When Malaysian and seafood collide

Hey fellas =) I am here to talk to you guys about a serious disease that are now a pandemic in Malaysia.

I am here to talk about Lala Chronic Disease (LCD).

What is Lala actually?

What is LCD?

What can LCD do to Malaysian?

How contagious is LCD?


Lala is actually a type of sea shell fish.

Picture paints a thousand words so I am going to show you guys what is Lala.



This is a picture of lala =)

And lala's cousin are called si ham

Si ham is actually cockles in English. FFS why on earth they name it cockles. It sounds like cockLESS

Ok here is Si ham.




A wide and current trend of such seafood consumption among Malaysian are causing a new disease breakthrough.

The toxic compound in such seafood are the culprit in the recent mass mutation especially among Malaysian girl.

The recent visit to K.L, in one of the famous K.L shopping complex called Sungei Wang made me worry.

LCD can be a very devastating and slow acting form of disease that could Lalalize most potential pretty girls. Siham disease however, less contagious and less lethal is more potent towards guys.

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(sorry for the girl in the picture to be my model but I really couldn't find any other more suitable picture to edit. Blame it on your striking shoe)

Ok here is an example of a girl suffering from LCD. That picture is edited to show you how serious the disease can be.

1st symptoms will be her starting to wear ugly badges such as smiley face or fugly striking and big hand bangles. At this stage, the girl can still be saved by constant advice and further preventing such girls to get near to Malaysian Gothic shop.

2nd symptoms will be her starting to wear clothes with nonsense slogans such as "Hello", "Have a nice day", "Welcome to my kawaii world" and etc. At this stage, serious medication such as grounding and curfew need to be applied.

3rd stages will be irreversible. At a point where she start purchasing fugly immitation of Disney character such as shown in the picture above. It is not a crime to buy such materials but to show it off and proud of it on purpose is blasphemous. At this stage, the girl has almost completely finish her human life cycle and starting to morph into a naive lala.

At the 4th and final stage, the 1st symptom shown will be the girl starting to wear some nettish high stockings. At this point, the girl are still scared and worried cause it is their 1st time reaching such stage thus purchasing such stockings will be an initiation step towards becoming a pure lala.

After several brave attempts, they start to indulge themselves with semi torn high stockings and still proud of it as shown above. At this point, they are no longer human but yet they still can mate with human. And at this very point, their behavior will change completely for their rest of their life and the birth of a new breed of lala called KAM HEONG LALA.

What is KAM HEONG LALA (KHL).

Ok, I am kind enough to steal a picture from respected source for you guys. Thank you whatever website I am stealing from for the picture. If you demand the picture to be taken away, kindly contact me through PM.


This will be KAM HEONG LALA.

KHL is the ultimate form of LALA. They will be the senior, the experienced and highly valued lala. Their role is to lalalize other girls to be part of their comrad. Although weird, they have a highly big social network and their ability is to talk loudly to be noticed.

They have no weakness as they have overcome the greatest weakness in mankind, THE FEAR OF LOW SELF ESTEEM.


For this I would like to conclude that, whether you are a normal girl, a girl almost got struck with LCD or a lala naive or even KHL, you are still a part of us earthlings, you will still be a very essential components in our society. Without you, we have nothing better to stare when we walk in shopping complexes and we have nothing more to talk about.

Just to let you LALA united girls know, we care and we share.


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