Hi my fellow friends :) I am writing this post when I am in Kuala Lampa.
I am here as a change human. From rude to gentle :D Trust me now if you ever flip the world guiness book of record you can find my name there as the most polite being ever walk the earth.
Because of this, there are something auspicious I would like to share with you during this Chinese New Year.
From now on, I will never (tried to) use the word
"Oh My God"
and since its CNY, I would replace it with
"Oh My Kat"
And have you ever wonder what is "Kat"?
This is what we Chinese call "kat" It is widely consumed during CNY.
But since Oh My Kat sounds a bit weird I would love to change it to
"Oh My Kat Pei"
Which literally means "Oh My Kat Skin"
Wonder how Kat Skin looks like?
Ok I am kind enough to show you what Kat skin looks like
So does this sound better to say "Oh My Kat Skin" when you are trying to express something or you still prefer using the old fashion and rude to God expression such as "Oh My God"?
Happy Chinese New Year everyone.
I wish your ang pow money more than your hair and your health better than Bruce Willis in the show Die Hard 4.
You know what, each year I have a thesis of new year resolution but only a paragraph of it have been successfully or partially done, but this year as I was about to graduate, its time to only cast a single and the most meaningful new year resolution I have ever crafted my entire 22 miserable years.
Yes, this year is time to unleash and satisfy my lil bro, Mr. Zakaria to the max. It have been detained under house arrest beneath my denim for almost my entire life except a few occasion where I bath, pee, or poop.
Now, hearing every roar from the hungry beast from below, over shadowed by my tummy and banished within the icy cool chamber of my Renoma underwear, I guess is the best time to show its power and rock the world.
So any ladies this year wanna open Mr. Zakaria's ceromony? Please submit your respected resume together with your picture :P
101% guarantee you'll be the next returning visitor :P
This year mark the true 50th year of Malaysian real independent however we are so lagging behind because of some shitty and corrupted administration.
I'm here as a fellow Malaysian that I think will be doomed and cursed to stay in this beautiful country governed by shits and have my children here and stuffs would not like to see my generation suffer from what I suffer.
Sufferings include :
extreme racism shown but instead was called as tolerance.
education quota system which is so flawed it looks worst than my 5 years old scar I got from touching a hot exhaust pipe.
unqualified person handling the top post of the country.
uncountable corruption which burdened the citizens
As a Malaysian who is eligible to vote, don't be lazy because your contribution will determine your future. Take note that the government you all have been whining and cursing at is the government you all have been voting for. But if you don't vote for the correct government, then prepare for another 4 years of suffering.
Its true the current dominating party cannot be toppled but at least make the opposition stronger and let them know WE WANT OUR RIGHTS AND BETTER IMPROVEMENT.
So, if you don't vote wisely, don't whine like a baby when the next unreasonable issues take place.
Vote the opposition and prevent further mandate for the weak and incompetence current leaders.
The current Pak Liar is not doing his job well and even caught sleeping at a few conferences and occasions.
The transparency which he promise is becoming more opaque.
and the fracas his son-in-law has caused terrified the society.
As quoted from anonymous source :
The fathers of Malaysia
Tunku Abdul Rahman - The Father of Independence
Tun Abdul Razak - The Father of Development
Tun Hussein Onn - The Father of Unity
Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad - The Father of Modernization
Dato’ Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi - Father in-law of Khairy
