Friday, August 31, 2007

Gay Day

I am typing this entry in my cousin house haha finally get to online after some days and now you guys keep stepping me which issn't a good choice later when I back to Kedah will show you some power hahahahahah

This post will be short just a small update of what is going on the few days of me in Ipoh.
Boring as usual, get 4 types of sickness :

1. Fever
2. Flu
3. Sore throat
4. Wisdom toothache

Not suprisingly on the day of Merdeka, I saw thousands of idiots assemblying themselves in the field to hear unlimited "kompang" which is so irratating and to cut story short its a waste of my time to even go there for nothing.

I thought of getting a glimpse of some sexy females but it turn out all of the size of subwoofer and oil tanker !!!!

But today I sold rm18 worth of old PC magazines in Ipoh Parade haha and also quite a few sexy and pretty young chicks smile at me MUAHAHAHA must snatch them away but don't know where are they cause they are strangers so I guess I'm stuck with DINOs everywhere again.

Ok, the update is short cause I'm not using my PC but I spend rm50+ to buy birthday present for my friend today. Now even cactus and camels can live in my wallet.

These few days I have been sleeping very early, can't seems to sleep that well cause its too early and do you guys know the days are getting longer because the moon is getting more further away from earth thus causing the earth to spin much slower which resulted on the day rotation being imba and cause the day to become longer than night?

And lastly, take care earthlings.


- d a r t h i k e a -

Friday, August 24, 2007

Save Our Malaysian Dino

Recently, more and more Dino look-a-like girls are appearing in my life. Why nowadays less and less sexy raptors but more and more dino.

Where are all the sexy raptors hide?

Come out sexy, your breeder is waiting *winkz*

Everyday I see

really gives me maximum nightmare.

In real life and also in the internet also I can't stop being exposed to such.

HELP !!!!!


Sorry this is just a rant post after a 4 days series of exam and the exam will continue on Monday.
Then I will go back to my hometown which means no internet for the next 2+ weeks.
But I get to peep sexy raptors instead of DINO !!!!!!!
No internet = Raptors
Internet = DINO

Anyone can help me choose?


- d a r t h i k e a -

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

FlowerHorn, revive their glory please.

This post, reminds me of the craze and madness for such animals back when I was in secondary.
Everywhere you see, there will be such animals, you name it.
Ranging from bra, panties, condom, restaurant menu and even toys are made with their symbolic which are said to bring prosper to those who keep them.

They are some funny fish with a big fucking dick head on their head. I always drew my Punjabi friend especially Harvinder Singh and impose his turbanized head onto the fish body in almost all of my lecture notes but I have no idea where the fcuk it is now so I can only present you with my own version.

Behold the power of Fa Lo Hon (Flower Horn)


P/S : Won't be updating often cause of exam. Don't again talk cock about my photoshopping skill, mahai, punch 9 you if you talk more cock.
And save the blardy animals

- d a r t h i k e a -


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Happy Middle Finger Day Everyone.

Malou, today you know is what day?

Yes, is my exam day, 4 exams in a row. Fucking boring !!!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TODAY IS

TODAY IS THE F****** INTERNATIONAL MIDDLE FINGER DAY

Where we display our middle finger to show the appreciation to Sir Pooh Nya Bu (1890 - 1890).

Ok here is the story of how such nice and famous gestures are popularize.

On midnight 20th August, 1890, Sir Pooh Nya Bu or a.k.a PNB was born in Far King Hospital in Cocklifornia, United Stick of America.
When he came out from his mummy's womb, the miracle PNB 1st gestures to everyone is his middle finger. It looks way better than the obscene peace sign and much simpler to do. He died the next day. Because of his brilliant gestures, he was awarded the knighthood. Because of his gestures, the world is being separated into two sides. The one that never use it, and the one that always depend on it.

Appreciate what the middle finger has brought in this world for you. Without it, certain expressions will never be expressed properly. Without it, some people will never understand you, and without it, girls will never moan themselves again.

Enjoy it, and if you agree, do post a picture of you and your beloved middle finger in your blog as a token of appreciation.



Thank you.


- d a r t h i k e a -


Monday, August 20, 2007

Today is Save Our Animals Day

Mahai, finally rainy season in Sungai Petani, Kedah.

After so damn fucking long without rain, Mahai i wait until my neck also long like ziraffe



And finally I don't have to suffer in my room waiting for the rain like



SORRY I HAVE NO PHOTOSHOP AND I SUCK COCK USING PHOTOSHOP.


- d a r t h i k e a -

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Religion in 90 seconds



See, how fast religion spread and how are they being spread in the past 5k years.

Through conquest!!!

See if you are born in the wrong country at the wrong time, you wouldn't even embrace the so called beloved religion of yours but instead forced to believe in other religion.

These man made religion that you guys have been crazy-ly followed up since small, are nothing but some propaganda accepted by the politician to cause fear to the society.

Where are the words of religion that is always being mentioned last time that earth was created 6k years ago. Did you guys still believe that when thunderstorm occurs, is because of the God's wrath? Do you still think the world is flat and the Sun is the center of the universe?

All of these proven myths are seldom mentioned because they fear we might doubt the religion, so they won't be mentioning such case anymore.

As human progress, more and more religious myth will be busted and one day when human can answer all un-answered mysteries, religion will no longer be look upon.

Imagine this, last time people have little knowledge about earth and no ways they can conduct carbon-dating. Which is why they come out with crazy theories that the earth was created not even 1 million years ago.

If you guys still believe in all these crazy religion, you life and critical thinking will be suppressed and you will be trapping yourself in this so call free world.


- d a r t h i k e a -




Friday, August 17, 2007

Brenda's masterpiece

This girl Brenda, produced a masterpiece to give those "act cute girl" a taste of their own medicine

take a look

darthikea in action (part I) - directed by Brenda

p/s : eh, I AM JUST ACTING, I AM NOT LIKE THAT. I LOVE GIRLS AND I AM STRAIGHT


- d a r t h i k e a -

SAVE OUR SUMATRAN RHINO, CIBAI

Damn, I didn't know we only have less than a thousand of these horny beast out there

Look at their horny face :



Such a horny creature but only left less than 500 I think, I wonder how hard for them to find mate since now in malaysia there got more than a million of young girls and yet I can't find any, maybe I can find but they can't find me.

Rhino : Save our souls

Hunter : Fuck you.

*piang*

OMG, those Chinese should stop picking out on the poor horny rhino and snatching its horn from him to make useless medicine

Imagine,

Horny Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : Oh yeah, and f*** me please



and

Hornless Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : WTF are you?



See, we can't ruin their sex life you know. So instead of plucking out only their horn, you can turn their meat into burgers too since you have already killed one rhino.

But please, don't kill the rhino and spread this word. If not one day your son will never know anything much hornier than that.

And also some facts about rhino. They are actually a gentle beast but like me, we horny species need to look fierce and be tough, so since you know how endangered is rhino, so are we horny people. We are endangered too since those woman activist are hunting us down too.

SAVE THE RHINO AND OTHER HORNY THINGS. WE NEED YOUR LOVE AND CARE TOO.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Fcuk Buddies?

I wanna find some fuck buddies. Yeah is buddies but also can be buddy :)

Anyone interested can fill in the form below :P

Name :

D.O.B :

Address :

Email :

IM :


Sign up is easy and hassle free. Long term loyal membership will be announced soon.



haha my ham sap poh friend influenced me by showing me some weird blogs, haha anyone??? :P

Don't blame me la, suddenly she make my hormone wanna shoot the sky :P


- d a r t h i k e a -


p/s : 1st 5 registered user will be entitled with my almost-expired 3 in 1 instant coffee/MILO

p/s 2 : FEMALE only please :P Male proceed to messaging CON MAN or Lim Kit Siang.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

WTF IS TAG. NIA MAH !!!!

Damn, I don't even effking know WTF is tag all about until people tell me so but hey, I just do it then

Here are the rules:


1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 random facts about myself...

1. I am horny, evil minded and think about everything that isn't good but beneficial

2. I hate people embracing religion as thou they have no other better things to do


3. I won't get bored easily as I am always blessed with entertainment and imagination, not to mention if you are effking sexy, you wont be bored with me too :)

4. I am never true, sarcastic all the time and full of cunning ideas

5. I love traveling but always voided from doing so because lack of money and always wrong timing

6. I LOVE to talk cock as much as I love my cock

7. I am materialistic and I seek for outer beauty more

8. I eat pork like caveman

My 8 picks to tag next...


Anyone wanna be tagged just message me la, no idea wtf to tag


- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : mind the fonts, it was a copy and paste entry before this

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Never raise your voice (~_~)/")

I have no idea if you guys have ever heard about this story but I find it quite useful for people who love to raise their voice when speaking

So, I am going to put the story in my way

One day, a man of a very old age around 78 was sitting on his rocking chair with his 35 years old highly educated son.

Then, out of a sudden a crow landed on the window, so the father asked his son, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, dad".

A few minutes later, the father asked his Son the second time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "Dad, I have just told you not long ago, it's a crow".

Again a few minutes later, the father asked his son the third time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, a crow, a crow!!".

Not long later, his father asked his son the forth time, "What is this, son?".
This time, the son shouted at his father with a tone of irritation and annoyance, "How many times I have to tell you that it is a damn blardy CROW. Are you deaf or not able to understand? Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again although I have answered you?"

The father, walk slowly back to his room with his walking stick, took out an old thick diary containing a picture of his son when he was small. The diary was written 35 years ago the day the son was born. He turn to a page, and asked his son to read the page.

The following is the the text from the page of the diary :

"Today my little son that I love was sitting on my rocking chair with me. Suddenly a crow sits on the window. My son asked me 23 times what it was. I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I wonder why I did not at all feel irritated but rather felt affection for my innocent boy. I love my son."


- d a r t h i k e a -

Monday, August 13, 2007

Exams exams exams <---- Sucky old fashioned concept

Exam, exam, exam. As usual the bane for us students and the boon for them lecturers because we are studying like a dead fish and they are relaxing while only preparing a handful questions for us and later can spend their time rocking the bed with their spouse.

But why do we need a proper exam time? Isn't this considered as giving sufficient time for student study and be prepared? Which isn't the best way to evaluate a student's skill.

So now i suggest making flash test every now and then and accumulate those points while exam are being set up only as an overall oral answer given by student instead.

Why?

Because by giving flash test, which means a sudden test without further notice, people won't tend to skip classes. And people who constantly revise have the advantages which thus encourage more students to study daily too. And lastly, this will eliminate total advantage for photographic or near-photographic memory student to score well in exam which is BIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

And one last rant about my university so called practical exam which is more on using pen then using hands.

Why call them practical exam where all we need to do is just submit the lab report. Instead of being evaluated practically, they judge us base on that crappy lab report.

So, these will make those who did shits in practical but beautify their reports with 999 karat of gold plated frame and integrated dancing daisies to entertain the lecturer to score.

THIS IS MADNESS !!!!!!
oh ya, this is AIMSt -_-

With this type of education, no wander less and less inventions are being made.

DAMN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

Just let me be the education minister and I will fire up MALAYSIA into center of porn education internationally.


- d a r t h i k e a -


Saturday, August 11, 2007

We are being fooled since we were born

Do you guys know one thing that I think is quite plausible. As you know many events are actually or possible as a set up.
And what the hell I am talking about.

Ok, here it is for example the May 13 incident, which is riot and mass massacre of the Chinese communities because of some stuffs related to race. Well the point is not about such thing. AFAIK, I think this is a setup by the authorities at that time to create an event, to artificially construct an event like such massacre, to give a stern warning to the people as a society not to repeat or bring up certain issue or else similar events would re-occur.

This is true not only in Malaysia but throughout the world. Leaders usually wants the people to follow and listen. Leaders usually does not want the people to be too educated. And when certain things get out of hand just like you can't wrap fire with paper, then the leaders will resort to use violence to completely shut down certain things or just close the case once and for all.

By giving an event that no one can forget, we, as the citizens will try to believe and propagate the government's message to our children, family members and friends to alert and warn them. WELL IF YOU DO THAT, THE LEADER HAS SUCCESSFULLY MANIPULATE YOUR MIND.

Come and think of this for a moment, why do we need to revamp or make the rules base on religion? Take a look at the current rules, where most of it are really base on religion. What religion prohibit, there you have it in rules. Is the same concept.

Here I tell you a story, centuries ago, emperor Constantine have a hard time with his citizen. Therefore, he bring in religion to the council and so the religion doctrine is established with the people. And finally emperor Constantine was able to control his citizen easily and manipulate them.

So, come to think of it, a few centuries later, the Vatican city and all around Europe at that time was under the Roman Catholics. It was the religion that plays and shape the rules and its society at that time.

And now take a look at the society. Every word we say, types of food we eat or sometimes even activity we do will be judged right or wrong not by our consensus, common sense or even judge as a freewill human being. Everything we do is judged by others, based on religious value.

So, come to think of it, why we say Communism is bad? Do you know communism and democracy are quite similar except communism doesn't want religion to play a part in politics. But with all the wrong info and our thinking are constantly being manipulated by people who want us to think what they think, we are controlled.

Religion is nothing but an institution created, formed or established to control, manipulate and shape the society.
Whether we can be shaped or not, there are still freewill and freedom inside us. That is why religion alone can't fully control us. So they created events and incidence to make us afraid, to send a stern message and hope to kill all birds with a grain of sand.

BUT I AM NOT A FOOL. FROM YOUNG AGE, I NEVER EVER BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE WRONG, BUT I THINK THEY ARE SOME KIND OF INSTITUTION CREATED BY MAN FOR MAN. RELIGION NEVER MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A RULE CONDUCT. IT IS FULL OF "COMMANDS" AND "ADVICES" TELLING US WHAT WE CAN DO, AND WHAT WE CAN'T DO BUT NEVER TELL US WHY WE CAN OR CAN'T DO LOGICALLY.

RELIGION IS AN OBSTACLE TO ANYTHING. WE HAVE RULES. WE HAVE ETHICAL CONDUCT. WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE STUFFS TO GUIDE US. OUR MIND CAN DO ALL OF THAT.

So, it really depends on you guys here to think about it. Whether I'm bullshitting or not. Hope you guys can extract the good value of religion and yet don't fail to question whatever that you think is not logical. Don't accept facts blindly just because you are told that it is from the word of God.

Believe me, years later religion will become just like story books like u bought from bookstore. And when one day human realized how obstructed they are by religion, we will have a new doctrine in life to control us.


- d a r t h i k e a -


Friday, August 10, 2007

Adnan Yaakob - Pahang MB present for the Rakyat




Welcome to Malaysia, the place where we use our hand to smack on the knuckle to say "hi" and still end up smiling :)


- d a r t h i k e a -

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Conversation between God and monk

Monk : Who are you?

God : I am GOD, you're almighty creator blah blah and blah the omnipotent and omnipresence, blah blah and blah

Monk : Oh so you are the God, now where should i go, heaven or hell?

God : To hell of cause, you are a non-believer, so go to hell.

Monk : But I never killed anything, have been good all the while, and I don't even utter a foul language, no wrath, no madness, no ego and no steal and not even peeping my neighbor's daughter.

God : Go to hell please, k thx bai. Next.

Monk : WaTheFuck, ForFuckSake listen to me before ...

GOD intervene

God : AHAHHHHHHHHH, caught you, you say the word FUCK twice haha so to hell you go

Monk : ZzZzZzzz -_- But you too said it once.

God : Did I? No, you're wrong.

Monk : I have recorded the entire conversation. 1st you mention FUCK. Then you con me into going to hell. Next you fail to admit your mistake. Besides that, you have a God damn big ego which makes you condemning even the good people to hell. If you are the almighty omnipotent and omnipresence, why do you need people to believe you?

God : But , but, but, but ....

Monk : Wait, let me finish, you as a God are full of wrath. You are sitting here doing nothing while seeing part of the world fight because of you. You even send down disaster to kills even the guilty ones where you yourself have said that thou shalt not kill. And if you are the creator of the universe, why are you so willing to see innocent people die? Are you incapable of stopping them from dieing?

God : Well, well ,well

Monk : You should have loved your creation more and not by only seeing people abusing religion to gain profit from it. Come and tell everyone who are you, and stop letting millions of soul being lost and separated from those that really need them. You as a God, shows no good example to your creation. Are you really worth the sacrifice of so many souls? So does that mean you have to go to hell too with me?

God : Hell yeah.


- d a r t h i k e a -

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Love needs no reason? THINK AGAIN!

Today, I read a funny and bullshit article about "love doesn't need a reason". Well to be honest how many out there think everything happen without a reason? How many of you really think in particularly love happens without a reason?

Do you know everything happen for a reason including love? If not why some couples even bother asking "WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME FOR FCUK SAKE???!!!"

There are countable reasons to love someone, which makes each person unique. Reasons like physical appearances, body structure, boobs size, arm pits' hair density, behavior, loneliness and even the way he/she torture you could be plausible reason for love to begin with.

Don't tell me bullshit things like, i love him/her without any reason. This means that the person you loved have no value, or not even worth to be loved at all cause the love you had for him aren't or have not happened because it will not trigger without a cause which in this case the cause is the reason.

Even the sentence, 'I LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOU' contains a reason of loving someone because he/she is he/she.
Its so simple. Ok here i present the article I have read.

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every
movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became
comma. The Guy then placed a letter by
her side, and here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet
voice that I love you..Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and
concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show
them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every
movements that I love you.. Now can you smile? Now can
you move? No, therefore I cannot
love you...

If love needs a reason,
like now, there is no reason for me to
love you anymore.

Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love
you...

And love doesn't need a
reason

" Sometimes the best and
the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be
touched, but can be felt in the heart "

"LOVE DOES NOT NEED A
REASON"


So, do you think the guy really have no reason for loving that girl? It is impossible. The reason of loving the girl could be LOVE itself. So there, don't ever ask people why they love you cause it is so impossible for others to answer you but instead you could ask them what you will I become to make you stop loving me.

Instead of asking silly questions, couple should not talk too much about such issue cause most of it will lead to argument.

Regardless of topic, usually most guys will stay out from this topic unless the guy always listen to his handphone without using handsfree.

A rules of thumb for girls.

NEVER TALK ABOUT FINANCE IN FRONT OF BOYFRIEND UNLESS IT BENEFITS HIM

NEVER ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVE YOU BECAUSE IT ISN'T AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT

DO NOT HOG HIS TIME ON PHONE. GUYS NEED ACTION. NOT ALPHABETS

AND DO NOT KEEP SILENCE ON PHONE. ITS ANNOYING AND MAKE YOU LOOKS IRRATATING


- d a r t h i k e a -

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Old folks

Yes, old folks a.k.a senior citizen should work and not laze around. Not to sound disrespectful but it is a good way to prevent them from becoming more senile and start behaving like a mad person on street which will finally cause them to be boycotted by the society, in the end the one who should be blamed can only be themselves.

Why do we need to be pitied with old people, they are just like us human but in a more senior age. That doesn't give them any excuses for not working, where in this context, working doesn't mean becoming a hardcore factory labor or some taxi driver only but also you can work indoor in your own house like conducting tuition, help torturing your son's children, stealing panties from neighbor or capturing the picture of your neighbor's daughter and selling it off ebay to earn money and any other things that can make you a more useful person instead.

If old people do not start working, their mind will be telling them all sorts of funny things which in the end the sufferer is us. They will tend to talk nonsense and start running around like a madman. Some even forget their way back to home. This is all because their mind is rusty and not subjected to any sorts of activity for a period of time.

And wonder why some old folks are being sent to old folks home? Sometimes we can't blame the children too. The root of the problems might be because of their old folks. So, as we know the society is becoming more cruel and this fact can't be changed, period. So why not you yourself change to save your family by becoming a little bit useful. And also not cause any more problems?

Unless you're a rich ass, once you're still alive and haven't stop breathing, you are still eligible to work. By sitting day and night at home, and hoped to be treated like a king in a poor ass family?

Not to say I discriminate senior citizen, just wish they know the era and trend has changed. Incompetence species will be eliminated. Well, at least make yourself less useless and you will not be a burden. I have seen many old folks who can work, unless they are physically impaired, so why not other old folks take up any job and start running your brain before you go mad? Unless you wanted to stay in an asylum so much.

Yes, you might argue to say you deserve a long time rest and enjoyment after your competent age but still many things can be done to save yourself. With the money or respect you earn, you will somehow know that your life is still worth occupying this world.

Welcome youngster!




- d a r t h i k e a -

Monday, August 6, 2007

Boobs in Books

People nowadays are very much going after education which they think will ensure wealth in the future but do you guys know one thing that when people are smarter, they will get less sex. The more we study, the more energy is focused into our brain to remember, and process knowledge thus neglecting the part below our tummy :P

So, in the near future, our Dick will become smaller and smaller while the Pussy of girls will become dryer and dryer as a results of being too intelligent. This isn't true for animals and other being because they only live, eat, have sex, eat their spouse and die. But for human, we eat, study, shit, study, play, study, masturbate, study and the list go on so in the end we might end our own generation.

This is very true among hardworking and smart people wearing 3 inches thick of glasses. Check their Dick, it is probably going to be no longer than a DURACELL AA battery after erected. Or check the Pussy of those girls, probably the desert is wetter than her. So, why study?

But if we don't study, the people opposite sex will find us incompetent above. Of course they will never know how competent we are below :P but still knowledge is power. But if we study too much, the way we talk will be different. We tend to talk some alien language that people might not understand us.

So, to study more isn't a bad thing actually. Just don't study until you forget your role as a human in nature which is to reproduce hehe well most people who study much until they make themselves look like a fugly dino can't blame anyone. This will seriously affect their sexual potential thus making them deep skin incompetence as well. Which means they are sexually capable but their fugly dino looks make them a turn off for others so they are no difference from sexually incompetence people as well.

Imagine when people are having sex with you instead of moaning, they are actually mumbling all sorts of funny scientific equation or history facts instead. This could be the future for nerds in bed. So, in order to get people to study as well as be good in bed, as suggested by the HAMSAP decayed angel, we should print the next generation of book cover with boobs or dick as the interface follow up by a stream of naked picture in every other pages. Pictures courtesy of HAMSAP decayed angel.

A million thankz to her for her horny-ness





- d a r t h i k e a -

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Girls and games?

Well, to most girls, they have no or minimum interest towards games particularly computer/video games. To them, games are meant to be played by boys or a waste of time but do you know that girl gamers are more sexier and are known to be more sociable in person than any others. They also possesses some advantages over girls who doesn't play or have no knowledge in the world of gaming at all.

Girls who doesn't play PC games are usually dumb ass computer illiterate or at most not as good as the girl gamers. They tend to ask lotsa funny question about computer which isn't a tolerable situation anymore since we now consider PC as part of our life so we MUST know at least about our own computer. So DOOM to all non-PC gamers !!!! And yeah, when problem strike those girls, they tend to be fucking irratating panicked and start bugging requesting others for solution most of the time. *cough*unlessTHEgirlLOOKShotANDsexy*cough*

Secondly, girls who doesn't play games will have a hard time communicating with a bunch of boys. Ask yourself why sometimes your boyfriend doesn't wanna bring you out with his friend. This is because the topic of conversation might bored you ! So unless you can play games and start learning to talk dirty like a boy, you will never get a welcome face by others to join into the conversation. There is nothing wrong to learn and enjoy games because it does you no harm but shopping continuously or going out doing girlish stuffs 24/7 will make you look like some terrorist !!!

We guys sometimes also do girlish stuffs like reading the girl magazine especially the sex and dirty fashion part to cope with you girls so we know what the fuck are you girls talking about. So there is no harm to entertain yourself and also kill some time by playing games. You can even know more guys in game and for those dino not that pretty girl besides spamming the fucking publishing several bulletin in www.friendster.com to get attention.

If you shop too much, laze too often, can't cook, and doesn't play game to get a life, you will probably look like

- d a r t h i k e a -

Friday, August 3, 2007

I love my country 2

The picture above was sent as a presentation to me by my friend via email and according to the presentation it won one of the "safety award". This scene I think was captured locally as you can see and recognize some familiar local "aborigine" looks that will never get out of your mind once you live in Malaysia for more than 20 years.

This case is a forklift lift where it clearly shows yet another local talent ingenious idea. This is the type of local "aborigine" that we wanted. Dare to sacrifice for the company. And dedicated where 3 people out of 8 are actually helping there while the other 5 were just watching. Yet another local unique work experience. Nvm forget about it, the best part is coming next yet another clip I received from email that I think is necessary to be shown here as I know not many will download the attachment if I ever forwarded it.

It also shows the differences between normal stunt man you've seen on TV and those underrated stunt man that should be recruited in Holywood if not local movie industry. So next time never say that Malaysian does not produce any quality talents. We have full of local talents especially those in the place I am currently in now Sg. Petani, Kedah.



Below I shall extract one of the previously written article titled "I love my country" about local talents related extracted from my another blog. Some spellings are corrected thou.

" I'm proud to have Malaysia as my country because we have the best motorist !!!

No other countries daring civilian ranging from age 8 and above can perform wheelies ( riding on the rear wheel instead of two wheels on ground ) on bicycles and motorcycles in a rough kampung road !!!

And the best of all,
our pride of the nations, the "mat rempits" have been performing superman act on their motorcycles which if not at least a pinch of sand full people in other countries can do it.

"Malaysia boleh"
We ride motorcycles so differently and I'm so proud

Another thing is about our fucking TMnut SCREAMYX Streamyx line.
I'm so proud of TMnet,
They have the best advertisement,
The best sponsors
and the best support from the government but gives us one of their poorest service.
This yet another daring act upon consumers have never ever been performed by any major companies in other part of the region and it all happen in Malaysia :)

Besides that, the useless and corrupted beloved and caring government has also provided one of the most laziest and dumb hardworking and health conscious of servants in their department.
Our government treated their workers with cares and loves where every workers will be given a long hour break to slack off during peak hours to prevent fatigue among their workers in order to increase productivity in a few coming years.

Malaysia is also one of the world most generous country, where almost all of our major project we started, we have the ability as well as capability to abandon them because we will b one of the riches country in years to come. Mega project such as the Bakun dam, MSC or multimedia super corridor, biotech valley and more to come have been totally forgotten or abandoned because we got more projects up coming ahead and not to forget our pride connector with singapore, our scenic bridge :)

Malaysia BOLEH

In Malaysian online game particularly DOTA, a Warcraft III mod which is popular among Malaysian including myself where our countries also provided a lot of skillful DOTA leavers players.

As well as great act of ppl who will curse call out your mum and dad's name even thou you are the one who is playing the game :)
This means Malaysians are so connected with their friend's family that watever they do is directly linked to each others :)

Malaysia boleh

This is a few reasons why I'm so in love with Malaysia besides getting to eat the overpriced and dirty tasty and colourful nasi kandar that taste non other less than normal economic rice found anywhere else,
and also our best of the fucking useless, fugly and lame best national cars PROTON that never leave you the same car again after a minor major crash"

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Iban in Action

Thankz to MAYAT :) I have extracted yet again another retard action but yet funny of our homegrown talents. Enjoy although is short





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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

God? Do we really need Him?

Yeah as the topic says, do we really need a God?
What God have been doing for us?

From the day we are born, we depend on others to make us alive. By the time we are sick, we are sent by others to be saved. And when we started to walk, we uses our bone, our energy, our balance and resources. We did not sit down and fed by God to gain energy. We are not lazing around and get success. We work for what we have now aren't we?

So the question is, what is God's role? Many will argue that He is the creator of everything but even if it is true, it is way past logical period and now as we know we are created biologically and not as a construct of mud or dirt. So did God really planted the crops that we eat? Did God really teach you in school so you can count? And did God ever teach you how to on your computer and work? The answer is No.

God might be anywhere but I am sure He has given everything to our hand thus we are on our own now and people stop dreaming that when you get knock down by a 10 tonnes lorry you can survive because of God or you will die because God wanted you back to His side. Its all crap. You die because of the momentum that ripped your body apart. You survive because the lorry is moving at 0.1km/h and knock you on your ass.

Everything now is on our own, from the way we behave and the choices we made are influenced by environment, genetic as well as luck.

I give you a great example. Let say a man is very good polite and kind. But one day he met with an accident and damaged his brain. He started becoming hostile and talk cock a lot. He is a changed person. So whose fault and what exactly happen? Simple. His brain is damaged thus it effects his behavior. So don't think a lot that God is everything because now without money, even your God can't boil water for you to drink.

IMHO, people just relate everything about God because they are lazy to find the truth. They just assume that God is the driving force behind every single thing that make him alive. That is so irresponsible and take things for granted. I do hope one day, those who like to relate everything to God will lose everything and know that God will not help him.

God is here for us to believe or not. It doesn't mean someone great is the creator. It doesn't mean a creator have to create everything. Never make sense and if it does to you then everything you learn in school is just a waste. Better go back and stay in your cave because houses are made even before anyone knew about God but you never thank that whoever that build your house instead of God? You are never gonna mix well with others because you are not thankful.

You can visit this site if you would like to see and hear more. No harm learning new things. Very recommended for those who can accept opinion and change to be better and stop dreaming so that they wont waste much effort time as well as money in nonsense. Obstacle should be overcome so prepare to listen to a quite long video that will expose things that you think is true. Don't watch if you can't accept opinion.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331&hl=en





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