A few "good" taste butt bloggers fully swore to heaven that Robert's Char Koay Teow (CKT) is the chosen one. So being a patriotic CKTians, it has been a long suffering for not knowing there is such a God send noodles in PJ and with the Holiday awarded by the world no. 1 government, I will only be more stupid if I do not shift myself to Robert's CKT to try it out.
After much search & research for its address, I key in the location into my trusted GPS and immediately teleported ourselves there. Are you guys anxious to know the address for this place?
A hint: It is a stall located in a shop. It has some branches but the main one is located in SS17, PJ.
I do not wish to tell you guys the location because I totally do not recommend anyone that still breath to try this CKT. It was one of the lousiest CKT in the universe and it taste hideous. Let me tell you how it is being presented.
For the presentation of the food:
It doesn't look good, it doesn't smell anything and it swallow me RM4 each. According to some genius blogger out there who recommended me this monstrosity, the prawn is so big that you will choke if you don't cut the prawn into 4 pieces before eating. The noodle taste like your biting a lorry tyre. The COCKles given to me are so small that they instantly evaporated once reached my table. The prawns are a little bit bigger than the invisible COCKles but not as big as described. The size of it is only as big as a nipple tip. The eggs fried together with the noodles look like a tissue paper after soaking into dog's urine.
For the taste, it taste like as though you are licking a salt cave. Some blogspot geniuses even claim that the taste is even better than sex. I totally disagree as this CKT is only good if all the food ration in this world is being destroyed and you have no choice but to endure this CKT.
Ok, I was told by my bee that when doing a food review, we should include the service and its atmosphere too. For its service, I do no expect him to dance while we eat and he did what he should do. Cook, serve and destroy our taste bud. So no complain about that.
For the atmosphere, since it is located in a shop, I think it is not fair to judge him and blame all to him. But if would like to talk about the atmosphere of his stall, it look like a haunted den.
For rating, I would personally rate this shop as non existence. No rate is given because after this post, this stall will be totally erased from my memory.
Thanks for enjoying my 1st food review. More to come if and only if I was being motivated. Hope you like my fair review as I was not getting any paid from any CKT stall to sabotage Mr Robert.
My Verdict & Summary:
Pros: Good was to play a prank on yourself eating this for the preparation to join Fear Factor
Cons: .It is a poison
P/s: This plate of arsenic really spoils me and my bee's entire day. Hoping for something edible and being served with this is totally unforgivable.
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