WTF !!!

WTF !!!

To summarize this video is about the heat before Malaysian 2008 General Erection.

At the 1st 55 seconds of the clips is about DAP (Malaysian Opposition political party) tai kor Uncle Lim giving a strong and fiery speech in my hometown, Ipoh and at the same moment in another part of Ipoh, BN incumbet was having a karaoke session making underage girl dancing and singing.

I ROFLMAO when I hear the the "oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah" singing at the 56th seconds in the clip.

Guys, really we should together sing like the girl LOL :)

Hope you guys enjoy the karaoke session which are held using God knows whose money to fund it :)


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ERECTION coming. I am so high I can't even go back and vote

Ok guys, do enjoy this very nice songs by comedycourt about our 2008 erection. And to those who are getting their SPM results especially my dear dear Jeanette, wish you will score flat A.

But no worries, not only A cup members can get full A, those who really did their best will deserve it.
If not, find me. I'll be kind enough to hand you my SPM result slip so you will feel better.

Sorry lah bro, didn't get to blog often cause was plagues with problems and busy meeting dateline.

Now free a bit can scratch scratch bottom part only. Later after my test again have to busy.

Busy planting paddy.


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Happy Chinese New Year 2008

Hi my fellow friends :) I am writing this post when I am in Kuala Lampa.

I am here as a change human. From rude to gentle :D
Trust me now if you ever flip the world guiness book of record you can find my name there as the most polite being ever walk the earth.

Because of this, there are something auspicious I would like to share with you during this Chinese New Year.

From now on, I will never (tried to) use the word

"Oh My God"

and since its CNY, I would replace it with

"Oh My Kat"

And have you ever wonder what is "Kat"?


This is what we Chinese call "kat"
It is widely consumed during CNY.

But since Oh My Kat sounds a bit weird
I would love to change it to

"Oh My Kat Pei"

Which literally means "Oh My Kat Skin"

Wonder how Kat Skin looks like?

Ok I am kind enough to show you what Kat skin looks like


So does this sound better to say "Oh My Kat Skin" when you are trying to express something or you still prefer using the old fashion and rude to God expression such as "Oh My God"?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone.

I wish your ang pow money more than your hair and your health better than Bruce Willis in the show Die Hard 4.

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2008 resolution

You know what, each year I have a thesis of new year resolution but only a paragraph of it have been successfully or partially done, but this year as I was about to graduate, its time to only cast a single and the most meaningful new year resolution I have ever crafted my entire 22 miserable years.

Yes, this year is time to unleash and satisfy my lil bro, Mr. Zakaria to the max. It have been detained under house arrest beneath my denim for almost my entire life except a few occasion where I bath, pee, or poop.

Now, hearing every roar from the hungry beast from below, over shadowed by my tummy and banished within the icy cool chamber of my Renoma underwear, I guess is the best time to show its power and rock the world.

So any ladies this year wanna open Mr. Zakaria's ceromony? Please submit your respected resume together with your picture :P

101% guarantee you'll be the next returning visitor :P

Behold, Mr Zakaria (jeng jeng jeng)




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Erection 2008 is coming soon. HELP SAVE MALAYSIA

This year mark the true 50th year of Malaysian real independent however we are so lagging behind because of some shitty and corrupted administration.

I'm here as a fellow Malaysian that I think will be doomed and cursed to stay in this beautiful country governed by shits and have my children here and stuffs would not like to see my generation suffer from what I suffer.

Sufferings include :

extreme racism shown but instead was called as tolerance.

education quota system which is so flawed it looks worst than my 5 years old scar I got from touching a hot exhaust pipe.

unqualified person handling the top post of the country.

uncountable corruption which burdened the citizens


As a Malaysian who is eligible to vote, don't be lazy because your contribution will determine your future. Take note that the government you all have been whining and cursing at is the government you all have been voting for. But if you don't vote for the correct government, then prepare for another 4 years of suffering.

Its true the current dominating party cannot be toppled but at least make the opposition stronger and let them know WE WANT OUR RIGHTS AND BETTER IMPROVEMENT.

So, if you don't vote wisely, don't whine like a baby when the next unreasonable issues take place.

Vote the opposition and prevent further mandate for the weak and incompetence current leaders.

The current Pak Liar is not doing his job well and even caught sleeping at a few conferences and occasions.

The transparency which he promise is becoming more opaque.

and the fracas his son-in-law has caused terrified the society.


As quoted from anonymous source :

The fathers of Malaysia

Tunku Abdul Rahman - The Father of Independence

Tun Abdul Razak - The Father of Development

Tun Hussein Onn - The Father of Unity

Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad - The Father of Modernization

Dato’ Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi - Father in-law of Khairy


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Happy New Year 2008

Heya fellas, today is the 1st of January 2008 and 22 more days and 3 more months later I would be 23 years old and graduating soon, laze around for some time and then find a job get to know some girls and play a fool @ get married and lose my freedom forever :D

This is how close someone life and how edgy every decision you make which will cause you your life and money as well as happiness.

Some at this point have already found the job of their dream some even get married with the girl that will bite off their ears at my age but I am currently still loading ammo into my shotgun and trying to seek our prey :)

My life would have change if I am not single right now maybe to the better or towards the hellish worst.
For example, if I am not single, my wallet could be emptied by now and I will use it to accumulate water so that ducks could swim around in my wallet if my girlfriend is a huge spender and a wallet trimmer.

However if i met a rich female who love to spend on her own or perhaps on me too :D then my wallet now should be packed tight like a Big Mac.

If I met someone who loves to chat on the phone and requires 25/7 attention via communication, then my DOTA skills will rocket down the drain. But if my girlfriend just wish to come over and sit on my bouncy legs while I DOTA, I might be the King of the Kings.

There is so many decision that would have made you what you are this year from last year. As for me, if I have gone daily exercise then this year me and Brad Pit will be twin like.

But I am still happy with all my decision even though some of it really makes me wanna turn back time and give myself a big slap for doing some dumb stuffs but hey this is Year 2008 and its time to buy a sniper and aim for the better prey this hunting season.

This year my resolution is very simple which is to virtually stuffs more vegetables both in my mouth hole and my asshole because I want a more healthy body but too bad on New Year Eve, my friends just invited me to engulf Chinese Starbucks called "BAK KUT TEH" which consist of nothing but heavy three layer fat delicious pork plus funny tasty tea :)

Happy New Year earthlings.


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I have finally finished submitting my Draft of my Library Project but of course as usual still 2 more reports are pending for completion.

But I don't care.

FCUK YOU NO FREE.

Now is the time to get back enough 4 hours of sleep and play DOTA until my fingers cramp before another half a month exam rally.

Really don't understand why the holiday I 'm offered are as minute as a baby dick whereas others university offering their student a long holiday until they are able to produced their home porn video to pass their time.

My handphone's button are going banana each day thankz to over miss calling that chilly who always require me to miss call her at least twice a day to scope her ass out from her room.

Christmas or C-day is almost near. One of my most feared celebration besides Valentine's day or V-day.

These two days completely masked the horrifying events at D-day.

The preys (guys) need to dig in deep, scavenge their innocent wallet for cash just to satisfy the extreme hunger of their predator (girlfriend).

While I don't have any girlfriend yet, I am too not excluded from the extreme torment of these two days. Having to extract, isolate and purify even my last cents to go for a meal.

In addition to that, new rules have been forcefully legalized. The content of the new legislation is that every week, I am required by hook or by crook to accumulate N amount of money to eat one heavy meal.

My feelings : ("\/T_T\/")


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