Barisan Condom

On the 9th of March 2008, after a long, tedious and tensed meeting, the ruling government finally decided to change their logo and name to BC which stands for Barisan Condom because :

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives u a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. (Malaysiakini)



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Malaysia is finally SAVED. Period

On the 8th of March 2008, together we have created most probably the brightest future for Malaysia. My squid on top of the blog heading cry for help is finally answered.

The ruling government of Barisan National or mostly UMNO have been denied a 2/3 majority. This means that whatever new policies suggested have to be consulted with the opposition before implementation.

While year 2008 marked the 1st wave of changes in Malaysia, we need another 4 years to completely overhaul the entire system by making the current ruling government a.k.a The UMNO as the opposition instead.

Policies such as equal right and equal standard among citizens of Malaysia will be the first to be done. Hopefully the strong message send by the people of Malaysia do coerce the lazy people of UMNO to use more of their brain, less corrupted and work harder as the people's representative.

How could a country with 1st class infrastructure being run by people with education background lower then me? I think I can run the government better then any two of them. Not to mention, their pathetic empty promises is another turn off point for the Rakyat.

However, there is one thing good about the previous government. That is their inability to improve and lousy administration which finally give way to the Opposition to blossom in the 2008 erections.

Let Pak Lah win in his place. Let him win a place for himself in Penang. Cause we will make him the opposition instead.

Hopefully, this 4 years will make Malaysia a place that human can really live in. I have hope and will continue discarding the incompetence administration as always. No matter who rules the country, whoever run the country like how a farmer run a supermarket, will be discarded by me, as well as the people in this country because I believe, the new generations' mind will be smarter to cater for their own future.

To all the Barisan National members, fans, and cronies :

Y O U D E S E R V E S I T




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WTF !!!

WTF !!!

To summarize this video is about the heat before Malaysian 2008 General Erection.

At the 1st 55 seconds of the clips is about DAP (Malaysian Opposition political party) tai kor Uncle Lim giving a strong and fiery speech in my hometown, Ipoh and at the same moment in another part of Ipoh, BN incumbet was having a karaoke session making underage girl dancing and singing.

I ROFLMAO when I hear the the "oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah" singing at the 56th seconds in the clip.

Guys, really we should together sing like the girl LOL :)

Hope you guys enjoy the karaoke session which are held using God knows whose money to fund it :)


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ERECTION coming. I am so high I can't even go back and vote

Ok guys, do enjoy this very nice songs by comedycourt about our 2008 erection. And to those who are getting their SPM results especially my dear dear Jeanette, wish you will score flat A.

But no worries, not only A cup members can get full A, those who really did their best will deserve it.
If not, find me. I'll be kind enough to hand you my SPM result slip so you will feel better.

Sorry lah bro, didn't get to blog often cause was plagues with problems and busy meeting dateline.

Now free a bit can scratch scratch bottom part only. Later after my test again have to busy.

Busy planting paddy.


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Happy Chinese New Year 2008

Hi my fellow friends :) I am writing this post when I am in Kuala Lampa.

I am here as a change human. From rude to gentle :D
Trust me now if you ever flip the world guiness book of record you can find my name there as the most polite being ever walk the earth.

Because of this, there are something auspicious I would like to share with you during this Chinese New Year.

From now on, I will never (tried to) use the word

"Oh My God"

and since its CNY, I would replace it with

"Oh My Kat"

And have you ever wonder what is "Kat"?


This is what we Chinese call "kat"
It is widely consumed during CNY.

But since Oh My Kat sounds a bit weird
I would love to change it to

"Oh My Kat Pei"

Which literally means "Oh My Kat Skin"

Wonder how Kat Skin looks like?

Ok I am kind enough to show you what Kat skin looks like


So does this sound better to say "Oh My Kat Skin" when you are trying to express something or you still prefer using the old fashion and rude to God expression such as "Oh My God"?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone.

I wish your ang pow money more than your hair and your health better than Bruce Willis in the show Die Hard 4.

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2008 resolution

You know what, each year I have a thesis of new year resolution but only a paragraph of it have been successfully or partially done, but this year as I was about to graduate, its time to only cast a single and the most meaningful new year resolution I have ever crafted my entire 22 miserable years.

Yes, this year is time to unleash and satisfy my lil bro, Mr. Zakaria to the max. It have been detained under house arrest beneath my denim for almost my entire life except a few occasion where I bath, pee, or poop.

Now, hearing every roar from the hungry beast from below, over shadowed by my tummy and banished within the icy cool chamber of my Renoma underwear, I guess is the best time to show its power and rock the world.

So any ladies this year wanna open Mr. Zakaria's ceromony? Please submit your respected resume together with your picture :P

101% guarantee you'll be the next returning visitor :P

Behold, Mr Zakaria (jeng jeng jeng)




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Erection 2008 is coming soon. HELP SAVE MALAYSIA

This year mark the true 50th year of Malaysian real independent however we are so lagging behind because of some shitty and corrupted administration.

I'm here as a fellow Malaysian that I think will be doomed and cursed to stay in this beautiful country governed by shits and have my children here and stuffs would not like to see my generation suffer from what I suffer.

Sufferings include :

extreme racism shown but instead was called as tolerance.

education quota system which is so flawed it looks worst than my 5 years old scar I got from touching a hot exhaust pipe.

unqualified person handling the top post of the country.

uncountable corruption which burdened the citizens


As a Malaysian who is eligible to vote, don't be lazy because your contribution will determine your future. Take note that the government you all have been whining and cursing at is the government you all have been voting for. But if you don't vote for the correct government, then prepare for another 4 years of suffering.

Its true the current dominating party cannot be toppled but at least make the opposition stronger and let them know WE WANT OUR RIGHTS AND BETTER IMPROVEMENT.

So, if you don't vote wisely, don't whine like a baby when the next unreasonable issues take place.

Vote the opposition and prevent further mandate for the weak and incompetence current leaders.

The current Pak Liar is not doing his job well and even caught sleeping at a few conferences and occasions.

The transparency which he promise is becoming more opaque.

and the fracas his son-in-law has caused terrified the society.


As quoted from anonymous source :

The fathers of Malaysia

Tunku Abdul Rahman - The Father of Independence

Tun Abdul Razak - The Father of Development

Tun Hussein Onn - The Father of Unity

Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad - The Father of Modernization

Dato’ Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi - Father in-law of Khairy


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