Happy New Year 2008

Heya fellas, today is the 1st of January 2008 and 22 more days and 3 more months later I would be 23 years old and graduating soon, laze around for some time and then find a job get to know some girls and play a fool @ get married and lose my freedom forever :D

This is how close someone life and how edgy every decision you make which will cause you your life and money as well as happiness.

Some at this point have already found the job of their dream some even get married with the girl that will bite off their ears at my age but I am currently still loading ammo into my shotgun and trying to seek our prey :)

My life would have change if I am not single right now maybe to the better or towards the hellish worst.
For example, if I am not single, my wallet could be emptied by now and I will use it to accumulate water so that ducks could swim around in my wallet if my girlfriend is a huge spender and a wallet trimmer.

However if i met a rich female who love to spend on her own or perhaps on me too :D then my wallet now should be packed tight like a Big Mac.

If I met someone who loves to chat on the phone and requires 25/7 attention via communication, then my DOTA skills will rocket down the drain. But if my girlfriend just wish to come over and sit on my bouncy legs while I DOTA, I might be the King of the Kings.

There is so many decision that would have made you what you are this year from last year. As for me, if I have gone daily exercise then this year me and Brad Pit will be twin like.

But I am still happy with all my decision even though some of it really makes me wanna turn back time and give myself a big slap for doing some dumb stuffs but hey this is Year 2008 and its time to buy a sniper and aim for the better prey this hunting season.

This year my resolution is very simple which is to virtually stuffs more vegetables both in my mouth hole and my asshole because I want a more healthy body but too bad on New Year Eve, my friends just invited me to engulf Chinese Starbucks called "BAK KUT TEH" which consist of nothing but heavy three layer fat delicious pork plus funny tasty tea :)

Happy New Year earthlings.


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I have finally finished submitting my Draft of my Library Project but of course as usual still 2 more reports are pending for completion.

But I don't care.

FCUK YOU NO FREE.

Now is the time to get back enough 4 hours of sleep and play DOTA until my fingers cramp before another half a month exam rally.

Really don't understand why the holiday I 'm offered are as minute as a baby dick whereas others university offering their student a long holiday until they are able to produced their home porn video to pass their time.

My handphone's button are going banana each day thankz to over miss calling that chilly who always require me to miss call her at least twice a day to scope her ass out from her room.

Christmas or C-day is almost near. One of my most feared celebration besides Valentine's day or V-day.

These two days completely masked the horrifying events at D-day.

The preys (guys) need to dig in deep, scavenge their innocent wallet for cash just to satisfy the extreme hunger of their predator (girlfriend).

While I don't have any girlfriend yet, I am too not excluded from the extreme torment of these two days. Having to extract, isolate and purify even my last cents to go for a meal.

In addition to that, new rules have been forcefully legalized. The content of the new legislation is that every week, I am required by hook or by crook to accumulate N amount of money to eat one heavy meal.

My feelings : ("\/T_T\/")


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HIS STORY

Hey ladies and gents, I got a friend I would like to intro to you. Her name is Madamme Wallet (pronounced as Mad Damn Wall Leh). If you have known me for more than 3 years, I am sexy while Wallet was big, fat and juicy. According to doctor, she is unable to digest a nutrient called Vitamin M ( MONEY ). This is a picture we took together 3 years ago.


After 3 years, I have a rendezvous with Madamme Wallet. According to her, she was being tortured and forced to eat in a restaurant with red background and white words. After serial of rapes, she can't take it anymore and came to me. That is how we rendezvous. This is us after 3 years.


P/S : She does look sexier now ain't she?



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Very hot

I am studying Biotechnology.
My hand is always itchy so one day while feeling the extreme itchiness, I decided to create something "hot" and "spicy" to eliminate my itchiness once and for all.

But the experiment went twisted thus creating something so extra-ordinary that I wish to share with my fellow friend here.

Introducing one of the most "Tom Yam" things at least 100x more hotter than volcano lava, Miss Meow Head, Aluminium Tin, Chilly, Chicken Leg, Snake.

This species is one of the thing that took freedom of speech away from me.

Prohibiting me from saying certain words such as :

i) GG
ii) Pet pet
iii) Jiao jiao
iv) Shit
v) Manure
vi) Feces
vii) Droppings
viii) I am handsome


Now only my freedom of speech was taken away, my freedom of raising my eye brow consecutively at a rate of 5 times per second was accused of being pervert.

Even simple whisper are also forbidden.

Besides that, every morning must give it a miss call to indicate I will be arriving to its house and another miss call to ask it to step out of the house. Because of this, my HP's battery life span was around 25% being conquered by it.

Before any judgment is being passed, this article is written base on fiction. Nothing is real. Anything related to the real person in this article was merely coincidence.

Must write the above statement if not you will never see me posting again.

BUSY

Sorry earthlings, I am currently busy with my mid term exam so my upcoming blog post will be more about myself and the things you should know about me. Period.

See you in the next upcoming post.


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Thank God?

I am sick and fed up of people who constantly over used the word THANK GOD for this and that even though the helps and contributions he/she received came from a human or a mechanical device.

Why do we need to thank GOD instead of showing your appreciation to those who really help you. For example, I helped someone once to get her back on track by contributing tons of efforts and all I get back was not thank you but thank GOD unless she is referring me as GOD which I don't mind but I guess she is those typical close minded people who occasionally over used the word THANK GOD.

THANK GOD YOU ARE BORN.
THANK GOD YOU KNOW 1 + 1 = 2
THANK GOD YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.
THANK GOD YOU CAN ONLINE
THANK GOD YOU ARE SITTING ON THIS CHAIR OF YOURS.

But you guys/girls never thank those who really made your life possible now.
Think carefully and know how bad you really are in front of the society, but I do think it does not matter a shit to you because its all GOD's work.

And I wonder is it because of GOD who teach you, born you, educate you and give you a place to shit.

Really, please be more mature and don't make yourself the laughing stock for me.

Thank those that really helps, but if you really wanted to utter the word thank GOD, please do so after you have appropriately thanked the one who deserves it.


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I Got New Model From Motorola =) Free

Introducing, Motorola newest model called "MONSTEROLLA SLIMZR"


Motorola's most advance hand phone not available in market but I own it.


Get mesmerized by its thinness, more thin than any supermodel and other competitor. Officially acclaimed by the World Guineapig Of Record.



Stylish inside with buttonless interface and most advance technology feature is below :



Large screen with "touch N go as well as ATM card slot"


Style on me, style on you

MONSTEROLA SLIMZR

get it now from me for RM1000 =)


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