What should a kid be learning in the 22nd century

Well, the future is coming soon and yes the future kids will grow smarter faster and their desire and hunger to learn more about humans will also be greater.

So my friend Jeevan suggested to present a video as a basic for every known parents on the planet earth and expose their child as young as 3 to the following video.

Enjoy and no offense :) and also if you're under the age of 18 years old please do not play this video. I repeat, do not play this video. Play it at your own risk.


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TMnut Did It Again

Malaysia broadband service which is monopolized by TMnut Screamyx did it once again. Again and again after a week ago I was struck by a series of unfortunate event like a sudden and long disconnection, now I'm facing a significant slowdown.

Why do we Malaysian have to suffer from this thing?

This is because most Malaysian are afraid to voice out their opinion. They don't know their rights and they are too lazy to make an effort to give a constructive criticsm towards anything. They are always too contented with what they have and doesn't love change and improvement.

That is why until now, Malaysia seldom advance if they even do advance it will be snail pace.

Why you people doesn't like to voice out? Of course we can't do this alone. I do hope those rich person who read this can offer to help sue the underpar services provided by TMnut Screamyx.
Well, at least if they provide such services quality, they shouldn't charge that expensive. And stop those annoying advertisement on TV and start using those money to upgrade their system.

Damn angry now with TMnut Screamyx.


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For Money Lovers

Recently I've just found a website that allows you to post your discussion just like a forum.

The good thing about this site is that you're paid as you discuss along and the more you discuss the more you're paid.

Sounds fun yeah? So now I'm still trying it.

So, click here to join the discussion and earn more money lah. Then tell you're friend who is crazy about the money to join and together make more and more money.

Use the money and conquer the world

Ok now running out of time, everyday class at 8.30 except today. And the new university parking system are as stink as a 10000 years old rotten banana.

Ok, remember sign up here to get money k.


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MAHAI

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OMG, which part of my blog contains EXCESSIVE PROFANITY ?????????????

THIS IS MADNESS !!!



THIS IS MALAYSIA ~!@#$%^&*(


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Motorshitkles

Do you know what I think when it comes to motorcycles?

Well, they are the worst thing ever created besides solar powered torchlight.

Useless motorcyclist are one of the most annoying people which is very true in Malaysia.
They are the main culprit to almost all accidents, yes I blame motorcyclist even I fell down from the stairs or dropped my handphone in my room.

Their annoying attitude and disgusting sights on the road are a real menace !!!
They wasted a quarter of my lifespan on road and half of my "Dicktionary of cursing" is engineered just for them.

And by showing their buttock while riding the bike isn't a good sight, try imagining looking at someone's buttock on the middle of the road riding as though they pay their road taxes as much as an airplane ticket !

The people I curse most on road besides old folks driving 20km/h on expressway are motorcyclists. I hate everything about them.

Their helmets, their two wheels, their handles, their seats and their name !!!!

Nothing can describe how much I hated every single thing to do with motorcycles in the world.


CURSE YOU AND DOOM TO YOU ALL MOTORCYCLISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thieves thieves

See, how sneaky and cunning are those people trying to sell some useless and fugly paintings and instead stealing it by distracting their customer. This video was sent to me by my friend.

Yeah, those cunning S.O.B thieves are Malaysian. Malaysia Boleh.

Hope next time you guys won't fall for these beasts. Just use a broomstick or your keyboard and whack off any salesperson who enters your premise. And especially those people with mustache.
Remember, the art of stealing is all in the gene !!!

My honeybun laptop was once stolen in my hostel and I have this grudge over thieves. The next thief I catch with my bare hand I swear one of his organ will be damaged.


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Another crazy Tag

OK whatever happens in the mind of bloggers nowadays I really have no idea what is those tagging all about???
but it's ok since today was my 1st day back in the area full of thieves.
Ok I got tagged by this girl named Joanna, mysterious alien from Sabah. Check her out.

Anyway, I don't tag people, I'm a man.


5 Things is my bag:

1. A yellow old plastic file used to keep my papers
2. A thinner white old plastic file used to keep more important papers
3. Bottle with non-drinkable water
4. A bag full of 50 cent coins
5. A screwdriver, to screw anyone just in case

5 Things in my head:

1. Sex
2. Sexes
3. Sexy
4. Sexing
5. Sexed

5 words I frequently use:

1. FYNF = F*** You No Free
2. CB = Cibai a.k.a Pussay
3. Mahai a.k.a Mother's Pussay
4. CCB = Chau Cibai a.k.a Smelly Pussay
5. No money la

5 Recent smses received:

1. Maxis
2. Maxisgift
3. Wrong number
4. UFO
5. Not applicable

5 recent things I just did:

1. Curse TMnet for a lame disconnection
2. Scratch leg
3. Scratch armpit
4. Scratch my bottomless pit
5. Scratch my censored area

5 things in my wardrobe:

1. Rubbish
2. Dead insects
3. Clothes
4. Rat's shit
5. Bacteria

5 things I just ate:

1. Muffin
2. Tarts
3. Chicken Rice
4. Twisties
5. Ants??


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