Who say thin guys rox?

MaH LoU, fat? what is fat here? In guys dictionary fat is often related to sense of security and of course we put girls aside 1st cause fat girls are considered to be an escapee from the dinosaur farm no offense but girls are usually drawn slim but man can be drawn anyway.

Wah Lau, imagine your boyfriend thin like bicycle tyre's spooke or maybe can relate it with thin and flat like Ipoh char kueh tiuz then you should see them naked. All sortsa bone will be exposed and it doesn't look good at all considered man are supposed to be related to strength and brutality. Thin man are walking bones and should not be given the highest priority instead you girls should choose guy like me a bit fat but yet "bergaya" haha

Imagine, hugging a thin boyfriend and you might risk puncturing your lungs because his bone will poke you like shit. But ahhhhh hugging a nice comfy big big nice boyfriend like me will give most of the feelings you have been ideally dream of :)

But I didn't say you should choose those over fat ass la, just shouldn't choose over thin and over fat guys and also not thin guy. They will never be as comfy as me :)

And yeah, to girls who are thin and still say yourself as fat. FCUK YOU !!!
Want people to compliment and say you are sexy please don't use old tactic. Should just say "Dunno why today people keep whistling at me"

And one last rant, thin guys are usually on drugs and smoke :) ngek ngek ngek so better choose those that got "meter kebahagiaan" which means happy meter on their tummy that smiles rather than "tulang cerucuk" which means death poke. Yeah, not to forget most not-so-fat person like me are happier ma. At least less rules in their life.

Conclusion : choose me, after all I am the handsome meat :D


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