaged by some tribal thingy with a mangoosteen leaf to symbolize, "I AM HERE FOR PEACE"
Besides that, it got 7 legs.
BEE, where is another leg? You eat already ar??
It wears a stylish specs and it does not like to complete what it is trying to say =)
Hehe, by the way, she say it is a chuka idako, which is some kind of baby octopus I love to eat in a Japanese restaurant. I think this squidy is being merinated with some kind of sweet sour sauce.
YUMMY SQUIDY
Hehe, love you so much bee. Love all your pictures
Just went to Kuala Lumpur last Friday night to visit my honey bee and to get stung by her =)
K.L is not a bad place to stay seriously. I like the pace, where everyone seems to be rushing. I like the availability of 24 hours kiosks and also late night life even though I rarely seems to be utilizing those night life facilities.
I just like a place I live in being well lit and having various types of food available. I also like crowded places because when there is a crowd, it means something is happening there. I hate entering stores where there are less than 2 customers unless it is an ADULT SHOP =)
When I was young, I always dream of living in K.L not because of food or adult shops but because the availability of certain pretty species girl but unfortunately in this materialistic world, almost all such girls are either being eaten by well fed brats or by pocket full brain empty bastards.
Although I love hawker food or some cheap skate food, but sometimes I do enjoy landing myself in chain stalls such as KFC, McDonald, and etc.
In my life, I seldom get to enjoy such meals even though most have already bored of eating them.
Just want to tell those who feels bored eating such food to get their jelly ass out and let me move in.
What I don't like about K.L is also about the people there. The people there are either too proud of themselves or too ignorant about their surroundings. Sometimes they missed out one of the most important element in their life.
HARDSHIP
Yes, most of them seems to only enjoy technological and sophisticated mechanical gadgets while they lost most of their humane sense thus becoming more robotic than ever. THEY ARE MECHANISTIC. And after all these years, I found K.L people, tend to, no offence but they tend to grow up a bit, slow =P
However not all Kuala Lumpurlings are like that so PEACE.
*If I don't add these sentences, the bounty for my head might reach US$1 million.*
By the way, Kuala Lumpur are also called Kuala Lampa.
In Hokkien, Lampa means handsome so start calling your dad Mr. Lampa ok?
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Anyway, I only spend a day and a half with my bee in K.L.
Reached around 4 a.m and straight propelled myself to K.F.C to brush my teeth there.
Tried to order cheesy wedges but the price is such a turn off. Imagine RM3.55 if I'm not mistaken for a few pieces of crescent funny shaped potato soaked with cheese and some mayo. WIth the RM3.55, I could have purchased a plate of chicken rice with soup and a cup of chinese tea thus ended up in the Mamak Stall nearby eating two half-boiled egg with Teh Ice which cost me RM3.20.
To round it up, I met my bee at Hang Tuah LRT station after some merry go round which I think she want me to play to lose some of my body fat =)
Don't know what NINJA season is this, whole street full of ninja's which I blame them for making me wasting a few ringgits around Monorail to find the budget hotels because mostly are fully booked. Was eating 3 sandwiches made by my bee. She purposely make for me ga =) made from egg and mayo plus butter wo, wrapped in a plastic. Tasty and save up my breakfast money hehe such a nice wife I have.
Finally end up in Tai Itchi Hotel, cost me RM132 per night with lousy shower. The shower is so lousy that I think I rather bath less. Such a small toilet with defected cold water. Not only that, the air condition position is totally unacceptable. Other than that, their staffs are kinda friendly maybe due to they only hire old folks to manage their reception.
My bee and I went to McDonald to wait for the room service to finish servicing our room.
After that, we went to BB plaza which is situated right opposite our hotel. Nothing fancy in BB plaza and very dull plus the business is so bad I think it is solely due to the two cannons being placed right opposite the complex by The Ship. If I were the CEO of BB plaza, I would have ask Najib for C4 and blast away The Ship.
Lousy bugger placing two fugly cannon right opposite my building for no apparent reason disturbing my feng shui.
Went to Sungei Wang which is connected via BB plaza. Such a convenient thing, why don't they connect all the shopping complexes in Bukit Bintang area. Then I don't have to wet my back to walk from Time Square to Sg Wang to LowYat to here and to there. Maybe they should connect the whole Malaysia. Lousy government.
Then later in the afternoon, we went to Sunway Pyramid for the main course hehe SHOGUN BUFFET !!! YAY
But it almost give me a heartattack because the bugger there said booking is closed !!!!
!@#$%&^%$#@!@#$%&*
HOW DARE THEY CLOSE THE BOOKING WHEN I AM ARRIVING !!!!!!!!!!
IF I AM NAJIB I WILL PUT C4 AND BOMB AWAY YOUR STINKY SHOP ALTHOUGH THE OYSTER AND SCALLOP PLUS UNAGI THERE AND ALSO THE MUSHROOM AND LAMB IS VERY NICE !!!!!!
Anyway, later in the picture gallerry I will reveal some of the secret my bee did not really tell in her blog hehe
The next day, is the day I depart from her =( anyway, we bought a pair of couple clothing from BALENO. Wanted to buy the whales as well but the stupid cashier dare not sell it. They can easily say the whales are damaged and sell to us cheaply and the rest of the money enter their pocket but NO, she is so clever and honest she just say "sorry, our whales are not for sale"
@#$%&*&^%$#$%*
At 4.45p.m, its time for me to leave her =( walked through the skyway alone looking back once in a while just to see her sad face which fades as I walk further into complex Not So Berjaya.
Not long after, I reached Puduraya and thus end my wonderful 1.5 days trip with her.
Thanks bee for everything especially the fat cow of urs and all your pictures, your care, attentions, AAM yellow bag full of goodies for me and also your beloved cheesy giant oyster.
One moment happy
Then intermediate phase will look like this
Taa dah, the next moment "lau gai" liao my bee for some unknown reasons hehe
See how happy is my bee eating that mushroom while teasing me saying that I am not as good and my tummy is not as big as hers when it comes to buffet =(
Trying to display her chopstick skill. To tell you guys the truth, she will ask me to get fork and spoon for her instead of chopstick in those hawker stall. Wonder why in SHOGUN, suddenly she can display her skill.
Sigh, go hawker stall look at the soup as mirror. Come to shogun, look at the shining wall as mirror. This bee never change.
My bee complain my left hand always raise up wor, maybe she don't know that the wall beside me is too near to me, and there are other thinga majinga which is there obstructing me to put my hand nicely. HMPH
This is the delicacies, VERY DELICIOUS GIANT OYSTER. Where on earth will any girl in this world would share her GIANT OYSTER besides her with me =) Thanks Bee
The front two fruits is both honey dew and watermelon.
Behind there, the black dark unknown fruit is actually fruit covered with chocolate fountain.
1st she said she don't want to eat anything to do with fruit + chocolate cause it is not appropriate.
After just one persuasion from me, her true self are revealed. Thus the unlucky fruit is picked and dipped into the chocolate.
Until now, I am still clueless about this expression
One of the many happy moments together
Moments before my departure
And I save the best for the last. The pink ribbonized cow with short limbs and spotty body which she claim is her =) she drew it for me for our 6th month anniversary, thank you bee.
I love you so much
- d a r t h i k e a -
Hey buddies =) I'm back after a very long dry spell and dry wallet mostly because and of course I blame it all on the rise and hike in our fuel price. Heck, now I can't even find "goreng cempedak" or Deep fried chempedak in English because of the fcuking increase in oil price, it directly causes chempedak fruit price to increase at well.
There are whiners and crying babies all over the street ranting about how hard their life is when the fuel hike but this time I'm not going to talk about the normal current fuel issues but I am going to laugh off those who voted for the wrong person to blind lead our country.
See how stupid are we to choose someone whom we finally cry over and repeat this same old nonsense every 4 years.
I am really going short on this issues and I blame it entirely on the 60% population of Malaysia which voted the one that bring these black spells over our country. The government and majorities are the one really to be blamed. Because of their pathetic and lame lazy ass, everyone have to bear the burden.
If only the money used to strengthen the spiritual and religious communities are used instead to build up the nation, now you would see beggars driving at least a Proton or Kancil instead.
But no, you people prefer to be lead by a bunch of handicapped individual who care less about our concern but instead care more about their own and their family welfare. If you guys do not do your part to swap and slap to awaken 70% of the stupid Malaysian, be prepared to buy condom at a price of a lobster in the next couple of years.
Next, I have noticed that more and more motorcyclist pop out of no where in this country possible due to the sudden upheaval of the nation oil price.
This means nothing but more trouble on the streets. More and more motorcyclist means more and more accidents. Yes, almost all motorcyclists are a nuisance on the road. Yes, especially if you are riding one yourself.
Yes, motorcycle can be at least 900% cheaper than car but if you ever believe in karma, you are actually accumulating a lion's share of bad karma because all you motorcyclists do is to irritate other road users. Even bicyclist is better than you guys.
All these shits and craps are making most of us grow even older but yet still think like an inbecile kids. This is true especially to most of the kids rite now which is heavily influenced by the medias.
Look at how many of most kids spend outdoor. Look at their blardy face and tell me do you see a future walking fat cell or a human that can jump over 2 meter of loopholes?
Kids especially those >12 years old are behaving like some kinda walking dead.
They don't know much.
They don't talk much.
They don't think much.
And most importantly, they can't differenciate between real world and virtualistic world.
Most only find life in front of the computers. Without it, they will feel shivery and cold. They are TOTAL ADDICTS I can tell you.
Unfortunately there is no cure to such addicts. For those that feel shaky and uncomfortable if they did not login their facebook for one day, please be careful and consult me. I have a personal cure for such addiction but it will definitely comes with a high price as in "PRICE".
Sorry la boss, nowadays no money so need more money to go on a holiday with my princess.
Price of goods increase.
Price of condoms increase.
Price of toilet also increases.
But allowance and salary decreases.
"What a wonderful world" by Louis Armstrong
In a happier moment, I just spend a whole wonderful week with my bee. More elaboration can be found in her blog.
I always think that I was born into the wrong family. I should be borned if not in a rich family, at least a family in a country where snows touches my ass often.
I can feel my whole body burning everyday under normal condition. I need to be air conditioned to feel normal. I think my ass can fry an egg :( and its not funny.
Well, my bee just drew me a funny penguin hehe :)
It is so round that I, for some reasons know that she is actually drawing the penguin as me instead of herself. But what confuse me is, she wanted me to think of that penguin whenever I close my mind. How can I be thinking of myself whenever I close my eyes.
I would definitely think of her, or money not myself, I ain't gay :D
So in conclusion, I finally concluded that the penguin she drew is her, herself :D and nobody else.
I love you bee.
P/S : Hehe, I can imagine that she is hybridising the penguin with teletubbies because the penguin's tubbies got a round white projecting screen and the word " I Love You " was projected at it. Kinda hightech yeah =)
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Hey peeps, :) here am I again.
Fathers' day just passed and my bee send me some nice graffiti.
The 1st one is one lovely 4 leg lesser crab. Hehe the crab's smile is so sweet and the way the crab dance while saying "Love you" really do mean a lot.
I don't know but each time I look at that crab it makes me think of her sleeping like that crab with all her 4 limbs spread out :)
In return I'm gonna draw my version of crab :) which is more precise and more realistic but unfortunately realistic stuffs don't look as nice and funny as my bee's fantasy crab.
Probably the leg of that crab is being steamed by my dear together with ketchup and now sitting quietly in her stomach already.
Look at this bugger, not funny and mundane. That is why, my bee's drawing is always the best.
Next, she drew me a dinosaur sweating.
The next thing that caught my eyes are his neck. I mean he don't have a neck at all :) hehe
But then the dino really do make me smile especially with his blue colour body and one odd spine underneath his tail :) coupled with a sweaty looking expression. Well, that dino really do make part of my anger of the recent petrol hike in price subsided a bit I must admit
Hehe, wondering what is she thinking when she drew that dino :)
and
and
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Not to forget, his legs, are so straight it really blend well with what she drew hehe
This will be officially my most harmless looking dino ever.
And as in return, I would draw out my version of fearsome dino.
Look at that bugger, looks like a spiny long beans instead of dino :(
As usual per request, my dear wanted to always be on top of me, and always wanna be the leader so I let her be the dino while I be the pity human that will be pan cake soon :)
I know after reading this, she's going to start calling me "smelly bee" again hehe
Then she send me one thing that really blow my heavy body off my feet on the very morning of Fathers' day.
Yup, she send me a sunflower badge tattooed with the "number 1" sign with two pinky legs :)
And she called me hubee :)
Just wanted to tell her that I love her so much and would try my best to make her stop calling me daddy and start calling me hubee instead :)
As what I always wanted and always love to see is my Jeanette's personal drawing. Whatever she drew, from cow to crab, from dino to sunflower with pinky legs, I love it all, and most importantly
I LOVE YOU
- d a r t h i k e a -
As I were listening to the song Marc Anthony - You Sang to Me (One of my all time favorite songs), it reminds me of something. I have been thinking and feels like sharing a story with you guys by an anonymous source.
"Thinking back really hard, most of you girls might remember vaguely that there was once a guy who always seemed eager to spend his time with you, went shopping with you, visit you no matter how far you are, accompany you when you are lonely and ignore or completely canceled out all his further activity just to sit there for hours, listen to all your problems.
At the same time, you probably treat that guy as a joke and laughed him off with your friends about how "sticky" he is, how he was like a little dog which follows you all around and doing things just to get a bit of your attention. All of his action probably would make your friends started to tease that a boy like that could be crazy over you. He, a little too short, almost gone bald, not that slim, quite poor, or did not possess a great fashion sense, or basically none of the things that your dream tall, handsome, fit, rich, stylish prince charming which can easily pull you off your feet and further induce you to denied having any romantic feelings for him.
Eventually, the one who really cares about you drifted away, as your relationship with your other boyfriend got more serious. As more time passed, and the other boyfriend eventually starting to cheat on you, or became boring, or you realized that the things that attracted you to him weren't the kinds of things that can sustain.
So, now, you're single again, and after trying out your luck in some social places such as pubs, discos, and bars for several months having only encountered players and douche bags, assholes, and scums, you wonder, "What happened to all the nice guys?"
Well, you did it once again.
You ignored the nice guy that appear right in front of you and used him for your own emotional intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof, not significant boyfriend more than the guy which was there all the while in front of you but you does not seem to see him. As time pass, eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life.
He probably came to realize, nowadays, women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or amuse you with jokes and humors; or buy you a gift that you mentioned; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, learned how not to be himself and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.
Luckily I am not like this and I am still a nice guy.
So, if you're looking for a nice guy, here's what you should really do:
1.) Build a time machine.
2.) Go back a few years and pull your head out of your ass.
3.) Take a look at what's right in front of you and grab a hold of it.
So, please: either stop misrepresenting what you want, or own up to the fact that you've fcuked yourself over. You're getting older, after all. It's time to excise the bullshit and deal with reality. You didn't want a nice guy then, and he certainly doesn't fcuking want you, now."
- d a r t h i k e a -
This is an addition and 10% of this post is because of that bugger Alexander Ku Ku Soon request.
Ok, before I touch that dirty bugger, here I would 1st like to thanks my parents who gave me an ang pow each which inside got 20% of RM 2,000 =)
Sorry can't take any pictures because :
1. Ang pow koyak (severely ripped apart) liao
2. Money inside wallet safely waiting for my next mini honeymoon with my girl
Besides that, my housemate Wee Sin Ling also gave me a pack of tomato flavored potato chips which I love so much.
And not to forget another of my housemate Goh Yen Chiew also gave me a chocolate wafer which will get me through my period of recession in the future.
Inside the package she includes a birthday cow card for me too.
Ok here's the part where I wanna touch that dirty old bugger Alex,
See, he wish me happy birthday, 1 year older and stuffs and at the bottom he also wanted me to treat him eat MCB.
OMG, do you son of an inno guys and girls know what the fcuk is MCB?
Sure must be something nasty, unless he refer MCB to McChicken Biscuit.
Besides that, I would like to thanks Maya, Alexander Ku Ku Soon, Daphne, Sarita, CB Sue Ann, Christine Saw, Jovial Chai, Lee Pui Yen, Tan Yin Yin, Kathryn, Josephine Chong, Florence, Esther, Nirmala, Jeevanend, Harish Pillai and all those who have wish me.
p/s : those who I forget to mention and wish to be credited please PM me in MSN or send a comment here like that dirty old bugger Alex. Nah, sei bugger, don't say I didn't acknowledge you.
Before I end my post, I would like to take an opportunity to sell one of the Text Book I have purchased in my year 1 study.
Price :
Nego kau kau starting from RM75
Dealing method:
COD [Sorry no postage, item is heavy]
Location of seller:
Sungai Petani or Ipoh
Contact method/details:
Comment here to received PM
Age of item:
2 years
Item(s) conditions:
Like your newly wed wife
Reason for sale:
Want money to go mini honeymoon :) and I don't need this book anymore
- d a r t h i k e a -
