Who say thin guys rox?

MaH LoU, fat? what is fat here? In guys dictionary fat is often related to sense of security and of course we put girls aside 1st cause fat girls are considered to be an escapee from the dinosaur farm no offense but girls are usually drawn slim but man can be drawn anyway.

Wah Lau, imagine your boyfriend thin like bicycle tyre's spooke or maybe can relate it with thin and flat like Ipoh char kueh tiuz then you should see them naked. All sortsa bone will be exposed and it doesn't look good at all considered man are supposed to be related to strength and brutality. Thin man are walking bones and should not be given the highest priority instead you girls should choose guy like me a bit fat but yet "bergaya" haha

Imagine, hugging a thin boyfriend and you might risk puncturing your lungs because his bone will poke you like shit. But ahhhhh hugging a nice comfy big big nice boyfriend like me will give most of the feelings you have been ideally dream of :)

But I didn't say you should choose those over fat ass la, just shouldn't choose over thin and over fat guys and also not thin guy. They will never be as comfy as me :)

And yeah, to girls who are thin and still say yourself as fat. FCUK YOU !!!
Want people to compliment and say you are sexy please don't use old tactic. Should just say "Dunno why today people keep whistling at me"

And one last rant, thin guys are usually on drugs and smoke :) ngek ngek ngek so better choose those that got "meter kebahagiaan" which means happy meter on their tummy that smiles rather than "tulang cerucuk" which means death poke. Yeah, not to forget most not-so-fat person like me are happier ma. At least less rules in their life.

Conclusion : choose me, after all I am the handsome meat :D


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Shopping???

Why girls love shopping? This is a request by a fuckin horny gurl called Ham Sap poh where you can view her on the right panel of my blog there.

Yeah, this question have been puzzling most girls themselves and have been raping the mind of guys daily especially those guys with girlfriend.

Girls natural ability to purchase by sacrificing anything on its way is quite a superb mechanism that even God can't explain but I can. You know why? Because I was once a victim or more accurately will be a future victim of shopping minded girls. I wouldn't wanna brand them as shop-a-holics because it means they are addicted to shopping but in fact they are actually not addicted to shopping but they need to shop to survive as much as they need to breath.

Girls just love enjoy watching themselves slashing their own purse where latter their boyfriend's wallet will be the next. Ever went to a supermarket or a shopping mall before. Yes, you will notice there are many many cheerful girl face strolling around and some even holding the hands of her boyfriend. But, did you ever notice that most of the guys in the shopping mall along with his girlfriend in particular have a very lame face which on top of his forehead got some imaginary words branded "please help me"

Common girls, you always neglect your boyfriend when you are out shopping, so what is the big fuss of boys going to the cyber cafe and have a game or two with their friends without a moment being buzzed by your annoying misscall or sms?

Shopping isn't bad at all really, if the girl can compromise and don't just dump your boy strolling around the bra section. Bring him along ask his opinion at least he won't feel the eerie the next time shopping with you.

Another thing is, if ever your boy paid something for you to shop, make sure you get him back something, maybe food or other cheaper stuffs la, don't be cunning if not who can tahan you !!! And please do not keep silence even though silence is golden but farting is diamond so do you wanna fart???



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Human Organs

Mahai, I don't know why people like to call other asshole or some kinda organ stuff like dick head or smelly ass or some other thing. Don't you think these ill treated organ played one of the most major activity for us and without them we are as good as them.

Let say you act bitchy and you stinks so I call you a fucking pussy smelly ass. Wow, congratulations. I just entitled you with something more important than Tan Sri or any other Dato. You are officially an ambassador for pussy, and ass :)
Don't you feel proud because without pussy, girls will surely got no other entertainment on bed besides reading a freaking telephone book thick harry pussy potter !!!

And most importantly, you are the shit hole which helps get rid of our excretion. You cleanse us. So don't hesitate to call some holy person an arshole cause they help cleanse ma !!! Not meh?????

So there is totally nothing wrong in being called a human organ except some visceral organ. FYI visceral organ are those thought to be useless organ.

So from now on you dickfaces and pussylook, don't have to be so emotional being called so. You should reply it with a big fat juicy "thank you"

Happy squirting :)


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TESTING

NIA SING, this blogspot is either brainless or not smart enough now is sunday what i post is considered as saturday? Can any living soul guide me to rectify the time ??

And one more thing, what the hell is wrong with my principles. How come I will display two muka tepung de couples at the right panel there hugging and making love.

HAHAHA tell you why i display that la. Is because I want everyone here to know I'm caring and loving. Can easily make "love" hehe Don't think dirty la, be as clean clean and white white like me :P ( quoted from a fugly guy found in AH lian mei ping de friendster )

Come you gurls should love me more.

Anyway this post was just to test out the time so I know what evil plan I can conduct next time. This post is a bandwidth wastage and doesn't mean to be viewed or taken seriously but anyway, and if your a guy please introduce some leng luiz to me in exchange for my housemate de contact :) ngek ngek ngek

If you're a girl, wait what, the real en tao bak ( handsome meat ) is right here !!!!

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Who is Kah Chui

Hi, I will begin introducing my Kah Chui sis a.k.a Wee Sin Ling on her http://www.magical-wonderland.blogspot.com/ . The blog of hers contain lots of pictures of weird weird animals but once a while u will spot a handsome boy there with no other person then me.

What differenciate her blog with mine is that she got lots of picture while my blog is plain dull not that high tech computer savvy type. Basically, she blogs most things about her life and daily happenings but somehow she have halt blogging since her grandma departure which is sad.

While I blog most of other thing like gossips and governmental failure or some other stupid Malaysian behavior, she seldom mention about this in her blog instead posting beautiful pictures of me some mediocre picture of her soft toys and some nice scenery instead. It is her blog that poison me into the world of blog advertisement so you should really check out her blog and be poisoned by her as well. Well in this world who doesn't need money rite?

And finally, would you like to know more about her? Because she is still single and hoping to find a nice guy so I don't have to repay some money i borrowed hehe what are you waiting for just click here http://www.magical-wonderland.blogspot.com/



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Sotong

Ever wonder why is the freaking sotong in camouflage is appearing in my header?
Haha yes I am a big fan of sotong for some pet pet reason. Don't you think sotong is quite an amazing creature to begin with. Do you know a sotong can open a bottle?

So with eight legs, a freaky cunning sotong could climb up on your body and wrap you with 6 of its leg and yet can slap you using another two of its tentacles. And to many that doesn't like sotong, do you know that they are a good pet to begin with?

Just try it, keep a sotong in your aquarium and watch it do amazing stunts, doggy style, acrobatic maneuver and lotsa things your ordinary pet like dog, cat, hamster, pig, cow, lamb, chicken, spider and etc etc can't do.

And they also can amuse you in some way. Just look at their lame face. They are so unique as though everytime it looks at you, it is gonna think of a way to snap your neck and end your life.

How wonderful is such marine creature yet many still are largely effected by the poison of media telling you how bad sotong is. Please do not believe such lies. Sotong have been constantly being related to bad villain, bad creatures or bad ass food.

Think of this, without sotong you wont be able to eat sotong. And do you know how tasty is sotong meat especially those sambal spearhead squid with eggs or sweet sour octopus. You people especially girls should really start to appreciate sotong more and one day you might be a more successful person cause i heard this mysterious creature will give mis-fortune to your enemy and brings you good luck.

And finally, sotong does bite so do other animals. Just remember don't feed it with "kuaci" or "lobak" like how you feed hamster or rabbit instead feed it with pure sexy fishes.


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I'm Commercializing My stupid BLOGGGGG

Hey people, there is a sudden shortage of money in my wallet and bank so I decided to involve in blog advertising but these two ******* company requires me to be active in posting blog. Apa la, the only time i wanna and love to be active is on bed not off bed !!!

But nevertheless u guys should also post or blog actively but please don't put lyrics or some lame story as your blog because it isn't a blog at all.

Starting from now I have to crack my brain to add more stupid rumors and come out with more lame ideas to increase my post count liao :(
Somemore exam so near, come on people tell me what would you guys like to hear I can research and post about anything let it be ur God or your own beloved viagra happy man Prime Minister.

But please I won't blog about myself :)

Erm ok la i think this is also considered another post count hahaha

Btw, if you would like me to link to your blog kindly tell me I would be glad to do so :)



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Girls, ...and some guys, start being a bit tech savvy

After receiving some weird message from a few people in MSN and stuffs i realized how many can be so ignorant in today's essential knowledge about computer I mean at least you should know how to format your computer to save RM30 to let those hungry computer beastman slaughtering your purse for a sweat-less task that can be done by yourself instead.

Is like most girls use computer almost daily but dunno even how to repair some minor stuffs. But when comes to slaughtering boyfriend's wallet their natural skill will emerge top. Or when it comes to going clubbing and shaking their assess for nothing, they will be the best. Sometimes even when come to finishing their handphone credit or asking other guy's to finish theirs for them, they will be the God.

Another funny thing I know from most girl is that they seldom install Antivirus, and worst of all some even install weird Antivirus and when their computer is jammed by viruses, they start crying like some imitation made in China barbie look-alike toys.

This is the list of the top 20 antivirus applications

01. Kaspersky version 7.0.0.43 beta - 99.23%
02. Kaspersky version 6.0.2.614 - 99.13%
03. Active Virus Shield by AOL version 6.0.0.308 - 99.13%
04. ZoneAlarm with KAV Antivirus version 7.0.337.000 - 99.13%
05. F-Secure 2007 version 7.01.128 - 98.56%
06. BitDefender Professional version 10 - 97.70%
07. BullGuard version 7.0.0.23 - 96.59%
08. Ashampoo version 1.30 - 95.80%
09. eScan version 8.0.671.1 - 94.43%
10. Nod32 version 2.70.32 - 94.00%
11. CyberScrub version 1.0 - 93.27%
12. Avast Professional version 4.7.986 - 92.82%
13. AVG Anti-Malware version 7.5.465 - 92.14%
14. F-Prot version 6.0.6.4 - 91.35%
15. McAfee Enterprise version 8.5.0i+AntiSpyware module - 90.65%
16. Panda 2007 version 2.01.00 - 90.06%
17. Norman version 5.90.37 - 88.47%
18. ArcaVir 2007 - 88.24%
19. McAfee version 11.0.213 - 86.13%
20. Norton Professional 2007 - 86.08%

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