Lick my nuts

Last week, I just went to K.L yet again to visit my stinky bee.

One occasion shocked me.

And at the same time, it also answers one of my question.

Why Chinese was always treated as a dishwasher by the Westerners.

Last time, I used to be so disgraced and shamed when I saw Chinese traders wiping the ass of European customers and treating them like a jewel.

Now I am finding a hole to dig and hide my head when I saw how Chinese traders now bow and smell the ass of the Arabian customers.

Because of such apple polishing attitude, although you are very successful, you have cause your race to be the jasper for others.

The fcuking broad smile while two hands was rubbing each other disgrace me when they try to lure an Arabian customer. Not only that, they keep bowing and bowing every time the Arabs walk pass them.

If they do not scared people will laugh at them, they should scared dog will bark at them.

I would say, if I am a trader, I either kiss all assess or fcuk them if they don't buy my goods. No double standard practiced *except certain occasion..details will be discussed privately if you ever ask me out for a drink*

Malaysian Chinese nowadays are not only good in bribing, I didn't know they are also good in licking assess. I got a pair of dirty assess waiting to be licked. Anyone?

By the way, talking about bowing, why on earth should we bow to anyone? What does bowing symbolizes?

For example, why do we need to bow when we see our kings? Aren't they human too? I wouldn't mind if we are bowing to them 2000 years before. That is when morons started to think kings are immortal or son of God or some higher beings. But now? In this modern era?

WTF IS BOWING ALL ABOUT.

FFS, STOP ALL THESE RUBBISH TRADITIONS.

INSTEAD OF BOWING TO SOMEONE, GIVE THEM A FCUKING BROAD SMILE AND RUB TWO OF YOUR HANDS TOGETHER LIKE SOME CHINESE ASS LICKING TRADER.

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In another news, me and my bee just spend 1.5 days together. This time she left me alone in the hotel =(

BAD BEE

I arrive again at 4.30am and went straight to order the world biggest KFC cheesy wedges situated opposite Puduraya bus terminal.

That is a huge wedges with multiple cum shot of mayo and cheese.

I put my bag down on one of the tables, went to order my stuffs.

WHEN I COME BACK, ONE GROUP OF FCUKING CHINESE IDIOTS TOOK MY CHAIR AWAY AND LEFT MY BAG ON THE TABLE.

5 Chinese guys and a girl.

I mean 5 mutilated looking guy and one female clown !!!!

NO MANNERS

After eating, went to the Indian uncle selling paper, bought that morning paper and read for 2 hours. Thick newspaper, makes me happy but unfortunately 40% of it is covered by some stupid business news and lousy 2nd hand car selling advertisement.

Common guys, you will never get to sell your car by posting at such places. Do me a favour, sell it door to door.

After that, I went to find some hotel, 1st ended up my last time with Star Town Fcuking Inn where they promised me a room but eventually when I reach there, they told me full house.

Walk along Bintang Street and finally ended up searching in vain for any hotel nearby as they were fully occupied not until I climb up a spooky stairs and reach a nice hotel.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE HOTEL CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FULLY BOOKED AGAIN MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SUE ME

Almost everything is nice in that hotel except the curtain. One part of the curtain are unable to cover completely the window. This makes me unable to perform my usual naked sleep =(

Besides that, my bee also baked me 4 muffins =) although quite hard outside, but the inside is still as delicious, just like you bee, outside hard hard inside soft like jelly.

Throughout the day, we ended up strolling in Sungei Wang critisizing people and catching dino.

Ate some of the best bihun in the world in Sungei Wang's GIANT supermarket coupled with a BBQ honey drumstick with my bee. She say it is nice too but sooner or later she will complain boring cause my aim is to eat it everytime I landed in Sungei Wang.

At the end of the day, I was glad to be able to spend the dinner and supper with Woo's family.

Not only I get to enjoy free dinner, but I also get to eat some expensive dishes HAHA such as a big fat black fish coupled with prawns, long beans and friends plus salty egg squid with eggs of all kind =)

After that, me and my bee watched CARS. Some funny looking vehicles that can talk =) hehe hopefully next time they start doing shows with moving underpants and called it UNDIES.

After that, my bee played me a couple of soothing songs using her black piano. I don't even know what is she typing in the piano. Too fast. Too hard to follow.

Before that, my bee opened two cans of king longan in syrup for me. Ate most of it HAHA I am a big fans of Longan I tell you. To me this testicle looking fruit is so sweet I wish my swimming pool is filled with it next time.

Finally end my day with a supper at the nearby Mamak area. Watched some aunties trying to cheat that poor mamak guy for a few cents because they claim they eat NASI LEMAK BIASA when they actually ordered NASI LEMAK with COCKLES.

FCUKING CHINESE TRY TO CHEAT A FEW CENTS.

NOT LIKE ME. CHEATED THE MAMAK RM81.00 WHEN I ONLY PAY THEM RM8.10 HAHAHAHA

Just wanna thank the Woo's family for the pleasant dinner and warmth stay =) never had such a warmth moment for a long long long time =)

THANKs BEE FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN FOR ME. I LOVE FAMILIES


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