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This is an addition and 10% of this post is because of that bugger Alexander Ku Ku Soon request.
Ok, before I touch that dirty bugger, here I would 1st like to thanks my parents who gave me an ang pow each which inside got 20% of RM 2,000 =)
Sorry can't take any pictures because :
1. Ang pow koyak (severely ripped apart) liao
2. Money inside wallet safely waiting for my next mini honeymoon with my girl
Besides that, my housemate Wee Sin Ling also gave me a pack of tomato flavored potato chips which I love so much.
And not to forget another of my housemate Goh Yen Chiew also gave me a chocolate wafer which will get me through my period of recession in the future.
Inside the package she includes a birthday cow card for me too.
Ok here's the part where I wanna touch that dirty old bugger Alex,
See, he wish me happy birthday, 1 year older and stuffs and at the bottom he also wanted me to treat him eat MCB.
OMG, do you son of an inno guys and girls know what the fcuk is MCB?
Sure must be something nasty, unless he refer MCB to McChicken Biscuit.
Besides that, I would like to thanks Maya, Alexander Ku Ku Soon, Daphne, Sarita, CB Sue Ann, Christine Saw, Jovial Chai, Lee Pui Yen, Tan Yin Yin, Kathryn, Josephine Chong, Florence, Esther, Nirmala, Jeevanend, Harish Pillai and all those who have wish me.
p/s : those who I forget to mention and wish to be credited please PM me in MSN or send a comment here like that dirty old bugger Alex. Nah, sei bugger, don't say I didn't acknowledge you.
Before I end my post, I would like to take an opportunity to sell one of the Text Book I have purchased in my year 1 study.
Price :
Nego kau kau starting from RM75
Dealing method:
COD [Sorry no postage, item is heavy]
Location of seller:
Sungai Petani or Ipoh
Contact method/details:
Comment here to received PM
Age of item:
2 years
Item(s) conditions:
Like your newly wed wife
Reason for sale:
Want money to go mini honeymoon :) and I don't need this book anymore
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Hey people, 2 days just past my 23 but I AM STILL YOUNG. This post contains no nonsense from me which is rare so don't complain I always post crap and rubbish ok?
Just wish to thanks everyone who is there that still remember my birthday and also those who still know I am alive.
For a start, I received two very very special gifts from my beautiful girl, Jeanette.
Its a very nice black collared shirt that I have been waiting to buy because I love black shirt so much especially collared shirt. The reason why I seldom wear collared shirt is because the heat in Malaysia which makes me to prefer wearing round collar shirt instead but mind you, I love collared shirt so much cause to me it look a bit classy hehe :)
And then I received the second gifts from her. Its a nice classy treblecleft she gave me as Music is one of her interest and this shall make me think of her and fantasize her playing her classy piano whenever I look at it.
Besides that, I also received a lovely birthday card from her and here is what it says
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERMYN,
(IN ADVANCE)
Start behaving darling
coz you ain't young
anymore & start loving
me more =)
FROM
Jeanette Woo Mun Mun
Just want to tell you dear, although you are not here for my 23rd birthday, there are still 24,25,26,27,28 ....N birthdays to go and I love you so much =) Thanks for everything.
Next, 2 days before my birthday, my housemate Chin Yeit Yuan gave me a chocolate, thanks buddy.
On my birthday eve, my housemate Wee Sin Ling, and my friends; Yong Yoke Shes, Tan Yuan Hong, Henry Yeoh, Victor Seet, Ng Ti Fu, Khor Tsen Tsien and Soo Meng Shen gave me a surprise mini party in Secret Recipe.
Not only that, they share and bought me bag which I needed most since my previous bag is all torn out but on that same day but in the afternoon I managed to repair it but who cares, now I got this lovely bag, I am gonna use it =)
Lastly, a final gift from my girl after a day from my birthday and on our 3rd month anniversary =)
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Taa Daa
A cow, an animal that I like because, just look at his face, especially his eyes, will you still slaughter it to become "daging rendang"?
Hehe but I think the cow looks like a "she" because of the utter, or issit a leg?
Anyway, this picture really makes my day, from a day without much laughter into a day of full of it =) Love you dear.
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I don't fcuking understand why most girls despise what guy wear. We are Asian and in Malaysia the temperature is so high how can most girls expect us to wear formal or something that resembles what the Westerners wear? Common, shorts and slippers are for ASIANS !
This is MADNESSSSSSSssssssss.
Heck, even most Westerners (Ang Moh) who arrive here in the South East Asia also change to wear things less formal such as slippers.
I was told by some anonymous sources that the first thing most girl look at in a boy is what covers their feet. This is pathetic seeing such situation still occurs in our modern mind. And when Ang Moh wear slippers, the girls will be head over heels for them but when an Asian with slippers on, the girls are so disgusted by it as though the guy just step on some cow shit.
Ok, I don't give a damn next time I wear what I feel is comfortable.
This bring me to a discussion.
Chap Ayam slippers VS Ang Moh slippers
What is a Chap Ayam slippers?
This is a Chap Ayam slippers. Look at those little buggers. So rigid, so protective. It really serve as something to protect your damn feet.
What is Ang Moh slippers?
Look, this is a blardy Ang Moh slippers that those girls are worshipping as their second God.
Besides lighter weight, there is nothing else better if compared to Chap Ayam slippers that we most Asian wear.
In fact, Chap Ayam slippers got more uses than Ang Moh slippers for example
If you don't like anyone, you can just take off your cheap and heavy Chap Ayam slippers and throw at that people or even throw at vehicles who are rude to you on road but would you ever wanna use the feather weight Ang Moh slippers and throw at others instead?
When in a fight, you can always use the Chap Ayam slippers as a weapon or as a shield compared to the soft spongy Ang Moh slippers.
Besides that, we can use Chap Ayam slippers to 'Ta Siu Yan'.
Ok here's a new term.
What on earth is 'Ta Siu Yan' you must be asking.
Ta Siu Yan is a short ritual practised primarily by the Chinese in particular the Cantonese community to beat the petty person. Petty person are person that are harmful to us.
This ritual 1st started by you cutting out a human shape paper and write or stick something that have to do with the petty person.
Than you just use your fcuking slippers and whack that paper for no particular known reasons. So would you like to hurt your damn hands while Ta Siu Yan with Ang Moh slippers or relax like sitting on an OSIM massage chair while using Chap Ayam slippers to Ta Siu Yan. You be the judge.
So to those who worship Westerners as though what they wear are high class and stuffs are actually nothing better than an arse day dreaming.
Common la people, if Holywood is in Asia, I bet those Ang Moh will be wearing Pagoda singlet coupled with Ah Pek shorts with Chap Ayam slippers sipping on a cup of cheap RM0.30 Chinese Tea with ice.
What is Pagoda singlet and Ah Pek shorts you might ask.
That singlet the oldman's wearing is white Pagoda singlet.
This is Ah Pek shorts
So stop torturing yourself to look great when all you do is just copy people from the West. Wake up !
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I FCUKING HATE KEDAH !!!!
THIS PLACE IS NIGHTMARE
THIS PLACE IS HOT LIKE HAMTON
WHOLE BODY SWEATING LIKE A MAD WATER BUFFALO BATHING.
p/s : wtf is hamton btw?
So you might ask wtf is hamton
Now I present to you wtf is hamton
So this is a hamton
The pork, looking at his own meat in the burger is Hamton eventually. Googled it up.
I don't fcuking know wtf is hamton just the word comes into my mind because now I am in a room as hot as oven !!!!
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