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Robert's Char Kuey Teow

2011-01-20T19:12:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was Thaipussam. So me and my beloved "bara bara" one decided to try out Petaling Jaya's pride and joy in terms of food. After much googling from her, it is known that a Char Koay Teow (Fried Noodles with COCKles, prawn & eggs) located in PJ should not be missed.

A few "good" taste butt bloggers fully swore to heaven that Robert's Char Koay Teow (CKT) is the chosen one. So being a patriotic CKTians, it has been a long suffering for not knowing there is such a God send noodles in PJ and with the Holiday awarded by the world no. 1 government, I will only be more stupid if I do not shift myself to Robert's CKT to try it out.

After much search & research for its address, I key in the location into my trusted GPS and immediately teleported ourselves there. Are you guys anxious to know the address for this place?

A hint: It is a stall located in a shop. It has some branches but the main one is located in SS17, PJ.

I do not wish to tell you guys the location because I totally do not recommend anyone that still breath to try this CKT. It was one of the lousiest CKT in the universe and it taste hideous. Let me tell you how it is being presented.

For the presentation of the food:

It doesn't look good, it doesn't smell anything and it swallow me RM4 each. According to some genius blogger out there who recommended me this monstrosity, the prawn is so big that you will choke if you don't cut the prawn into 4 pieces before eating. The noodle taste like your biting a lorry tyre. The COCKles given to me are so small that they instantly evaporated once reached my table. The prawns are a little bit bigger than the invisible COCKles but not as big as described. The size of it is only as big as a nipple tip. The eggs fried together with the noodles look like a tissue paper after soaking into dog's urine.

For the taste, it taste like as though you are licking a salt cave. Some blogspot geniuses even claim that the taste is even better than sex. I totally disagree as this CKT is only good if all the food ration in this world is being destroyed and you have no choice but to endure this CKT.

Ok, I was told by my bee that when doing a food review, we should include the service and its atmosphere too. For its service, I do no expect him to dance while we eat and he did what he should do. Cook, serve and destroy our taste bud. So no complain about that.

For the atmosphere, since it is located in a shop, I think it is not fair to judge him and blame all to him. But if would like to talk about the atmosphere of his stall, it look like a haunted den.

For rating, I would personally rate this shop as non existence. No rate is given because after this post, this stall will be totally erased from my memory.

Thanks for enjoying my 1st food review. More to come if and only if I was being motivated. Hope you like my fair review as I was not getting any paid from any CKT stall to sabotage Mr Robert.

My Verdict & Summary:

Pros: Good was to play a prank on yourself eating this for the preparation to join Fear Factor

Cons: .It is a poison

P/s: This plate of arsenic really spoils me and my bee's entire day. Hoping for something edible and being served with this is totally unforgivable.

- d a r t h i k e a -

2010-06-08T11:06:00.000-07:00

Please save me !!!!

WTF.....I think anyone can be singer nowadays.

Enjoy please. Turned up your volume and watch those earthlings shake their head.

- d a r t h i k e a -

My 25th Birthday (23rd April 2010)

2010-04-29T10:54:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

I just celebrated my 25th miserable birthday in Johore. Why miserable? well mainly because what I initially planned was being scrapped but luckily my colleague Cheah treat me a great dinner there. But still there was someone missing :(

My small little ciku bee even gave me two surprises. One being sneakily placed in my luggage while she help me pack because I wasn't feeling well that day due to some bloody indigestion/gastric problem I have been suffering since I learn how our genitals work.

Before I move forward, here is some info for those who have no idea what CIKU is.

"Ciku (Manilkara sp.), a tropical fruit also known as sapodilla, belongs to the family Sapotaceae. Various species of Manilkara are grown and used worldwide for different purposes. The species most popular for its fruit in Singapore and Southeast Asia is the Manilkara zapota. This was also called Manilkara achras, Achras zapota or Nispero achras, a derivative of the Greek word achras for the Pear tree, because of the fruit's semblance to a pear." - quoted by some miserable websites.

Put those boring explanation aside. Let me tell you what Ciku is.

1st, it looks like this (looks more handsome then overrated Oceanic KIWI):

2nd, it tastes like this (in a sweet sugary way):

But why I call her my cute little ciku?

Its because she is cute, she is little (in size) and I love to eat CIKU.

Anyway, this is what she sneaked into my luggage as my "appetizer" present. Love the surprises even thou she hinted to me the umpteenth times that there-is-something-inside-my-bag-and-I-need-to-unpack-my-clothes-to-know-where-it-is.

This is a key chain of an Assault Rifle called the Bullpup which attracted my attention when we went Genting Highlands. She is sneaky enough to buy without my knowledge :(

But the main meal is my current favorite perfume the Polo Black :P :P this time comes with deodorant. (bee, I'm gonna find out how much it cost no matter what)

Absolutely fantastic :) Thanks ciku bee.

But guys, been having stress lately with money. And now I have been waking up looking differently each day due to stresses especially when I KNOW I DID NOT GET MY INCENTIVES/BONUS AS PROMISED !!!!! Hope you guys still remember me when bump into me anywhere.

MONDAY (I think she likes me this way. She is smiling all the way)

TUESDAY (Trying to act stress just to match me)

WEDNESDAY (She will only kiss me when I show her my Wednesday face)

THURSDAY (She hate me on Thursday)

FRIDAY (I think I look like KFC on Friday)

SATURDAY (Her dream man on Saturday)

SUNDAY (Left me alone with all the presents she bought for me)

Since I am so pitied, and pity people with many pity story is found on newspaper asking for donation. Me too, wanna ask all my buddy here for donation to repair my face and buy a new car ! :P

Your money is my presents for my 25th Birthday for those who have not given me anything yet :P

- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : Anyway, just wanna let you guys know that motorcyclist annoyed me to the max. Their presence boil my blood and their existence makes my tummy acid's flood.

Same goes to most taxis' drivers. They think their father got 14 nuts and their mothers got gigantic fire boobs so they can just break anytime anywhere. And some can even drive so slow hoping to get some last minute customer that they can drive at a pace I think I can be faster than them if I can walk with my butt.

Lastly are those road hogger. They can drive without pressing the gas pedal leaving behind all movement by their clutches on a single lane road thinking that he is the only one left on earth battling the undead.

Yes, true enough drive slowly is a courtesy and doesn't endangered others but because of your action, people who are forced to follow you will also be shorten about 10 years of lifespan. The bloody Ministers should not encourage people to drive slow but at least drive with a brain.

Speaking bout brain, I am so happy knowing that those authorities have finally found their brain and widen the miserably narrow lane leading to my ciku bee's house.

But yet those roads are plagued with road bumps. I wonder why on earth you need to have 4-5 road bumps in a short stretched of road. Perhaps the government got shares with some car absorbers' companies. How on earth can they think of rooting so many bumps in a small stretch of road. One day if my butt's shape transform into some horribly shape, I am gonna take legal action against those bonkers. Gonna sue them for bumping my butt out of alignment.

Took them 50+ plus years to evolve from a bean to a bigger beans, I wonder how long should we wait for them to become a complete plant.

Our 2nd Anniversary together :)

2010-01-23T09:21:00.000-08:00

Jeanette, I love the way you care,
Even before I caught your heart,
All I ever wanted is to be there,
Never care even we are far apart,
Every moment we spend together,
The feelings for you grew stronger and stronger,
Then you gave me the kiss at last,
Ended my sorrow and our love life starts.

When you go to sleep I hope you dream of me,
Only you my dear I would like to see,
On a night like this just you and me.

My lovely little sweetheart,
Unbelievably cute and smart,
Now we are together, as sweet as a sugartart.

My heart begins to dance, I know the feelings are real,
Under your careful arms, love is all I feel,
No one can replace you my dear, we are meant to be together.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Dugong Bee

2009-06-19T22:41:00.000-07:00

Not many people who have a girlfriend that knows how to massage, how to sooth their boyfriend when they are at stress and also to give their boyfriend a smile that could made up the day. Not many girlfriend who loves teddy bear and puppies but could love crocs and lizards plus squids and other cute slimy creatures with you :)

Not many girlfriend that can breath vigorously through her nose when you touch it just to make sure the nose does function. Not many girlfriend that will wear a pokka love shirt just to make you smile. Not many girlfriend that feels happy when their boyfriend give them a daily visit :)

But my girlfriend is and I am proud and lucky to have her by my side all this while.

Although there was some misunderstanding between us but I am very very happy we sought it out and make it up back with each other. I believe our adventure will go on further. Can't wait to enjoy my life with her and food hunting in Ipoh this coming Saturday :)

Besides that I will also take my Proton Tapir and turn it back into the white horse that I once owned.

See, couple like this shouldn't be separated just like that. Couple like this should seed more offspring and dominate the earth Muahahahahaha

- d a r t h i k e a -

Shake shake shake

2009-06-19T21:16:00.000-07:00

Hey porns and prawns, I am back :) anyone miss me?

It has been eons since I last type anything here and I hope the spiders and lizards are not disturbed today.

Just want to share a few rants with you guys. June and July is a month full of action packed movies but I felt they left out comedies. But it is "OK" to me and the rest of 24 millions Malaysians because everyday in Malaysia is a comedy :)

From political scene to the very word of our beloved ministries will sure tickle even the heart made of steel.

Forget the jokes from our country rep and now I would like to bring your attention to myself. Recently I met with an accident that cost me RM2000 (US$ 600). My car spin and end up knocking a Proton Satria.

Introducing my limited edition Proton Tapir 1.3GL

Proton Tapir 1.3GL specs

150 TP (tapir power = 1/2 horse power)
1299 CC
14" plastic sports rim
Faulty auto window
Cassette audio system
Bean Curd body structure
No air bag
No ABS
Fuel drinking machine
Bumpphylic (Will touch the road bumps whether you like it or not)
Smelly and dirty
Vroom vroom

Whoever interested to purchase this car from me feel free to drop me a message, COD prefer but I can mail it to you if possible.

As what our beloved Mr Semi Value commented on our pride national courier service "Esok Hantar Hari Ini Sampai" which literally means Tomorrow you mail, today you receieve.

Anyway, the month of May isn't really good for me, not only My Tapir powercar crashed, but it also break down in Simpang Renggam (on the way to Johor Bahru from KL) and the car the mechanic borrow me (Proton Iswara Aeroback 1.3) run out of fuel (on the way from Johor Bahru back to Simpang Renggam). And the repair cost me RM800 (US$250).

Luckily my body is still in one piece.

Recently I am very dissapointed on the over censored film the Malaysian Censoreship Board introduced. For example, a simple kissing scene were completely censored. I don't fcuking know what is all this joke about. Common it is just a kiss. Do you think by censoring such scene, children or anyone will never know what it looks like? I think such Censoreship Board are vestigial and unnecessary. They should abolished the board because it is wasting public funds.

Let any movie come in. I am sure people will be sane enough to differenciate between film and reality. If they can't, then why bother such people because they are no different from rubbish.

The same goes to gory scene. Why on earth you want to censore such scene? Isn't it part or element of a film that make it good. If you want to censore every single gory feature, do censore Barney's sharp teeth.

Barney and wounded friend

Really wasting money to watch good films in cinema because of such censored stuffs. Imagine I pay not to watch. And yet they campaign anti-piracy to stop pirated disc.

I really don't care about concerned parents over their stupid mentality begging authority to censored every single media. Such parents are no doubt stupid. If you don't want your bejewelled kids to watch gory, x-rated scene, then keep them inside a bird cage and force them to watch Teletubbies. If you want to keep your children out of the real world, then slaughter them so they can be in heaven and sing everyday.

If you refer to the kids in USA who shoot and berserk in school because of the influence of movies and violent games, I can tell you this is all tapirshit. I watch violent film and play violent game. I even slaughter mice and cockroaches before. But did I went around my school and shoot or butcher people? NO

Why? Because I am a human with human brain and those who shoot is a human with tapir brain. Not because they watch or play violent material, they will become a killer. They become killer or criminals is because of who are they. Such parents who blame every single thing beside them for their bad children upbringing are morons.

To discipline your kids, it not only depend on yourself. It also depend on them. If they want to kill, they kill. I did not blame the media because I got belly tummy. I blame Malaysian good food instead but can I apply to ban all delicious food before 100% Malaysian become obese?

And not only they censore gory or erotic scene, they also censore vulgar words. Issit dumb to watch a movie and listen to the conversation and suddenly "silence" when one of the actor/actresses utter some vulgar words?

So what if you censore all these, people still use them. This only means censoreship fails and more drastic actions are needed. Fail = fail. No excuses.

If you want to ban vulgarity and create and ideal environment, kill everyone and yourself on earth. Just like pressing the reset button and hope the new dominant species on earth will be ideal.

I can tell you the earth is beautiful because of vulgarity, gory and exotic adventures. Not because of harmony birds chipping and Mary Poppins flying here and there singing.

Look at how happy can 3 creepy creatures with a beautiful princess can live together. See, deadly octopus, flesh loving croc and fat Me can still live happily with this delicious human. So the conclusion is, I am poor and I need more money.

Anyway, do you guys know that an apple a day does not really keeps the doctor away. To keep the doctor away, all you do is just to evade the doctor, don't go to hospitals or clinics, don't befriend any doctors, cage yourself and etc etc.

Should not misguide children because of this stupid phrase. Its time for people to overhaul English !!!!

- d a r t h i k e a -

A day with my honey bee in Ipoh

2008-11-19T18:45:00.000-08:00

As you can see in my Bee's blog post, we spend a day, or I can say almost a day in Ipoh and another part of it in Sg. Siput, my bee's mum's hometown.

Another 1/5 of the day was also meeting Alex where he force me once again to fetch me for lunch for a meet up in Ipoh Old town. But this time that bugger a bit behave because for the 1st time since the battle of Parameswara, that bugger finally take out his wallet and buy me and my bee a drink plus a few cucuk of sate.

Lucky he did that if not sure kick him out of the car. LOL

Was spending some time in Jusco before that to satisfy my bee's physiological need of consuming sushi everytime we met hehe

Some kinda weird disease she contracted dunno since when, but I do admit, me myself is a great fan of sushi too especially in Shogun whacking 7-8 fresh oysters in a row without getting my stomach upset.

You guys must be wondering, or maybe don't bother at all, why I don't blog or seldom blog nowadays but suddenly today so damn good go and waste some google space to blog?

Ok, let me tell you this

I FINALLY GOT BERUK BAND, BY MAXIS AFTER 5 YEARS OF WAITING. MUAHAHAHAHA I PAWNED YOU

Inside my bee's aunt house, I was being left by her immediately because she was busy getting her leg massaged while I am interogated by her Sherlock grandma :) but luckily its nothing more than a casual chat which I am more comfortable with.

Maybe the scenario of parents/grandparents interogating is not really as scary as I used to think where I expect them to test me, just like the movie "Meet the parents" but it turn out to be "Meet the Fockers" instead where I really have a warm and fun time being there besides watching my bee growning in agony/joy of getting her sexy feet being squeezed like how the "ghost" squeeze my balls in my previous post.

Then, I took my bee to my own home back in Ipoh for me to bath and get ready to attend some unknown relative of hers wedding dinner. Upon arriving, my bee was being greeted by my horny dogs. Keep smelling her feet. Really feel like boiling those dogs for doing such HARAM stuffs in front of me. HMPH

After I bath, I straight drove to MENGLEMBU. My bee can't help but to laugh at the place name. Don't really know what is going on in her mind but when I was young, I always thought that place got one lembu or cow we call it in English called MENG or maybe belong to MENG.

Anyway, despite my good road recognition, I managed only 3 fail attempt to locate the restaurant called Rainbow Seafood Restaurant. GENG LEH !!!!! So pro.

Ate some nice stuffs there. Really enjoy that big fat juicy prawn. But most importantly, I am with my bee and she was an angel that night in a beautiful dress.

*just to add this to evade future damage to my body*

She look great everyday too :)

Here are some of the pictures I feel deserve a post here and was not posted in my bee's blog :)

Do envy

Me and bee, my hand behaving :)

See now who is taller? :P

A sugar modelled which caught many of my bee's cousin and my bee's eye. Prefer it to be some kinda eel or lizard instead.

Me playing "stick our face" with bee

Bee and me in the wedding before the food arrive, look at our hungry face

Me being blocked by my bee

Me and bee after we swap place cause bee wanna sit big big space wo.

Me and bee before we swapped place, where I can sit in a big big place.

Bee with her sis, dad and mum. Her sis taller than her haha

Bee with her beautiful smile. Notice the pendant? I bought for her ga !!!

Bee and her mischievious smile :)

Bee camwhore in my mum's car.

Bee wanna show the daki in her hand.

Me practising how to carry shopping bags for bee in the wedding dinner.

Bee, kueh teow and raw si ham.

Bee locking my arm :)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Human vs Ghost

2008-08-23T23:10:00.000-07:00

I LOL at all you guys for thinking I have actually battled any ghost but the only ghost I have been battling all this while is something more eerie and more horrifying than a ghost which is the fear of losing someone you love.

I purposely write out this cause, I knew one day I would get a job and one day I might be seperate away from her even further. You wouldn't notice how hard and sad it is to only get to see her via webcam but anyway, here's a good news to everyone HAHAHA

1st, today is the 1st day of my 1st permanent job and also is the 1st day of me resigning hahah :)

So how about that for a ghostly encounter?

Asking if I ever encountered a ghost besides seeing some darker skin humanoid, I would say no. The only closest encounter was when I was cycling at 5am to play basketball near my friend Ah Kok or more famously known as Einstein Kok alias Ayam for his ability to vigourously move his head in multiple position as thou it was powered by a v8 engine.

Here is how he look like

+ =

Ok, back to the story, while I was cycling along the long misty road ahead near my house, I notice someone or something was drumming. The sound echoes and sends countless tremble to my sexy legs. I know that some matter was behind one of the many palm trees ahead. I decided to test my courage to answer my curiousity. As I get closer to the source of the sound, clouded by a thick fog, I notice several beings were dancing, in white costume, like some walking dead appear in the movie *find out I let you know*.

Closer and closer, inch by inch, part of my conscious feelings tell me to just ignore that and move on because they might be a gathering for the souls and part of my feelings tell me to find out, and ultimately answer my question of "do ghost really exist" question.

So, ignoring any danger lies ahead that I might be consumed or possessed by these souls, and altered my future forever, I proceeded cautiously, silently just like a night stalker myself just to find out that
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I WAS FCUKING SQUEEZED ON MY HARD STEEL BALLS WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF INDIANS WEARING WHITE TAMBI SUITS PLAYING DRUMS AT 5AM IN THE FCUKING MORNING BEHIND A PALM TREE.

So, the verdict is

Jermyn 0 - Ghost 1

- d a r t h i k e a -

S.M.I.L.E

2008-08-15T04:34:00.000-07:00

Do you know one thing that could easily melt any guy's heart, yes you get it right from the title, it is a girl smile, not any chap ayam and chapalang girl I am talking about.

It is the girl of your choice.

I just love it when I saw my girl eating =)

Whenever I see her eat, it gives me an orgasmic feeling, most probably I think is because when I see her eat, I can see her smiling and dancing inside herself which I can't see in any other way.

Seeing someone happily eating is more satisfying than seeing someone scoring straight A's or seeing someone getting promoted but less happy when seeing someone get married.

Every time when I am with her, I saw different type of smiles =) there could be a smile from a joke, a smile after waking up, a smile before sleeping, a smile when she talk to me, a smile when she fake it whenever I say something lame, a smile when she see some DINO walking pass her, a smile when she see my tummy, a fake smile, a smile while posing for the camera shot or a smile after she say something wrong =)

But a smile when she is eating is priceless and worth it =) Every time she eat, that smile is the smile I have been longing for, that smile is the smile I have been dreaming of, and that smile is the smile I always have been proud of.

This post is dedicated to every single guy on this earth that agree with me that watching your love one eat is of the worthiest moment in your life =)

So, bee, did I answer you why I love to see you eat? =)

Below is a compilation of smiles I have been secretly smiling to myself at whenever I look back at all the pictures and sweet memories we have gone through so far =)

My bee whacking almost 20 fried cempedak into her tummy =)

My bee mercilessly enjoying her chicken in GIANT below Sungei Wang =)

My bee sneakily drinking her sharksfin soup without me =(

My bee in action in Tasting Room fine dining place, RM120 from her father's pocket not hers ma, that's why her smile is much more broader than usual hehe =)

Bee with green alien hair in Shogun =)

Bee and her beloved chocolate watermelon in Shogun =)

My bee chewing her childhood rivalry Mr Ramly's burger =)

My bee not concentrating while eating chicky wing =)

Look at her smile when she is drinking her beloved Tong Sui (Sugar water) =)

Gulp, Gulp. Bee in Pastamania with her friends and not me but still dare to show such a happy face =(

Bee drinking 5354 (weird weird) Tong sui again

My bee and her trusted spoon

Bee drinking Hong Tau Sa (Red Bean Sand)

Smiling alone when eating

Smiling together when eating =)

I love you my stinky bee =)

Smile a lot ya.

- d a r t h i k e a -

When Malaysian and seafood collide

2008-08-14T22:06:00.000-07:00

Hey fellas =) I am here to talk to you guys about a serious disease that are now a pandemic in Malaysia.

I am here to talk about Lala Chronic Disease (LCD).

What is Lala actually?

What is LCD?

What can LCD do to Malaysian?

How contagious is LCD?

Lala is actually a type of sea shell fish.

Picture paints a thousand words so I am going to show you guys what is Lala.

This is a picture of lala =)

And lala's cousin are called si ham

Si ham is actually cockles in English. FFS why on earth they name it cockles. It sounds like cockLESS

Ok here is Si ham.

A wide and current trend of such seafood consumption among Malaysian are causing a new disease breakthrough.

The toxic compound in such seafood are the culprit in the recent mass mutation especially among Malaysian girl.

The recent visit to K.L, in one of the famous K.L shopping complex called Sungei Wang made me worry.

LCD can be a very devastating and slow acting form of disease that could Lalalize most potential pretty girls. Siham disease however, less contagious and less lethal is more potent towards guys.

(CLICK ON THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS)

(sorry for the girl in the picture to be my model but I really couldn't find any other more suitable picture to edit. Blame it on your striking shoe)

Ok here is an example of a girl suffering from LCD. That picture is edited to show you how serious the disease can be.

1st symptoms will be her starting to wear ugly badges such as smiley face or fugly striking and big hand bangles. At this stage, the girl can still be saved by constant advice and further preventing such girls to get near to Malaysian Gothic shop.

2nd symptoms will be her starting to wear clothes with nonsense slogans such as "Hello", "Have a nice day", "Welcome to my kawaii world" and etc. At this stage, serious medication such as grounding and curfew need to be applied.

3rd stages will be irreversible. At a point where she start purchasing fugly immitation of Disney character such as shown in the picture above. It is not a crime to buy such materials but to show it off and proud of it on purpose is blasphemous. At this stage, the girl has almost completely finish her human life cycle and starting to morph into a naive lala.

At the 4th and final stage, the 1st symptom shown will be the girl starting to wear some nettish high stockings. At this point, the girl are still scared and worried cause it is their 1st time reaching such stage thus purchasing such stockings will be an initiation step towards becoming a pure lala.

After several brave attempts, they start to indulge themselves with semi torn high stockings and still proud of it as shown above. At this point, they are no longer human but yet they still can mate with human. And at this very point, their behavior will change completely for their rest of their life and the birth of a new breed of lala called KAM HEONG LALA.

What is KAM HEONG LALA (KHL).

Ok, I am kind enough to steal a picture from respected source for you guys. Thank you whatever website I am stealing from for the picture. If you demand the picture to be taken away, kindly contact me through PM.

This will be KAM HEONG LALA.

KHL is the ultimate form of LALA. They will be the senior, the experienced and highly valued lala. Their role is to lalalize other girls to be part of their comrad. Although weird, they have a highly big social network and their ability is to talk loudly to be noticed.

They have no weakness as they have overcome the greatest weakness in mankind, THE FEAR OF LOW SELF ESTEEM.

For this I would like to conclude that, whether you are a normal girl, a girl almost got struck with LCD or a lala naive or even KHL, you are still a part of us earthlings, you will still be a very essential components in our society. Without you, we have nothing better to stare when we walk in shopping complexes and we have nothing more to talk about.

Just to let you LALA united girls know, we care and we share.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Lick my nuts

2008-08-13T08:03:00.000-07:00

Last week, I just went to K.L yet again to visit my stinky bee.

One occasion shocked me.

And at the same time, it also answers one of my question.

Why Chinese was always treated as a dishwasher by the Westerners.

Last time, I used to be so disgraced and shamed when I saw Chinese traders wiping the ass of European customers and treating them like a jewel.

Now I am finding a hole to dig and hide my head when I saw how Chinese traders now bow and smell the ass of the Arabian customers.

Because of such apple polishing attitude, although you are very successful, you have cause your race to be the jasper for others.

The fcuking broad smile while two hands was rubbing each other disgrace me when they try to lure an Arabian customer. Not only that, they keep bowing and bowing every time the Arabs walk pass them.

If they do not scared people will laugh at them, they should scared dog will bark at them.

I would say, if I am a trader, I either kiss all assess or fcuk them if they don't buy my goods. No double standard practiced *except certain occasion..details will be discussed privately if you ever ask me out for a drink*

Malaysian Chinese nowadays are not only good in bribing, I didn't know they are also good in licking assess. I got a pair of dirty assess waiting to be licked. Anyone?

By the way, talking about bowing, why on earth should we bow to anyone? What does bowing symbolizes?

For example, why do we need to bow when we see our kings? Aren't they human too? I wouldn't mind if we are bowing to them 2000 years before. That is when morons started to think kings are immortal or son of God or some higher beings. But now? In this modern era?

WTF IS BOWING ALL ABOUT.

FFS, STOP ALL THESE RUBBISH TRADITIONS.

INSTEAD OF BOWING TO SOMEONE, GIVE THEM A FCUKING BROAD SMILE AND RUB TWO OF YOUR HANDS TOGETHER LIKE SOME CHINESE ASS LICKING TRADER.

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In another news, me and my bee just spend 1.5 days together. This time she left me alone in the hotel =(

BAD BEE

I arrive again at 4.30am and went straight to order the world biggest KFC cheesy wedges situated opposite Puduraya bus terminal.

That is a huge wedges with multiple cum shot of mayo and cheese.

I put my bag down on one of the tables, went to order my stuffs.

WHEN I COME BACK, ONE GROUP OF FCUKING CHINESE IDIOTS TOOK MY CHAIR AWAY AND LEFT MY BAG ON THE TABLE.

5 Chinese guys and a girl.

I mean 5 mutilated looking guy and one female clown !!!!

NO MANNERS

After eating, went to the Indian uncle selling paper, bought that morning paper and read for 2 hours. Thick newspaper, makes me happy but unfortunately 40% of it is covered by some stupid business news and lousy 2nd hand car selling advertisement.

Common guys, you will never get to sell your car by posting at such places. Do me a favour, sell it door to door.

After that, I went to find some hotel, 1st ended up my last time with Star Town Fcuking Inn where they promised me a room but eventually when I reach there, they told me full house.

Walk along Bintang Street and finally ended up searching in vain for any hotel nearby as they were fully occupied not until I climb up a spooky stairs and reach a nice hotel.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE HOTEL CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FULLY BOOKED AGAIN MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SUE ME

Almost everything is nice in that hotel except the curtain. One part of the curtain are unable to cover completely the window. This makes me unable to perform my usual naked sleep =(

Besides that, my bee also baked me 4 muffins =) although quite hard outside, but the inside is still as delicious, just like you bee, outside hard hard inside soft like jelly.

Throughout the day, we ended up strolling in Sungei Wang critisizing people and catching dino.

Ate some of the best bihun in the world in Sungei Wang's GIANT supermarket coupled with a BBQ honey drumstick with my bee. She say it is nice too but sooner or later she will complain boring cause my aim is to eat it everytime I landed in Sungei Wang.

At the end of the day, I was glad to be able to spend the dinner and supper with Woo's family.

Not only I get to enjoy free dinner, but I also get to eat some expensive dishes HAHA such as a big fat black fish coupled with prawns, long beans and friends plus salty egg squid with eggs of all kind =)

After that, me and my bee watched CARS. Some funny looking vehicles that can talk =) hehe hopefully next time they start doing shows with moving underpants and called it UNDIES.

After that, my bee played me a couple of soothing songs using her black piano. I don't even know what is she typing in the piano. Too fast. Too hard to follow.

Before that, my bee opened two cans of king longan in syrup for me. Ate most of it HAHA I am a big fans of Longan I tell you. To me this testicle looking fruit is so sweet I wish my swimming pool is filled with it next time.

Finally end my day with a supper at the nearby Mamak area. Watched some aunties trying to cheat that poor mamak guy for a few cents because they claim they eat NASI LEMAK BIASA when they actually ordered NASI LEMAK with COCKLES.

FCUKING CHINESE TRY TO CHEAT A FEW CENTS.

NOT LIKE ME. CHEATED THE MAMAK RM81.00 WHEN I ONLY PAY THEM RM8.10 HAHAHAHA

Just wanna thank the Woo's family for the pleasant dinner and warmth stay =) never had such a warmth moment for a long long long time =)

THANKs BEE FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN FOR ME. I LOVE FAMILIES

- d a r t h i k e a -

My bee and her wrong spelling hehe

2008-07-30T23:13:00.000-07:00

This is just a short update of what I am currently busying and what gets into my nerves, tickle it and releases the time bomb in me.

Ok, not exactly a time bomb but I am very pissed at the so called THESIS.

So, what on planet earth is thesis.

Either go google it, go wikied it or read below.

"A dissertation (also called thesis or disquisition) is a document that presents the author's research and findings and is submitted in support of candidature for a degree or professional qualification.^[1] The word "thesis" comes from the Greek θέσις, meaning "position", and refers to an intellectual proposition. "Dissertation" comes from the Latin dissertātiō, meaning "discourse."

Why on earth do people wanted to do thesis. I don't mind about all the discoveries, research and stuffs but what on earth is wrong is that thesis is just a waste of time."

What is the use of thesis anyway?

Without thesis, other communities such as from the art industries do produces wonderful discoveries and improvement.

Ok, ok I admit thesis is a formal and neat way to write out something professionally especially to beautify your idea and chop off more trees and also to contaminate the planet earth even more by some fine and expensive printings and and and also to bind the blardy thesis with RM38 hardcover service.

Yeah the RM38 is consider small to some brats but this RM38 could be used to buy at least 12 plates of noodles and stuff up your smelly ass.

Ok, thats a small rant today as I just finish up my 1st draft of my blardy useless thesis which I am never proud of.

Wonder what if I show it to Juliette next time.

Maybe it is a good fly swapping thingy, or the paper can be used to wipe ass after a business session or maybe you can use my thesis to make your children fall asleep ASAP without having the trouble to read them bed time stories.

Wanna buy my thesis?

For thesis with HARDCOVER = RM60
For raw thesis with only double A A4 paper = RM30

Guarantee to make anyone fall asleep, no side effect not like those dumb sleeping pills.

Looking at the bright side, my bee send me more and more animal pictures hehe

Just couldn't stop loving what she drew for me and each time it promise to make me laugh.

The 1st one being a cute little pinkish elephant without tusks.

It looks like a jigsaw puzzle to me hehe

just could not stop smiling whenever I see this =)

Next I'm gonna show off her second masterpiece =)

This one more TERROR

Hehe, look at this squidy, his head was being bandaged by some tribal thingy with a mangoosteen leaf to symbolize, "I AM HERE FOR PEACE"

Besides that, it got 7 legs.

BEE, where is another leg? You eat already ar??

It wears a stylish specs and it does not like to complete what it is trying to say =)

Hehe, by the way, she say it is a chuka idako, which is some kind of baby octopus I love to eat in a Japanese restaurant. I think this squidy is being merinated with some kind of sweet sour sauce.

YUMMY SQUIDY

Hehe, love you so much bee. Love all your pictures

Life before graduating

2008-07-29T06:43:00.000-07:00

Just went to Kuala Lumpur last Friday night to visit my honey bee and to get stung by her =)

K.L is not a bad place to stay seriously. I like the pace, where everyone seems to be rushing. I like the availability of 24 hours kiosks and also late night life even though I rarely seems to be utilizing those night life facilities.

I just like a place I live in being well lit and having various types of food available. I also like crowded places because when there is a crowd, it means something is happening there. I hate entering stores where there are less than 2 customers unless it is an ADULT SHOP =)

When I was young, I always dream of living in K.L not because of food or adult shops but because the availability of certain pretty species girl but unfortunately in this materialistic world, almost all such girls are either being eaten by well fed brats or by pocket full brain empty bastards.

Although I love hawker food or some cheap skate food, but sometimes I do enjoy landing myself in chain stalls such as KFC, McDonald, and etc.

In my life, I seldom get to enjoy such meals even though most have already bored of eating them.

Just want to tell those who feels bored eating such food to get their jelly ass out and let me move in.

What I don't like about K.L is also about the people there. The people there are either too proud of themselves or too ignorant about their surroundings. Sometimes they missed out one of the most important element in their life.

HARDSHIP

Yes, most of them seems to only enjoy technological and sophisticated mechanical gadgets while they lost most of their humane sense thus becoming more robotic than ever. THEY ARE MECHANISTIC. And after all these years, I found K.L people, tend to, no offence but they tend to grow up a bit, slow =P

However not all Kuala Lumpurlings are like that so PEACE.
*If I don't add these sentences, the bounty for my head might reach US$1 million.*

By the way, Kuala Lumpur are also called Kuala Lampa.
In Hokkien, Lampa means handsome so start calling your dad Mr. Lampa ok?

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Anyway, I only spend a day and a half with my bee in K.L.

Reached around 4 a.m and straight propelled myself to K.F.C to brush my teeth there.

Tried to order cheesy wedges but the price is such a turn off. Imagine RM3.55 if I'm not mistaken for a few pieces of crescent funny shaped potato soaked with cheese and some mayo. WIth the RM3.55, I could have purchased a plate of chicken rice with soup and a cup of chinese tea thus ended up in the Mamak Stall nearby eating two half-boiled egg with Teh Ice which cost me RM3.20.

To round it up, I met my bee at Hang Tuah LRT station after some merry go round which I think she want me to play to lose some of my body fat =)

Don't know what NINJA season is this, whole street full of ninja's which I blame them for making me wasting a few ringgits around Monorail to find the budget hotels because mostly are fully booked. Was eating 3 sandwiches made by my bee. She purposely make for me ga =) made from egg and mayo plus butter wo, wrapped in a plastic. Tasty and save up my breakfast money hehe such a nice wife I have.

Finally end up in Tai Itchi Hotel, cost me RM132 per night with lousy shower. The shower is so lousy that I think I rather bath less. Such a small toilet with defected cold water. Not only that, the air condition position is totally unacceptable. Other than that, their staffs are kinda friendly maybe due to they only hire old folks to manage their reception.

My bee and I went to McDonald to wait for the room service to finish servicing our room.

After that, we went to BB plaza which is situated right opposite our hotel. Nothing fancy in BB plaza and very dull plus the business is so bad I think it is solely due to the two cannons being placed right opposite the complex by The Ship. If I were the CEO of BB plaza, I would have ask Najib for C4 and blast away The Ship.

Lousy bugger placing two fugly cannon right opposite my building for no apparent reason disturbing my feng shui.

Went to Sungei Wang which is connected via BB plaza. Such a convenient thing, why don't they connect all the shopping complexes in Bukit Bintang area. Then I don't have to wet my back to walk from Time Square to Sg Wang to LowYat to here and to there. Maybe they should connect the whole Malaysia. Lousy government.

Then later in the afternoon, we went to Sunway Pyramid for the main course hehe SHOGUN BUFFET !!! YAY

But it almost give me a heartattack because the bugger there said booking is closed !!!!

!@#$%&^%$#@!@#$%&*

HOW DARE THEY CLOSE THE BOOKING WHEN I AM ARRIVING !!!!!!!!!!
IF I AM NAJIB I WILL PUT C4 AND BOMB AWAY YOUR STINKY SHOP ALTHOUGH THE OYSTER AND SCALLOP PLUS UNAGI THERE AND ALSO THE MUSHROOM AND LAMB IS VERY NICE !!!!!!

Anyway, later in the picture gallerry I will reveal some of the secret my bee did not really tell in her blog hehe

The next day, is the day I depart from her =( anyway, we bought a pair of couple clothing from BALENO. Wanted to buy the whales as well but the stupid cashier dare not sell it. They can easily say the whales are damaged and sell to us cheaply and the rest of the money enter their pocket but NO, she is so clever and honest she just say "sorry, our whales are not for sale"

@#$%&*&^%$#$%*

At 4.45p.m, its time for me to leave her =( walked through the skyway alone looking back once in a while just to see her sad face which fades as I walk further into complex Not So Berjaya.

Not long after, I reached Puduraya and thus end my wonderful 1.5 days trip with her.

Thanks bee for everything especially the fat cow of urs and all your pictures, your care, attentions, AAM yellow bag full of goodies for me and also your beloved cheesy giant oyster.

One moment happy

Then intermediate phase will look like this

Taa dah, the next moment "lau gai" liao my bee for some unknown reasons hehe

See how happy is my bee eating that mushroom while teasing me saying that I am not as good and my tummy is not as big as hers when it comes to buffet =(

Trying to display her chopstick skill. To tell you guys the truth, she will ask me to get fork and spoon for her instead of chopstick in those hawker stall. Wonder why in SHOGUN, suddenly she can display her skill.

Sigh, go hawker stall look at the soup as mirror. Come to shogun, look at the shining wall as mirror. This bee never change.

My bee complain my left hand always raise up wor, maybe she don't know that the wall beside me is too near to me, and there are other thinga majinga which is there obstructing me to put my hand nicely. HMPH

This is the delicacies, VERY DELICIOUS GIANT OYSTER. Where on earth will any girl in this world would share her GIANT OYSTER besides her with me =) Thanks Bee

The front two fruits is both honey dew and watermelon.
Behind there, the black dark unknown fruit is actually fruit covered with chocolate fountain.
1st she said she don't want to eat anything to do with fruit + chocolate cause it is not appropriate.
After just one persuasion from me, her true self are revealed. Thus the unlucky fruit is picked and dipped into the chocolate.

Until now, I am still clueless about this expression

One of the many happy moments together

Moments before my departure

And I save the best for the last. The pink ribbonized cow with short limbs and spotty body which she claim is her =) she drew it for me for our 6th month anniversary, thank you bee.

I love you so much

- d a r t h i k e a -

60% of Malaysian have been PAWNED by the government =)

2008-07-11T22:20:00.000-07:00

Hey buddies =) I'm back after a very long dry spell and dry wallet mostly because and of course I blame it all on the rise and hike in our fuel price. Heck, now I can't even find "goreng cempedak" or Deep fried chempedak in English because of the fcuking increase in oil price, it directly causes chempedak fruit price to increase at well.

There are whiners and crying babies all over the street ranting about how hard their life is when the fuel hike but this time I'm not going to talk about the normal current fuel issues but I am going to laugh off those who voted for the wrong person to blind lead our country.

See how stupid are we to choose someone whom we finally cry over and repeat this same old nonsense every 4 years.

I am really going short on this issues and I blame it entirely on the 60% population of Malaysia which voted the one that bring these black spells over our country. The government and majorities are the one really to be blamed. Because of their pathetic and lame lazy ass, everyone have to bear the burden.

If only the money used to strengthen the spiritual and religious communities are used instead to build up the nation, now you would see beggars driving at least a Proton or Kancil instead.

But no, you people prefer to be lead by a bunch of handicapped individual who care less about our concern but instead care more about their own and their family welfare. If you guys do not do your part to swap and slap to awaken 70% of the stupid Malaysian, be prepared to buy condom at a price of a lobster in the next couple of years.

Next, I have noticed that more and more motorcyclist pop out of no where in this country possible due to the sudden upheaval of the nation oil price.

This means nothing but more trouble on the streets. More and more motorcyclist means more and more accidents. Yes, almost all motorcyclists are a nuisance on the road. Yes, especially if you are riding one yourself.

Yes, motorcycle can be at least 900% cheaper than car but if you ever believe in karma, you are actually accumulating a lion's share of bad karma because all you motorcyclists do is to irritate other road users. Even bicyclist is better than you guys.

All these shits and craps are making most of us grow even older but yet still think like an inbecile kids. This is true especially to most of the kids rite now which is heavily influenced by the medias.

Look at how many of most kids spend outdoor. Look at their blardy face and tell me do you see a future walking fat cell or a human that can jump over 2 meter of loopholes?

Kids especially those >12 years old are behaving like some kinda walking dead.

They don't know much.

They don't talk much.

They don't think much.

And most importantly, they can't differenciate between real world and virtualistic world.

Most only find life in front of the computers. Without it, they will feel shivery and cold. They are TOTAL ADDICTS I can tell you.

Unfortunately there is no cure to such addicts. For those that feel shaky and uncomfortable if they did not login their facebook for one day, please be careful and consult me. I have a personal cure for such addiction but it will definitely comes with a high price as in "PRICE".

Sorry la boss, nowadays no money so need more money to go on a holiday with my princess.

Price of goods increase.

Price of condoms increase.

Price of toilet also increases.

But allowance and salary decreases.

"What a wonderful world" by Louis Armstrong

In a happier moment, I just spend a whole wonderful week with my bee. More elaboration can be found in her blog.

I always think that I was born into the wrong family. I should be borned if not in a rich family, at least a family in a country where snows touches my ass often.

I can feel my whole body burning everyday under normal condition. I need to be air conditioned to feel normal. I think my ass can fry an egg :( and its not funny.

Well, my bee just drew me a funny penguin hehe :)
It is so round that I, for some reasons know that she is actually drawing the penguin as me instead of herself. But what confuse me is, she wanted me to think of that penguin whenever I close my mind. How can I be thinking of myself whenever I close my eyes.

I would definitely think of her, or money not myself, I ain't gay :D

So in conclusion, I finally concluded that the penguin she drew is her, herself :D and nobody else.

I love you bee.

P/S : Hehe, I can imagine that she is hybridising the penguin with teletubbies because the penguin's tubbies got a round white projecting screen and the word " I Love You " was projected at it. Kinda hightech yeah =)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Happy Fathers' Day to all going to be father like me :P

2008-06-14T21:32:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps, :) here am I again.

Fathers' day just passed and my bee send me some nice graffiti.

The 1st one is one lovely 4 leg lesser crab. Hehe the crab's smile is so sweet and the way the crab dance while saying "Love you" really do mean a lot.

I don't know but each time I look at that crab it makes me think of her sleeping like that crab with all her 4 limbs spread out :)

In return I'm gonna draw my version of crab :) which is more precise and more realistic but unfortunately realistic stuffs don't look as nice and funny as my bee's fantasy crab.

Probably the leg of that crab is being steamed by my dear together with ketchup and now sitting quietly in her stomach already.

Look at this bugger, not funny and mundane. That is why, my bee's drawing is always the best.

Next, she drew me a dinosaur sweating.

The next thing that caught my eyes are his neck. I mean he don't have a neck at all :) hehe

But then the dino really do make me smile especially with his blue colour body and one odd spine underneath his tail :) coupled with a sweaty looking expression. Well, that dino really do make part of my anger of the recent petrol hike in price subsided a bit I must admit

Hehe, wondering what is she thinking when she drew that dino :)
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Not to forget, his legs, are so straight it really blend well with what she drew hehe

This will be officially my most harmless looking dino ever.

And as in return, I would draw out my version of fearsome dino.

Look at that bugger, looks like a spiny long beans instead of dino :(

As usual per request, my dear wanted to always be on top of me, and always wanna be the leader so I let her be the dino while I be the pity human that will be pan cake soon :)

I know after reading this, she's going to start calling me "smelly bee" again hehe

Then she send me one thing that really blow my heavy body off my feet on the very morning of Fathers' day.

Yup, she send me a sunflower badge tattooed with the "number 1" sign with two pinky legs :)
And she called me hubee :)

Just wanted to tell her that I love her so much and would try my best to make her stop calling me daddy and start calling me hubee instead :)

As what I always wanted and always love to see is my Jeanette's personal drawing. Whatever she drew, from cow to crab, from dino to sunflower with pinky legs, I love it all, and most importantly

I LOVE YOU

- d a r t h i k e a -

XXX

2008-05-17T07:57:00.000-07:00

xXx

WTF is all the nice guy?

2008-05-05T10:53:00.000-07:00

As I were listening to the song Marc Anthony - You Sang to Me (One of my all time favorite songs), it reminds me of something. I have been thinking and feels like sharing a story with you guys by an anonymous source.

"Thinking back really hard, most of you girls might remember vaguely that there was once a guy who always seemed eager to spend his time with you, went shopping with you, visit you no matter how far you are, accompany you when you are lonely and ignore or completely canceled out all his further activity just to sit there for hours, listen to all your problems.

At the same time, you probably treat that guy as a joke and laughed him off with your friends about how "sticky" he is, how he was like a little dog which follows you all around and doing things just to get a bit of your attention. All of his action probably would make your friends started to tease that a boy like that could be crazy over you. He, a little too short, almost gone bald, not that slim, quite poor, or did not possess a great fashion sense, or basically none of the things that your dream tall, handsome, fit, rich, stylish prince charming which can easily pull you off your feet and further induce you to denied having any romantic feelings for him.

Eventually, the one who really cares about you drifted away, as your relationship with your other boyfriend got more serious. As more time passed, and the other boyfriend eventually starting to cheat on you, or became boring, or you realized that the things that attracted you to him weren't the kinds of things that can sustain.

So, now, you're single again, and after trying out your luck in some social places such as pubs, discos, and bars for several months having only encountered players and douche bags, assholes, and scums, you wonder, "What happened to all the nice guys?"

Well, you did it once again.

You ignored the nice guy that appear right in front of you and used him for your own emotional intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof, not significant boyfriend more than the guy which was there all the while in front of you but you does not seem to see him. As time pass, eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life.

He probably came to realize, nowadays, women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or amuse you with jokes and humors; or buy you a gift that you mentioned; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, learned how not to be himself and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.

Luckily I am not like this and I am still a nice guy.

So, if you're looking for a nice guy, here's what you should really do:

1.) Build a time machine.
2.) Go back a few years and pull your head out of your ass.
3.) Take a look at what's right in front of you and grab a hold of it.

So, please: either stop misrepresenting what you want, or own up to the fact that you've fcuked yourself over. You're getting older, after all. It's time to excise the bullshit and deal with reality. You didn't want a nice guy then, and he certainly doesn't fcuking want you, now."

- d a r t h i k e a -

A few days after my birthday

2008-04-28T03:56:00.000-07:00

This is an addition and 10% of this post is because of that bugger Alexander Ku Ku Soon request.

Ok, before I touch that dirty bugger, here I would 1st like to thanks my parents who gave me an ang pow each which inside got 20% of RM 2,000 =)

Sorry can't take any pictures because :

1. Ang pow koyak (severely ripped apart) liao

2. Money inside wallet safely waiting for my next mini honeymoon with my girl

Besides that, my housemate Wee Sin Ling also gave me a pack of tomato flavored potato chips which I love so much.

And not to forget another of my housemate Goh Yen Chiew also gave me a chocolate wafer which will get me through my period of recession in the future.

Inside the package she includes a birthday cow card for me too.

Ok here's the part where I wanna touch that dirty old bugger Alex,

See, he wish me happy birthday, 1 year older and stuffs and at the bottom he also wanted me to treat him eat MCB.

OMG, do you son of an inno guys and girls know what the fcuk is MCB?

Sure must be something nasty, unless he refer MCB to McChicken Biscuit.

Besides that, I would like to thanks Maya, Alexander Ku Ku Soon, Daphne, Sarita, CB Sue Ann, Christine Saw, Jovial Chai, Lee Pui Yen, Tan Yin Yin, Kathryn, Josephine Chong, Florence, Esther, Nirmala, Jeevanend, Harish Pillai and all those who have wish me.

p/s : those who I forget to mention and wish to be credited please PM me in MSN or send a comment here like that dirty old bugger Alex. Nah, sei bugger, don't say I didn't acknowledge you.

Before I end my post, I would like to take an opportunity to sell one of the Text Book I have purchased in my year 1 study.

Price :
Nego kau kau starting from RM75

Dealing method:
COD [Sorry no postage, item is heavy]

Location of seller:
Sungai Petani or Ipoh

Contact method/details:
Comment here to received PM

Age of item:
2 years

Item(s) conditions:
Like your newly wed wife

Reason for sale:
Want money to go mini honeymoon :) and I don't need this book anymore

- d a r t h i k e a -

My 23rd birthday on the 23rd of April 2008

2008-04-24T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hey people, 2 days just past my 23 but I AM STILL YOUNG. This post contains no nonsense from me which is rare so don't complain I always post crap and rubbish ok?

Just wish to thanks everyone who is there that still remember my birthday and also those who still know I am alive.

For a start, I received two very very special gifts from my beautiful girl, Jeanette.

Its a very nice black collared shirt that I have been waiting to buy because I love black shirt so much especially collared shirt. The reason why I seldom wear collared shirt is because the heat in Malaysia which makes me to prefer wearing round collar shirt instead but mind you, I love collared shirt so much cause to me it look a bit classy hehe :)

And then I received the second gifts from her. Its a nice classy treblecleft she gave me as Music is one of her interest and this shall make me think of her and fantasize her playing her classy piano whenever I look at it.

Besides that, I also received a lovely birthday card from her and here is what it says

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERMYN,
(IN ADVANCE)

Start behaving darling
coz you ain't young
anymore & start loving
me more =)

FROM
Jeanette Woo Mun Mun

Just want to tell you dear, although you are not here for my 23rd birthday, there are still 24,25,26,27,28 ....N birthdays to go and I love you so much =) Thanks for everything.

Next, 2 days before my birthday, my housemate Chin Yeit Yuan gave me a chocolate, thanks buddy.

On my birthday eve, my housemate Wee Sin Ling, and my friends; Yong Yoke Shes, Tan Yuan Hong, Henry Yeoh, Victor Seet, Ng Ti Fu, Khor Tsen Tsien and Soo Meng Shen gave me a surprise mini party in Secret Recipe.

Not only that, they share and bought me bag which I needed most since my previous bag is all torn out but on that same day but in the afternoon I managed to repair it but who cares, now I got this lovely bag, I am gonna use it =)

Lastly, a final gift from my girl after a day from my birthday and on our 3rd month anniversary =)
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Taa Daa

A cow, an animal that I like because, just look at his face, especially his eyes, will you still slaughter it to become "daging rendang"?

Hehe but I think the cow looks like a "she" because of the utter, or issit a leg?

Anyway, this picture really makes my day, from a day without much laughter into a day of full of it =) Love you dear.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Copy cat kiss the mat, fcuk by the rat

2008-04-18T14:01:00.000-07:00

I don't fcuking understand why most girls despise what guy wear. We are Asian and in Malaysia the temperature is so high how can most girls expect us to wear formal or something that resembles what the Westerners wear? Common, shorts and slippers are for ASIANS !

This is MADNESSSSSSSssssssss.

Heck, even most Westerners (Ang Moh) who arrive here in the South East Asia also change to wear things less formal such as slippers.

I was told by some anonymous sources that the first thing most girl look at in a boy is what covers their feet. This is pathetic seeing such situation still occurs in our modern mind. And when Ang Moh wear slippers, the girls will be head over heels for them but when an Asian with slippers on, the girls are so disgusted by it as though the guy just step on some cow shit.

Ok, I don't give a damn next time I wear what I feel is comfortable.

This bring me to a discussion.

Chap Ayam slippers VS Ang Moh slippers

What is a Chap Ayam slippers?

This is a Chap Ayam slippers. Look at those little buggers. So rigid, so protective. It really serve as something to protect your damn feet.

What is Ang Moh slippers?

Look, this is a blardy Ang Moh slippers that those girls are worshipping as their second God.

Besides lighter weight, there is nothing else better if compared to Chap Ayam slippers that we most Asian wear.

In fact, Chap Ayam slippers got more uses than Ang Moh slippers for example

If you don't like anyone, you can just take off your cheap and heavy Chap Ayam slippers and throw at that people or even throw at vehicles who are rude to you on road but would you ever wanna use the feather weight Ang Moh slippers and throw at others instead?

When in a fight, you can always use the Chap Ayam slippers as a weapon or as a shield compared to the soft spongy Ang Moh slippers.

Besides that, we can use Chap Ayam slippers to 'Ta Siu Yan'.
Ok here's a new term.

What on earth is 'Ta Siu Yan' you must be asking.

Ta Siu Yan is a short ritual practised primarily by the Chinese in particular the Cantonese community to beat the petty person. Petty person are person that are harmful to us.

This ritual 1st started by you cutting out a human shape paper and write or stick something that have to do with the petty person.

Than you just use your fcuking slippers and whack that paper for no particular known reasons. So would you like to hurt your damn hands while Ta Siu Yan with Ang Moh slippers or relax like sitting on an OSIM massage chair while using Chap Ayam slippers to Ta Siu Yan. You be the judge.

So to those who worship Westerners as though what they wear are high class and stuffs are actually nothing better than an arse day dreaming.

Common la people, if Holywood is in Asia, I bet those Ang Moh will be wearing Pagoda singlet coupled with Ah Pek shorts with Chap Ayam slippers sipping on a cup of cheap RM0.30 Chinese Tea with ice.

What is Pagoda singlet and Ah Pek shorts you might ask.

That singlet the oldman's wearing is white Pagoda singlet.

This is Ah Pek shorts

So stop torturing yourself to look great when all you do is just copy people from the West. Wake up !

- d a r t h i k e a -

HOT HOT HOT

2008-04-08T10:47:00.000-07:00

I FCUKING HATE KEDAH !!!!

THIS PLACE IS NIGHTMARE

THIS PLACE IS HOT LIKE HAMTON

WHOLE BODY SWEATING LIKE A MAD WATER BUFFALO BATHING.

p/s : wtf is hamton btw?

So you might ask wtf is hamton

Now I present to you wtf is hamton

So this is a hamton

The pork, looking at his own meat in the burger is Hamton eventually. Googled it up.

I don't fcuking know wtf is hamton just the word comes into my mind because now I am in a room as hot as oven !!!!

- d a r t h i k e a -

Operation Can't Wait Any Longer

2008-03-25T20:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys =) I'm here again after so long of not blogging cause I am busy of other stuffs and even I am free, I still busy thinking of someone right there =)

For the past few minutes, I have been thinking what choices I regret executing when I was young and wish to share a few right here.

1. Drinking gassy drink such as Coke, Shandy bla bla and bla when I was young excessively which I think caused me unable to drink them now. I think it also contributes in some degree to my height problem !!! Must be that damn acid that dissolve some of my bones !!!

2. Skipping Mandarin classes and use the time to play football instead. If I were to excel in Mandarin, I think my learning capability and capacity will be further enhanced !!! And I for once, can go back to China, kiss the land as well as the Peking Duck Rice instead of ordering dog meat food because I don't know how to order the correct dishes using the correct language.

3. Wasted too much money on stupid hobbies which I don't wanna mention because I'm still a great fans of that hobby but instead I think the money I can use to do so many other efking things which I couldn't right now.

4. Borrowing my RM500 to a effking BITCH that never return it to me. Hope either she return it to me double folded or have her life hanging on the edge of the sword for it !!! DID U KNOW WTF I CAN DO WITH RM500 AND BECAUSE I AM MERCIFUL TO YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ROB ME OFF RM500. MAY YOUR GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. Even with the RM500 which if I am lucky to have it invested on some good things, maybe I will be returned a million and now I could have travelled around the world !!!

5. Not moving out of hostel the moment I came in to study in my university and have my honeybun laptop stolen by some shit face genetically thief inherited person. If I still have my laptop now, my lap will be so much stronger and prove to my dear that I can withstand her weight which she always don't believe =)

6. Not pestering my parents to send me to music class last time. Cause I love to play musical instrument such as guitar, piano or if can maybe saxophone but instead I kept quiet bout it. At least I could have sacrifice some of the unnecessary tuition which I think I could handle such as English, BM and Geography tuition.

While I was still planning of what I should do next week, a date I have been waiting for since the 8th of February, this song struck my mind. This song totally reminds me of my situation right now.

Well, recently she's having her exam, I vowed to minimize her distraction but I PHAILED. Instead every time I ask her to sleep due to exam, part of me just wouldn't agree.

Ok, about that song, it was send by my beautiful girlfriend and it just cant stop reminding me about her. Ok here's the song. I'm enjoying every bit of it and hope you guys enjoy it too.

- d a r t h i k e a -

My <3

2008-03-10T01:48:00.000-07:00

Lol, usually I will seldom post anything about my personal life but I'm just too proud to have her as my soulmate :P
Then for some $^%^$# reasons I know that Alexander KuKu Soon will come and buat kacau later :P

(Her, lying down on my spy, just look at her, so beautiful)

This is my copine, literally means girlfriend in French. Her name is Jeanette Woo ( is pronounced je-NET ) and we met through Facebook which I have no regret playing it introduced by Jovial Chai since last year which at first I hessitated because I am contented enough with Friendster and Facebook seems too messy at first with thousands of unwanted applications.

And yeah, we met through Flirtable, a Facebook application which act as online flirting programme. Hey singles out there, get this programme, you can flirt and find the one you love just like me. Imagine if I have never installed that programme, I will never get to know her and now I think I am still single :)

(Her, with the happiest smile I have ever seen which totally can turn any tide of any battle)

By the way, out of topic, I never thought I would be attached so soon cause I always tell myself to wait after my graduation or in the midst of my working life in order to find someone stable. Yeah, I opt for stability now instead compared to adventure and fun-to-be-with girls previously. Just couldn't stand the thought of waiting for a few more months which might risk her away to other guy so I have to act while the iron is hot :)

Didn't know after 2 plus years of singleton, I am still able to get such a pretty girlfriend :D LOL

For some reasons, she is so involved in French name that she wanted to call our daughter Juliette which basically means Juliet in French as well :D I agree that it is a very sweet name indeed which is solely thought by her :P

If I were to think of my daughter name, it would be from some form of alienated name which I think she has no confident on me naming so she name her all by herself :D

Anyway, I am nevertheless too happy to know that she is a girl that would think for future, mostly hers and her daughter/son lah, cause she say no need to think of husband want wor, so sad :(

(The way she eats makes me wanna ride down all the way to Kuala Lumpur just to snatch the chicken wings away from her :) I was just joking, would rather be the chicken wing she ate)

I couldn't agree more but French name does sounds nice and more towards romantic kinda nice. Not only does Jeanette is a very romantic name, every time I hear her name or even see that name appear, it softened me like how flame could melt any steel.

Was very free that day while part of my mind is occupied by her, I went around researching about the beauty of the name Jeanette and found this. Jeanette originated from Hebrew, which is the Semetic language spoken by millions of people in the area around Israel during the age of Pisces as what I could recall and is regarded if I am not mistaken as the God's language or Holy Language which I forget too since I never go into religious aspect for a long time so I couldn't explain more about Hebrew but you can check it out in Wikipedia.

(Just look at her eyes, this is the set of eyes that could melt any diamonds and bend any rules)

Jeanette can be translated in Hebrew as "God is gracious". Now that makes sence as she was one fine gracious girl that caught my attention. I thought I have fallen for her outlook but after knowing her, I think I have fallen more for her inner beauty.

Besides that, her name proves her tenderness in handling a beast like me. Although most of the time she was the one need to be tamed :) LOL

Not to mention her voice, which sounded so soothing, that her voice reminds me of the fairy tale that somewhere in the Scandanavian sea, the vikings believe that there exist a group of beautiful maiden in the middle of the sea. They will sing whenever theres any sailor passing by and anyone caught by the song will be ......

Anyway, that story is not important but just to tell you that her voice belongs to me :D LOL so, later I'll just make a call to her to wake her up from her unusual afternoon slumber :)

Well, there is really too many things to say about her that caught me but I am not going to go into details about it as to refrain me from congesting the whole Blogspot.com's bandwidth with my thesis of her :)

(The way she bites her lips, so mesmerizing it turns me bananas each time I think of her)

And I save up other more memorable moments in my mind :) Just to let you know dear, I love you so much :)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Barisan Condom

2008-03-09T07:30:00.000-07:00

On the 9th of March 2008, after a long, tedious and tensed meeting, the ruling government finally decided to change their logo and name to BC which stands for Barisan Condom because :

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives u a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. (Malaysiakini)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Malaysia is finally SAVED. Period

2008-03-08T22:27:00.000-08:00

On the 8th of March 2008, together we have created most probably the brightest future for Malaysia. My squid on top of the blog heading cry for help is finally answered.

The ruling government of Barisan National or mostly UMNO have been denied a 2/3 majority. This means that whatever new policies suggested have to be consulted with the opposition before implementation.

While year 2008 marked the 1st wave of changes in Malaysia, we need another 4 years to completely overhaul the entire system by making the current ruling government a.k.a The UMNO as the opposition instead.

Policies such as equal right and equal standard among citizens of Malaysia will be the first to be done. Hopefully the strong message send by the people of Malaysia do coerce the lazy people of UMNO to use more of their brain, less corrupted and work harder as the people's representative.

How could a country with 1st class infrastructure being run by people with education background lower then me? I think I can run the government better then any two of them. Not to mention, their pathetic empty promises is another turn off point for the Rakyat.

However, there is one thing good about the previous government. That is their inability to improve and lousy administration which finally give way to the Opposition to blossom in the 2008 erections.

Let Pak Lah win in his place. Let him win a place for himself in Penang. Cause we will make him the opposition instead.

Hopefully, this 4 years will make Malaysia a place that human can really live in. I have hope and will continue discarding the incompetence administration as always. No matter who rules the country, whoever run the country like how a farmer run a supermarket, will be discarded by me, as well as the people in this country because I believe, the new generations' mind will be smarter to cater for their own future.

To all the Barisan National members, fans, and cronies :

Y O U D E S E R V E S I T

- d a r t h i k e a -

WTF !!!

2008-03-02T21:32:00.000-08:00

WTF !!!

To summarize this video is about the heat before Malaysian 2008 General Erection.

At the 1st 55 seconds of the clips is about DAP (Malaysian Opposition political party) tai kor Uncle Lim giving a strong and fiery speech in my hometown, Ipoh and at the same moment in another part of Ipoh, BN incumbet was having a karaoke session making underage girl dancing and singing.

I ROFLMAO when I hear the the "oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah" singing at the 56th seconds in the clip.

Guys, really we should together sing like the girl LOL :)

Hope you guys enjoy the karaoke session which are held using God knows whose money to fund it :)

- d a r t h i k e a -

ERECTION coming. I am so high I can't even go back and vote

2008-02-28T08:26:00.000-08:00

Ok guys, do enjoy this very nice songs by comedycourt about our 2008 erection. And to those who are getting their SPM results especially my dear dear Jeanette, wish you will score flat A.

But no worries, not only A cup members can get full A, those who really did their best will deserve it.
If not, find me. I'll be kind enough to hand you my SPM result slip so you will feel better.

Sorry lah bro, didn't get to blog often cause was plagues with problems and busy meeting dateline.

Now free a bit can scratch scratch bottom part only. Later after my test again have to busy.

Busy planting paddy.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Happy Chinese New Year 2008

2008-01-23T04:59:00.000-08:00

Hi my fellow friends :) I am writing this post when I am in Kuala Lampa.

I am here as a change human. From rude to gentle :D
Trust me now if you ever flip the world guiness book of record you can find my name there as the most polite being ever walk the earth.

Because of this, there are something auspicious I would like to share with you during this Chinese New Year.

From now on, I will never (tried to) use the word

"Oh My God"

and since its CNY, I would replace it with

"Oh My Kat"

And have you ever wonder what is "Kat"?

This is what we Chinese call "kat"
It is widely consumed during CNY.

But since Oh My Kat sounds a bit weird
I would love to change it to

"Oh My Kat Pei"

Which literally means "Oh My Kat Skin"

Wonder how Kat Skin looks like?

Ok I am kind enough to show you what Kat skin looks like

So does this sound better to say "Oh My Kat Skin" when you are trying to express something or you still prefer using the old fashion and rude to God expression such as "Oh My God"?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone.

I wish your ang pow money more than your hair and your health better than Bruce Willis in the show Die Hard 4.

- d a r t h i k e a -

2008 resolution

2008-01-07T21:58:00.000-08:00

You know what, each year I have a thesis of new year resolution but only a paragraph of it have been successfully or partially done, but this year as I was about to graduate, its time to only cast a single and the most meaningful new year resolution I have ever crafted my entire 22 miserable years.

Yes, this year is time to unleash and satisfy my lil bro, Mr. Zakaria to the max. It have been detained under house arrest beneath my denim for almost my entire life except a few occasion where I bath, pee, or poop.

Now, hearing every roar from the hungry beast from below, over shadowed by my tummy and banished within the icy cool chamber of my Renoma underwear, I guess is the best time to show its power and rock the world.

So any ladies this year wanna open Mr. Zakaria's ceromony? Please submit your respected resume together with your picture :P

101% guarantee you'll be the next returning visitor :P

Behold, Mr Zakaria (jeng jeng jeng)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Erection 2008 is coming soon. HELP SAVE MALAYSIA

2008-01-03T01:28:00.000-08:00

This year mark the true 50th year of Malaysian real independent however we are so lagging behind because of some shitty and corrupted administration.

I'm here as a fellow Malaysian that I think will be doomed and cursed to stay in this beautiful country governed by shits and have my children here and stuffs would not like to see my generation suffer from what I suffer.

Sufferings include :

extreme racism shown but instead was called as tolerance.

education quota system which is so flawed it looks worst than my 5 years old scar I got from touching a hot exhaust pipe.

unqualified person handling the top post of the country.

uncountable corruption which burdened the citizens

As a Malaysian who is eligible to vote, don't be lazy because your contribution will determine your future. Take note that the government you all have been whining and cursing at is the government you all have been voting for. But if you don't vote for the correct government, then prepare for another 4 years of suffering.

Its true the current dominating party cannot be toppled but at least make the opposition stronger and let them know WE WANT OUR RIGHTS AND BETTER IMPROVEMENT.

So, if you don't vote wisely, don't whine like a baby when the next unreasonable issues take place.

Vote the opposition and prevent further mandate for the weak and incompetence current leaders.

The current Pak Liar is not doing his job well and even caught sleeping at a few conferences and occasions.

The transparency which he promise is becoming more opaque.

and the fracas his son-in-law has caused terrified the society.

As quoted from anonymous source :

The fathers of Malaysia

Tunku Abdul Rahman - The Father of Independence

Tun Abdul Razak - The Father of Development

Tun Hussein Onn - The Father of Unity

Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad - The Father of Modernization

Dato’ Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi - Father in-law of Khairy

- d a r t h i k e a -

Happy New Year 2008

2007-12-31T20:05:00.000-08:00

Heya fellas, today is the 1st of January 2008 and 22 more days and 3 more months later I would be 23 years old and graduating soon, laze around for some time and then find a job get to know some girls and play a fool @ get married and lose my freedom forever :D

This is how close someone life and how edgy every decision you make which will cause you your life and money as well as happiness.

Some at this point have already found the job of their dream some even get married with the girl that will bite off their ears at my age but I am currently still loading ammo into my shotgun and trying to seek our prey :)

My life would have change if I am not single right now maybe to the better or towards the hellish worst.
For example, if I am not single, my wallet could be emptied by now and I will use it to accumulate water so that ducks could swim around in my wallet if my girlfriend is a huge spender and a wallet trimmer.

However if i met a rich female who love to spend on her own or perhaps on me too :D then my wallet now should be packed tight like a Big Mac.

If I met someone who loves to chat on the phone and requires 25/7 attention via communication, then my DOTA skills will rocket down the drain. But if my girlfriend just wish to come over and sit on my bouncy legs while I DOTA, I might be the King of the Kings.

There is so many decision that would have made you what you are this year from last year. As for me, if I have gone daily exercise then this year me and Brad Pit will be twin like.

But I am still happy with all my decision even though some of it really makes me wanna turn back time and give myself a big slap for doing some dumb stuffs but hey this is Year 2008 and its time to buy a sniper and aim for the better prey this hunting season.

This year my resolution is very simple which is to virtually stuffs more vegetables both in my mouth hole and my asshole because I want a more healthy body but too bad on New Year Eve, my friends just invited me to engulf Chinese Starbucks called "BAK KUT TEH" which consist of nothing but heavy three layer fat delicious pork plus funny tasty tea :)

Happy New Year earthlings.

- d a r t h i k e a -

("\/_\/")

2007-12-05T02:12:00.000-08:00

I have finally finished submitting my Draft of my Library Project but of course as usual still 2 more reports are pending for completion.

But I don't care.

FCUK YOU NO FREE.

Now is the time to get back enough 4 hours of sleep and play DOTA until my fingers cramp before another half a month exam rally.

Really don't understand why the holiday I 'm offered are as minute as a baby dick whereas others university offering their student a long holiday until they are able to produced their home porn video to pass their time.

My handphone's button are going banana each day thankz to over miss calling that chilly who always require me to miss call her at least twice a day to scope her ass out from her room.

Christmas or C-day is almost near. One of my most feared celebration besides Valentine's day or V-day.

These two days completely masked the horrifying events at D-day.

The preys (guys) need to dig in deep, scavenge their innocent wallet for cash just to satisfy the extreme hunger of their predator (girlfriend).

While I don't have any girlfriend yet, I am too not excluded from the extreme torment of these two days. Having to extract, isolate and purify even my last cents to go for a meal.

In addition to that, new rules have been forcefully legalized. The content of the new legislation is that every week, I am required by hook or by crook to accumulate N amount of money to eat one heavy meal.

My feelings : ("\/T_T\/")

- d a r t h i k e a -

HIS STORY

2007-11-28T08:47:00.000-08:00

Hey ladies and gents, I got a friend I would like to intro to you. Her name is Madamme Wallet (pronounced as Mad Damn Wall Leh). If you have known me for more than 3 years, I am sexy while Wallet was big, fat and juicy. According to doctor, she is unable to digest a nutrient called Vitamin M ( MONEY ). This is a picture we took together 3 years ago.

After 3 years, I have a rendezvous with Madamme Wallet. According to her, she was being tortured and forced to eat in a restaurant with red background and white words. After serial of rapes, she can't take it anymore and came to me. That is how we rendezvous. This is us after 3 years.

P/S : She does look sexier now ain't she?

- d a r t h i k e a -

Very hot

2007-11-21T10:25:00.000-08:00

I am studying Biotechnology.
My hand is always itchy so one day while feeling the extreme itchiness, I decided to create something "hot" and "spicy" to eliminate my itchiness once and for all.

But the experiment went twisted thus creating something so extra-ordinary that I wish to share with my fellow friend here.

Introducing one of the most "Tom Yam" things at least 100x more hotter than volcano lava, Miss Meow Head, Aluminium Tin, Chilly, Chicken Leg, Snake.

This species is one of the thing that took freedom of speech away from me.

Prohibiting me from saying certain words such as :

i) GG
ii) Pet pet
iii) Jiao jiao
iv) Shit
v) Manure
vi) Feces
vii) Droppings
viii) I am handsome

Now only my freedom of speech was taken away, my freedom of raising my eye brow consecutively at a rate of 5 times per second was accused of being pervert.

Even simple whisper are also forbidden.

Besides that, every morning must give it a miss call to indicate I will be arriving to its house and another miss call to ask it to step out of the house. Because of this, my HP's battery life span was around 25% being conquered by it.

Before any judgment is being passed, this article is written base on fiction. Nothing is real. Anything related to the real person in this article was merely coincidence.

Must write the above statement if not you will never see me posting again.

BUSY

2007-11-14T05:42:00.000-08:00

Sorry earthlings, I am currently busy with my mid term exam so my upcoming blog post will be more about myself and the things you should know about me. Period.

See you in the next upcoming post.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Thank God?

2007-11-09T01:11:00.000-08:00

I am sick and fed up of people who constantly over used the word THANK GOD for this and that even though the helps and contributions he/she received came from a human or a mechanical device.

Why do we need to thank GOD instead of showing your appreciation to those who really help you. For example, I helped someone once to get her back on track by contributing tons of efforts and all I get back was not thank you but thank GOD unless she is referring me as GOD which I don't mind but I guess she is those typical close minded people who occasionally over used the word THANK GOD.

THANK GOD YOU ARE BORN.
THANK GOD YOU KNOW 1 + 1 = 2
THANK GOD YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.
THANK GOD YOU CAN ONLINE
THANK GOD YOU ARE SITTING ON THIS CHAIR OF YOURS.

But you guys/girls never thank those who really made your life possible now.
Think carefully and know how bad you really are in front of the society, but I do think it does not matter a shit to you because its all GOD's work.

And I wonder is it because of GOD who teach you, born you, educate you and give you a place to shit.

Really, please be more mature and don't make yourself the laughing stock for me.

Thank those that really helps, but if you really wanted to utter the word thank GOD, please do so after you have appropriately thanked the one who deserves it.

- d a r t h i k e a -

I Got New Model From Motorola =) Free

2007-11-05T20:06:00.000-08:00

Introducing, Motorola newest model called "MONSTEROLLA SLIMZR"

Motorola's most advance hand phone not available in market but I own it.

Get mesmerized by its thinness, more thin than any supermodel and other competitor. Officially acclaimed by the World Guineapig Of Record.

Stylish inside with buttonless interface and most advance technology feature is below :

Large screen with "touch N go as well as ATM card slot"

Style on me, style on you

MONSTEROLA SLIMZR

get it now from me for RM1000 =)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Sleeping?

2007-10-27T21:49:00.000-07:00

Many people would say they love sleeping including me but that is history.

Now, I don't feel like sleeping and don't really enjoy sleeping very much because I think the day is too short. 24 hours where normally i sleep for 5-6 hours have already consumed a quarter of the day and then need to attend classes which lasted for an average of 8 hours per working days have wasted an accumulated of 14 hours which left me 10 more hours to spend.

So, if I spend my time sleeping more than 5-6 hours, I would have less than 8 hours to spend daily which is not sufficient therefore now I know why I usually sleeps in class haha

At least sleeping in class or library will recharged a few bars of energy for me and I can spend some of the used time to play or do the things I love to do which is also play :P

I used to love sleeping as daily I am sure to take at least an hour of afternoon nap but now I realized that for some ****ing reason the day is shorter than it used to be 10 years ago therefore my own biological instinct tells me not to sleep so much.

I don't know if its true to others but sleeping is not my hobby anymore. And yeah, my moronic university's holiday system is going from worst to non-cure-able. The holidays are so short that a 2 year old baby's d**k is even longer than it. Can't even enjoy a nice break as they are so opportunistic that they used public holidays for my study break.
They should be burned alive. Period.

- d a r t h i k e a -

I Hate Chatting On The Phone

2007-10-18T19:32:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps, I have return back from my hometown 3 days ago and got back a substitute switch thankz to my housemate so finally get to post again.

Today's latest rant is about chatting on the phone. I feel that it is one of the most suffering, agonizing, enfeebling and tormenting activity I have ever engaged besides having to tell how pretty a dino is.

I don't mind if there is something to chat about or the opposite chatter can reply and his/her reply are reply-able but what makes my nerve surfaced on my buttock skin is that when they called, they have nothing TO SAY !!!!!

And what makes my nerve grew an inch thicker is that their reply was just merely a yes or a no. I love phone. I love to have the best phone available in the market and tell me who doesn't. But I have a very eerie feeling or sometimes felt as though my guts are eating my intestines when someone called me just to chat.

I am personally not a good chatter on the phone, as well as on the internet but manage to do better in the internet instead because when I have nothing to say at least I can say bye, keep silence or worst, fell asleep. But in the phone, I just can't slam the phone unless the conversation is going no where then I might require to make myself busy. Well in the internet at least I have some friend which I am keen to know about their activity such as Mayat and others that I will reply instantaneously or I initiate a message instead.

So what you guys think? Especially girls. I have heard girls changing their phone shell every a few chatting session or have fire engine to their house to put off the fire caused by the excessive chat which melted her phone.

Why do we need to chat everyday on the phone? This question will be directed to those couples especially. I found that by chatting daily on the phone, those feeling of "MISSING SOMEONE" will seldom happen thus causing the relationship to be dull and not spicy anymore.

To me, I need a phone to contact and communicate but not to chat. Seriously unless you really have a good topic to talk about. This explain why I seldom likes to call people unless I have an intention, hehehe.

Nothing gives me a more frightening moment then to receive a call from nuisance. I hope I am not hated for this post :P
Well I don't care anyway. I welcome myself back :) muahahahaha

- d a r t h i k e a -

Hate Coffee???? Think again girls

2007-10-09T21:53:00.000-07:00

See, not only you should see old man drinking coffee, now old ladies must drink a lot of coffee too to prevent problems for themselves and family cause if woman suffer from memory lost, it will be harder to bare compared to a man with memory lost problem.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Frogs :) Yummy

2007-10-09T21:39:00.000-07:00

Look at these little buggers :) such a marvelous creature and yet so many people are disgusted by it :) enjoy the show.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Wanna get paid while blogging?

2007-10-09T16:41:00.000-07:00

Ever get paid for blogging? You could be spending countless amount of time in front of your computer blogging without making a single cents. This is not wise considering how others can actually get paid to blog by just reviewing some services or products but you earn nothing.

Well, actually there are many ways that you can earn online for example through advertisement, through paid survey and through paid per click advertisement but those paid sites are either lowly paid or have limited of your involvement in it. So recently I have been thinking about participating in something that you can blog about and earn as well in the process.

I have joined Smorty, a blog advertising service that lets you and advertisers both have the opportunity to gain money. Advertisers will be able to advertise on your blogs while you can blog for money, as simple as that and the best is they pay through paypal which you can make use of your money in ebay like I do. Try it now and lets get paid together while blogging my friends.

Facebook chapter 2 .WTFrog

2007-10-06T22:05:00.000-07:00

Yeah as I have been invited to facebook not long ago and now started to enter facebook more than friendster, I began to feel that people there are some demented earthlings that need to be put in the asylum for at least 60% of their lifespan.

Too messy, too many weird activity like biting me virtually and turning me into a vampire or whatever so I wonder if there is any virtual rape?

And until now I still can't get used to all the new features such as you can install new "programme" into your homepage of facebook and play along with those lost soul strolling around facebook biting @$$e$$.

Still, I need more time to review on it and get use to it however you guys who have not join it should try it and I think someday it will be as famous as friendster over asia pacific.

Yeah, and if any current facebook user here who have joined and came across the virtual rape event please do rape me or let me know. Thank you.

Add me here http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722531733

- d a r t h i k e a -

Facebook????? WTFish

2007-10-05T20:29:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, and of course girls, recently I have joined a social network called facebook introduced by Jovial. First on the interface it looks so clean, just like the head of an army officer.

After expanding for a few weeks, OMFG my homepage is as messy as my armpit !!!

Now i have a few friends which added me and I am so glad I am not alone but one of them named Sue Ann with her real identity disclose because she scared people might pimp her to Thailand red light district.
My cousin from Singapore also added me.

Why I am saying this is because I wish you guys to join that site too. Its like Myspace and Friendster with more games besides posting low quality bulletin and jokes for example those retards in Friendster.

The second reason is for you guys to add me because I still can't figure it out how to search the proper person to add. I once try searching for the keyword "sex" :P

The third reason is I am looking forward to pimp myself :) anyone ??? :P

Ok, I got to go now and earn some cash as my thin like wallet is dieting.

Take care and remember to add me if you stumble across me.

- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : Wanna make some money in facebook? I got an idea :D

Same old boring Tag

2007-10-02T20:38:00.000-07:00

This time I am doing my own TAG, if not it will be all the same cause I haven't change any of my 5 things here and there stuffs for past months.

5 Things In My Pocket
- Rubbish
- Motorolla Razr thin like walllet
- Sony Ericsson old T63 model or issit T61?
- Dead insects
- Tissue, usually my friend use it more than me especially that fat @$$ sleeping upstairs and the chilly pepper staying across the street.

5 Things In My Bathroom
- Dead roaches
- Spider webs with large spiders
- Brown Algae
- Water
- Black mold

5 Words That I Seldom Use
- I am rich
- I hate money
- I am not handsome
- I am a noob
- I am not sexy

5 Recent MMS Received
- Maxis all the way

5 Recent Things I Wanted to Do
- Practice my squid dance
- Practice my Hokkien songs
- Irritate the fat @$$ on top
- ***
- Wet dream

5 Things In My Stomach
- Loads of shits
- KFC
- Chicken and rice
- Insects??
- Black coffee

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- d a r t h i k e a -

Sunny Petani becomes cold ?

2007-10-01T03:14:00.000-07:00

Damn, these few days was raining rats and hamster in my place which is famous for its drought and the camel and cactus around the city, but when it rains for some reasons I don't find any happiness unlike the big fat @$$ who is living on top of my room. She sings and dance like a extinct tribe everytime it rains but I'm afraid that my precious modem which cost me RM150/4 = RM something something which is also equals to a week of my salary.

Rain is good when I need it like before I sleep and so, I hate thunderstorm, they are the craziest and most unattractive natural occurrence ever !!!!

Ok, I got to off the modem now before it strike my precious for the second time.

In the meantime, please visit SilverMixer which is a forum that will give you us$2 for a minimum cashout which is almost equals to 2050/25 = 82 posts you make.

I will gain us$2 soon muahahahaha

- d a r t h i k e a -

Advantage Auto Quotes

2007-09-28T13:55:00.000-07:00

Recently, I have bought a second hand car where I am in dilemma on which insurance company to take because there are so many out there. Each company offers different rate which makes me had trouble figuring which is the best. Besides that, I have never deal with all these tasks before. It left me clueless, not until I have found Advantage Auto Quotes.

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Advantage Auto Quotes guides me through the process of selecting the vehicle insurance most suitable for me by offering insurance quotes online service. Besides that, through automobile insurance policies, I know the best way to get the best rate on my car insurance. There is also the business insurance for me when I am operating a business that requires the use of a vehicle. All this will significantly saves my time, energy and effort of gathering information to choose which services are the best because Advantage Auto Quotes will settle everything for me. I am now worry free.

No matter what you are looking at to insure your new car or to change insurance policies, I recommend Advantage Auto quotes because it will help you to make you the hottest property for insurer.

Yeah, Make more money again :P but this time make referrals

2007-09-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

Well these few days I have been spending money like drinking water so I resort to a lot of websites for money and this is one of the best website to get referrals for website such as MyLot, Clixsense and Agloco and also a lot more.

Well, here is how this site works, 1st you join and sign up.

Then you verify your email and start clicking "earn" on the top tab. There are two ways you can earn "credits" to advertise for your referrals future.

1st by clicking on sites for a little credit or by joining a program or sign up a program to get huge amount of credits.

2nd you can start referring your friends for extra credit to earn to advertise your referrals program.

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- d a r t h i k e a -

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Bloggers against abuse : Bf abused by Gf

2007-09-27T19:49:00.000-07:00

Ok, the term abuse in my perspective and scope this time simply means the mis-usage of certain facilities or equipment or even people to gain personal advantage.

Nowadays, you can see many happy couples strolling down the street especially in shopping complexes but do you know behind those happy couple faces there is a degree of agony usually shown by the guy.

This case is very true in Malaysia where in my experience of observing most guys are being "used" by their GF.
Their GF simply date a guy because the guy has the capability to offer credits such as buying the girl a luxurious meal or hitching the girl a ride in an expensive car. If the guy went broke one day and the routine indulgence given was taken back by their guy, then the guy will be left stranded.

Although most must agree that guys sometimes do abuse their girl physically but girls too abuse guys mentally. Everytime a poor guy has to date with a girl, the 1st thing that come into their mind is "money".

And yet after a great day we planned for them, what we get back in return was a cold shoulder.

Yeah why my post isn't talking about the other way round which is BF abusing their GF?
Because we have all heard and learn from it.

Now the trend is girls are getting a lot smarter. They will only treat you good not only if you treat them good but you should know how to cater their needs, economically. If you fail to meet their expectation, they will begin seeking for others attention. Or normally, give you a cold shoulder.

Now, what a girl want from a guy is not simply love, care, protection, etc etc. Now they want their guy to be their everything. Yeah, in paper it seems that is the way it should be. But usually girl does not want to be everything for their guy.

So girl, please do not always ask the guy to take the initiative to do everything. Sometimes do bring your guy out for a surprise lunch or dinner or give them things besides soft toys. Know what your guy needs as automatically he will know what you need *winkz*.

Ok lah, next time I post the other way round :P
Login here to participate in bloggers against abuse.

- d a r t h i k e a -

What should a kid be learning in the 22nd century

2007-09-27T09:45:00.000-07:00

Well, the future is coming soon and yes the future kids will grow smarter faster and their desire and hunger to learn more about humans will also be greater.

So my friend Jeevan suggested to present a video as a basic for every known parents on the planet earth and expose their child as young as 3 to the following video.

Enjoy and no offense :) and also if you're under the age of 18 years old please do not play this video. I repeat, do not play this video. Play it at your own risk.

FUNNY - Click here for this week’s top video clips

- d a r t h i k e a -

TMnut Did It Again

2007-09-27T08:18:00.000-07:00

Malaysia broadband service which is monopolized by TMnut Screamyx did it once again. Again and again after a week ago I was struck by a series of unfortunate event like a sudden and long disconnection, now I'm facing a significant slowdown.

Why do we Malaysian have to suffer from this thing?

This is because most Malaysian are afraid to voice out their opinion. They don't know their rights and they are too lazy to make an effort to give a constructive criticsm towards anything. They are always too contented with what they have and doesn't love change and improvement.

That is why until now, Malaysia seldom advance if they even do advance it will be snail pace.

Why you people doesn't like to voice out? Of course we can't do this alone. I do hope those rich person who read this can offer to help sue the underpar services provided by TMnut Screamyx.
Well, at least if they provide such services quality, they shouldn't charge that expensive. And stop those annoying advertisement on TV and start using those money to upgrade their system.

Damn angry now with TMnut Screamyx.

- d a r t h i k e a -

For Money Lovers

2007-09-26T17:43:00.000-07:00

Recently I've just found a website that allows you to post your discussion just like a forum.

The good thing about this site is that you're paid as you discuss along and the more you discuss the more you're paid.

Sounds fun yeah? So now I'm still trying it.

So, click here to join the discussion and earn more money lah. Then tell you're friend who is crazy about the money to join and together make more and more money.

Use the money and conquer the world

Ok now running out of time, everyday class at 8.30 except today. And the new university parking system are as stink as a 10000 years old rotten banana.

Ok, remember sign up here to get money k.

- d a r t h i k e a -

MAHAI

2007-09-21T07:45:00.000-07:00

"Thank you for your blog submission! Unfortunately, your blog violates our terms of service under the following: Excessive profanity Unfortunately, we cannot accept these types of blogs into our Marketplace. However, feel free to utilize PPP Direct and affiliate tools in your account. Thank you!"

OMG, which part of my blog contains EXCESSIVE PROFANITY ?????????????

THIS IS MADNESS !!!

THIS IS MALAYSIA ~!@#$%^&*(

- d a r t h i k e a -

Motorshitkles

2007-09-21T00:33:00.000-07:00

Do you know what I think when it comes to motorcycles?

Well, they are the worst thing ever created besides solar powered torchlight.

Useless motorcyclist are one of the most annoying people which is very true in Malaysia.
They are the main culprit to almost all accidents, yes I blame motorcyclist even I fell down from the stairs or dropped my handphone in my room.

Their annoying attitude and disgusting sights on the road are a real menace !!!
They wasted a quarter of my lifespan on road and half of my "Dicktionary of cursing" is engineered just for them.

And by showing their buttock while riding the bike isn't a good sight, try imagining looking at someone's buttock on the middle of the road riding as though they pay their road taxes as much as an airplane ticket !

The people I curse most on road besides old folks driving 20km/h on expressway are motorcyclists. I hate everything about them.

Their helmets, their two wheels, their handles, their seats and their name !!!!

Nothing can describe how much I hated every single thing to do with motorcycles in the world.

CURSE YOU AND DOOM TO YOU ALL MOTORCYCLISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- d a r t h i k e a -

Thieves thieves

2007-09-18T19:02:00.001-07:00

See, how sneaky and cunning are those people trying to sell some useless and fugly paintings and instead stealing it by distracting their customer. This video was sent to me by my friend.

Yeah, those cunning S.O.B thieves are Malaysian. Malaysia Boleh.

Hope next time you guys won't fall for these beasts. Just use a broomstick or your keyboard and whack off any salesperson who enters your premise. And especially those people with mustache.
Remember, the art of stealing is all in the gene !!!

My honeybun laptop was once stolen in my hostel and I have this grudge over thieves. The next thief I catch with my bare hand I swear one of his organ will be damaged.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Another crazy Tag

2007-09-17T03:07:00.000-07:00

OK whatever happens in the mind of bloggers nowadays I really have no idea what is those tagging all about???
but it's ok since today was my 1st day back in the area full of thieves.
Ok I got tagged by this girl named Joanna, mysterious alien from Sabah. Check her out.

Anyway, I don't tag people, I'm a man.

5 Things is my bag:

1. A yellow old plastic file used to keep my papers
2. A thinner white old plastic file used to keep more important papers
3. Bottle with non-drinkable water
4. A bag full of 50 cent coins
5. A screwdriver, to screw anyone just in case

5 Things in my head:

1. Sex
2. Sexes
3. Sexy
4. Sexing
5. Sexed

5 words I frequently use:

1. FYNF = F*** You No Free
2. CB = Cibai a.k.a Pussay
3. Mahai a.k.a Mother's Pussay
4. CCB = Chau Cibai a.k.a Smelly Pussay
5. No money la

5 Recent smses received:

1. Maxis
2. Maxisgift
3. Wrong number
4. UFO
5. Not applicable

5 recent things I just did:

1. Curse TMnet for a lame disconnection
2. Scratch leg
3. Scratch armpit
4. Scratch my bottomless pit
5. Scratch my censored area

5 things in my wardrobe:

1. Rubbish
2. Dead insects
3. Clothes
4. Rat's shit
5. Bacteria

5 things I just ate:

1. Muffin
2. Tarts
3. Chicken Rice
4. Twisties
5. Ants??

- d a r t h i k e a -

Gay Day

2007-08-31T22:40:00.000-07:00

I am typing this entry in my cousin house haha finally get to online after some days and now you guys keep stepping me which issn't a good choice later when I back to Kedah will show you some power hahahahahah

This post will be short just a small update of what is going on the few days of me in Ipoh.
Boring as usual, get 4 types of sickness :

1. Fever
2. Flu
3. Sore throat
4. Wisdom toothache

Not suprisingly on the day of Merdeka, I saw thousands of idiots assemblying themselves in the field to hear unlimited "kompang" which is so irratating and to cut story short its a waste of my time to even go there for nothing.

I thought of getting a glimpse of some sexy females but it turn out all of the size of subwoofer and oil tanker !!!!

But today I sold rm18 worth of old PC magazines in Ipoh Parade haha and also quite a few sexy and pretty young chicks smile at me MUAHAHAHA must snatch them away but don't know where are they cause they are strangers so I guess I'm stuck with DINOs everywhere again.

Ok, the update is short cause I'm not using my PC but I spend rm50+ to buy birthday present for my friend today. Now even cactus and camels can live in my wallet.

These few days I have been sleeping very early, can't seems to sleep that well cause its too early and do you guys know the days are getting longer because the moon is getting more further away from earth thus causing the earth to spin much slower which resulted on the day rotation being imba and cause the day to become longer than night?

And lastly, take care earthlings.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Save Our Malaysian Dino

2007-08-24T05:11:00.000-07:00

Recently, more and more Dino look-a-like girls are appearing in my life. Why nowadays less and less sexy raptors but more and more dino.

Where are all the sexy raptors hide?

Come out sexy, your breeder is waiting *winkz*

Everyday I see

really gives me maximum nightmare.

In real life and also in the internet also I can't stop being exposed to such.

HELP !!!!!

Sorry this is just a rant post after a 4 days series of exam and the exam will continue on Monday.
Then I will go back to my hometown which means no internet for the next 2+ weeks.
But I get to peep sexy raptors instead of DINO !!!!!!!
No internet = Raptors
Internet = DINO

Anyone can help me choose?

- d a r t h i k e a -

FlowerHorn, revive their glory please.

2007-08-22T00:01:00.000-07:00

This post, reminds me of the craze and madness for such animals back when I was in secondary.
Everywhere you see, there will be such animals, you name it.
Ranging from bra, panties, condom, restaurant menu and even toys are made with their symbolic which are said to bring prosper to those who keep them.

They are some funny fish with a big fucking dick head on their head. I always drew my Punjabi friend especially Harvinder Singh and impose his turbanized head onto the fish body in almost all of my lecture notes but I have no idea where the fcuk it is now so I can only present you with my own version.

Behold the power of Fa Lo Hon (Flower Horn)

P/S : Won't be updating often cause of exam. Don't again talk cock about my photoshopping skill, mahai, punch 9 you if you talk more cock.
And save the blardy animals

- d a r t h i k e a -

Happy Middle Finger Day Everyone.

2007-08-21T00:01:00.000-07:00

Malou, today you know is what day?

Yes, is my exam day, 4 exams in a row. Fucking boring !!!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TODAY IS

TODAY IS THE F****** INTERNATIONAL MIDDLE FINGER DAY

Where we display our middle finger to show the appreciation to Sir Pooh Nya Bu (1890 - 1890).

Ok here is the story of how such nice and famous gestures are popularize.

On midnight 20th August, 1890, Sir Pooh Nya Bu or a.k.a PNB was born in Far King Hospital in Cocklifornia, United Stick of America.
When he came out from his mummy's womb, the miracle PNB 1st gestures to everyone is his middle finger. It looks way better than the obscene peace sign and much simpler to do. He died the next day. Because of his brilliant gestures, he was awarded the knighthood. Because of his gestures, the world is being separated into two sides. The one that never use it, and the one that always depend on it.

Appreciate what the middle finger has brought in this world for you. Without it, certain expressions will never be expressed properly. Without it, some people will never understand you, and without it, girls will never moan themselves again.

Enjoy it, and if you agree, do post a picture of you and your beloved middle finger in your blog as a token of appreciation.

Thank you.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Today is Save Our Animals Day

2007-08-20T00:01:00.000-07:00

Mahai, finally rainy season in Sungai Petani, Kedah.

After so damn fucking long without rain, Mahai i wait until my neck also long like ziraffe

And finally I don't have to suffer in my room waiting for the rain like

SORRY I HAVE NO PHOTOSHOP AND I SUCK COCK USING PHOTOSHOP.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Religion in 90 seconds

2007-08-19T12:59:00.000-07:00

See, how fast religion spread and how are they being spread in the past 5k years.

Through conquest!!!

See if you are born in the wrong country at the wrong time, you wouldn't even embrace the so called beloved religion of yours but instead forced to believe in other religion.

These man made religion that you guys have been crazy-ly followed up since small, are nothing but some propaganda accepted by the politician to cause fear to the society.

Where are the words of religion that is always being mentioned last time that earth was created 6k years ago. Did you guys still believe that when thunderstorm occurs, is because of the God's wrath? Do you still think the world is flat and the Sun is the center of the universe?

All of these proven myths are seldom mentioned because they fear we might doubt the religion, so they won't be mentioning such case anymore.

As human progress, more and more religious myth will be busted and one day when human can answer all un-answered mysteries, religion will no longer be look upon.

Imagine this, last time people have little knowledge about earth and no ways they can conduct carbon-dating. Which is why they come out with crazy theories that the earth was created not even 1 million years ago.

If you guys still believe in all these crazy religion, you life and critical thinking will be suppressed and you will be trapping yourself in this so call free world.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Brenda's masterpiece

2007-08-17T00:16:00.000-07:00

This girl Brenda, produced a masterpiece to give those "act cute girl" a taste of their own medicine

take a look

darthikea in action (part I) - directed by Brenda

p/s : eh, I AM JUST ACTING, I AM NOT LIKE THAT. I LOVE GIRLS AND I AM STRAIGHT

- d a r t h i k e a -

SAVE OUR SUMATRAN RHINO, CIBAI

2007-08-17T00:01:00.000-07:00

Damn, I didn't know we only have less than a thousand of these horny beast out there

Look at their horny face :

Such a horny creature but only left less than 500 I think, I wonder how hard for them to find mate since now in malaysia there got more than a million of young girls and yet I can't find any, maybe I can find but they can't find me.

Rhino : Save our souls

Hunter : Fuck you.

*piang*

OMG, those Chinese should stop picking out on the poor horny rhino and snatching its horn from him to make useless medicine

Imagine,

Horny Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : Oh yeah, and f*** me please

and

Hornless Rhino : Hey baby, wanna chat?

Rhino girl : WTF are you?

See, we can't ruin their sex life you know. So instead of plucking out only their horn, you can turn their meat into burgers too since you have already killed one rhino.

But please, don't kill the rhino and spread this word. If not one day your son will never know anything much hornier than that.

And also some facts about rhino. They are actually a gentle beast but like me, we horny species need to look fierce and be tough, so since you know how endangered is rhino, so are we horny people. We are endangered too since those woman activist are hunting us down too.

SAVE THE RHINO AND OTHER HORNY THINGS. WE NEED YOUR LOVE AND CARE TOO.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Fcuk Buddies?

2007-08-16T15:07:00.000-07:00

I wanna find some fuck buddies. Yeah is buddies but also can be buddy :)

Anyone interested can fill in the form below :P

Name :

D.O.B :

Address :

Email :

IM :

Sign up is easy and hassle free. Long term loyal membership will be announced soon.

haha my ham sap poh friend influenced me by showing me some weird blogs, haha anyone??? :P

Don't blame me la, suddenly she make my hormone wanna shoot the sky :P

- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : 1st 5 registered user will be entitled with my almost-expired 3 in 1 instant coffee/MILO

p/s 2 : FEMALE only please :P Male proceed to messaging CON MAN or Lim Kit Siang.

WTF IS TAG. NIA MAH !!!!

2007-08-15T09:06:00.000-07:00

Damn, I don't even effking know WTF is tag all about until people tell me so but hey, I just do it then

Here are the rules:

1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 random facts about myself...

1. I am horny, evil minded and think about everything that isn't good but beneficial

2. I hate people embracing religion as thou they have no other better things to do

3. I won't get bored easily as I am always blessed with entertainment and imagination, not to mention if you are effking sexy, you wont be bored with me too :)

4. I am never true, sarcastic all the time and full of cunning ideas

5. I love traveling but always voided from doing so because lack of money and always wrong timing

6. I LOVE to talk cock as much as I love my cock

7. I am materialistic and I seek for outer beauty more

8. I eat pork like caveman

My 8 picks to tag next...

Anyone wanna be tagged just message me la, no idea wtf to tag

- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : mind the fonts, it was a copy and paste entry before this

Never raise your voice (~_~)/")

2007-08-14T22:51:00.000-07:00

I have no idea if you guys have ever heard about this story but I find it quite useful for people who love to raise their voice when speaking

So, I am going to put the story in my way

One day, a man of a very old age around 78 was sitting on his rocking chair with his 35 years old highly educated son.

Then, out of a sudden a crow landed on the window, so the father asked his son, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, dad".

A few minutes later, the father asked his Son the second time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "Dad, I have just told you not long ago, it's a crow".

Again a few minutes later, the father asked his son the third time, "What is this, son?"
The son replied "It's a crow, a crow, a crow!!".

Not long later, his father asked his son the forth time, "What is this, son?".
This time, the son shouted at his father with a tone of irritation and annoyance, "How many times I have to tell you that it is a damn blardy CROW. Are you deaf or not able to understand? Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again although I have answered you?"

The father, walk slowly back to his room with his walking stick, took out an old thick diary containing a picture of his son when he was small. The diary was written 35 years ago the day the son was born. He turn to a page, and asked his son to read the page.

The following is the the text from the page of the diary :

"Today my little son that I love was sitting on my rocking chair with me. Suddenly a crow sits on the window. My son asked me 23 times what it was. I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I wonder why I did not at all feel irritated but rather felt affection for my innocent boy. I love my son."

- d a r t h i k e a -

Exams exams exams <---- Sucky old fashioned concept

2007-08-13T17:59:00.000-07:00

Exam, exam, exam. As usual the bane for us students and the boon for them lecturers because we are studying like a dead fish and they are relaxing while only preparing a handful questions for us and later can spend their time rocking the bed with their spouse.

But why do we need a proper exam time? Isn't this considered as giving sufficient time for student study and be prepared? Which isn't the best way to evaluate a student's skill.

So now i suggest making flash test every now and then and accumulate those points while exam are being set up only as an overall oral answer given by student instead.

Why?

Because by giving flash test, which means a sudden test without further notice, people won't tend to skip classes. And people who constantly revise have the advantages which thus encourage more students to study daily too. And lastly, this will eliminate total advantage for photographic or near-photographic memory student to score well in exam which is BIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

And one last rant about my university so called practical exam which is more on using pen then using hands.

Why call them practical exam where all we need to do is just submit the lab report. Instead of being evaluated practically, they judge us base on that crappy lab report.

So, these will make those who did shits in practical but beautify their reports with 999 karat of gold plated frame and integrated dancing daisies to entertain the lecturer to score.

THIS IS MADNESS !!!!!!
oh ya, this is AIMSt -_-

With this type of education, no wander less and less inventions are being made.

DAMN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

Just let me be the education minister and I will fire up MALAYSIA into center of ~~porn~~ education internationally.

- d a r t h i k e a -

We are being fooled since we were born

2007-08-11T14:06:00.000-07:00

Do you guys know one thing that I think is quite plausible. As you know many events are actually or possible as a set up.
And what the hell I am talking about.

Ok, here it is for example the May 13 incident, which is riot and mass massacre of the Chinese communities because of some stuffs related to race. Well the point is not about such thing. AFAIK, I think this is a setup by the authorities at that time to create an event, to artificially construct an event like such massacre, to give a stern warning to the people as a society not to repeat or bring up certain issue or else similar events would re-occur.

This is true not only in Malaysia but throughout the world. Leaders usually wants the people to follow and listen. Leaders usually does not want the people to be too educated. And when certain things get out of hand just like you can't wrap fire with paper, then the leaders will resort to use violence to completely shut down certain things or just close the case once and for all.

By giving an event that no one can forget, we, as the citizens will try to believe and propagate the government's message to our children, family members and friends to alert and warn them. WELL IF YOU DO THAT, THE LEADER HAS SUCCESSFULLY MANIPULATE YOUR MIND.

Come and think of this for a moment, why do we need to revamp or make the rules base on religion? Take a look at the current rules, where most of it are really base on religion. What religion prohibit, there you have it in rules. Is the same concept.

Here I tell you a story, centuries ago, emperor Constantine have a hard time with his citizen. Therefore, he bring in religion to the council and so the religion doctrine is established with the people. And finally emperor Constantine was able to control his citizen easily and manipulate them.

So, come to think of it, a few centuries later, the Vatican city and all around Europe at that time was under the Roman Catholics. It was the religion that plays and shape the rules and its society at that time.

And now take a look at the society. Every word we say, types of food we eat or sometimes even activity we do will be judged right or wrong not by our consensus, common sense or even judge as a freewill human being. Everything we do is judged by others, based on religious value.

So, come to think of it, why we say Communism is bad? Do you know communism and democracy are quite similar except communism doesn't want religion to play a part in politics. But with all the wrong info and our thinking are constantly being manipulated by people who want us to think what they think, we are controlled.

Religion is nothing but an institution created, formed or established to control, manipulate and shape the society.
Whether we can be shaped or not, there are still freewill and freedom inside us. That is why religion alone can't fully control us. So they created events and incidence to make us afraid, to send a stern message and hope to kill all birds with a grain of sand.

BUT I AM NOT A FOOL. FROM YOUNG AGE, I NEVER EVER BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE WRONG, BUT I THINK THEY ARE SOME KIND OF INSTITUTION CREATED BY MAN FOR MAN. RELIGION NEVER MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A RULE CONDUCT. IT IS FULL OF "COMMANDS" AND "ADVICES" TELLING US WHAT WE CAN DO, AND WHAT WE CAN'T DO BUT NEVER TELL US WHY WE CAN OR CAN'T DO LOGICALLY.

RELIGION IS AN OBSTACLE TO ANYTHING. WE HAVE RULES. WE HAVE ETHICAL CONDUCT. WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE STUFFS TO GUIDE US. OUR MIND CAN DO ALL OF THAT.

So, it really depends on you guys here to think about it. Whether I'm bullshitting or not. Hope you guys can extract the good value of religion and yet don't fail to question whatever that you think is not logical. Don't accept facts blindly just because you are told that it is from the word of God.

Believe me, years later religion will become just like story books like u bought from bookstore. And when one day human realized how obstructed they are by religion, we will have a new doctrine in life to control us.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Adnan Yaakob - Pahang MB present for the Rakyat

2007-08-10T05:36:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Malaysia, the place where we use our hand to smack on the knuckle to say "hi" and still end up smiling :)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Conversation between God and monk

2007-08-09T12:32:00.000-07:00

Monk : Who are you?

God : I am GOD, you're almighty creator blah blah and blah the omnipotent and omnipresence, blah blah and blah

Monk : Oh so you are the God, now where should i go, heaven or hell?

God : To hell of cause, you are a non-believer, so go to hell.

Monk : But I never killed anything, have been good all the while, and I don't even utter a foul language, no wrath, no madness, no ego and no steal and not even peeping my neighbor's daughter.

God : Go to hell please, k thx bai. Next.

Monk : WaTheFuck, ForFuckSake listen to me before ...

GOD intervene

God : AHAHHHHHHHHH, caught you, you say the word FUCK twice haha so to hell you go

Monk : ZzZzZzzz -_- But you too said it once.

God : Did I? No, you're wrong.

Monk : I have recorded the entire conversation. 1st you mention FUCK. Then you con me into going to hell. Next you fail to admit your mistake. Besides that, you have a God damn big ego which makes you condemning even the good people to hell. If you are the almighty omnipotent and omnipresence, why do you need people to believe you?

God : But , but, but, but ....

Monk : Wait, let me finish, you as a God are full of wrath. You are sitting here doing nothing while seeing part of the world fight because of you. You even send down disaster to kills even the guilty ones where you yourself have said that thou shalt not kill. And if you are the creator of the universe, why are you so willing to see innocent people die? Are you incapable of stopping them from dieing?

God : Well, well ,well

Monk : You should have loved your creation more and not by only seeing people abusing religion to gain profit from it. Come and tell everyone who are you, and stop letting millions of soul being lost and separated from those that really need them. You as a God, shows no good example to your creation. Are you really worth the sacrifice of so many souls? So does that mean you have to go to hell too with me?

God : Hell yeah.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Love needs no reason? THINK AGAIN!

2007-08-08T05:32:00.000-07:00

Today, I read a funny and bullshit article about "love doesn't need a reason". Well to be honest how many out there think everything happen without a reason? How many of you really think in particularly love happens without a reason?

Do you know everything happen for a reason including love? If not why some couples even bother asking "WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME FOR FCUK SAKE???!!!"

There are countable reasons to love someone, which makes each person unique. Reasons like physical appearances, body structure, boobs size, arm pits' hair density, behavior, loneliness and even the way he/she torture you could be plausible reason for love to begin with.

Don't tell me bullshit things like, i love him/her without any reason. This means that the person you loved have no value, or not even worth to be loved at all cause the love you had for him aren't or have not happened because it will not trigger without a cause which in this case the cause is the reason.

Even the sentence, 'I LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOU' contains a reason of loving someone because he/she is he/she.
Its so simple. Ok here i present the article I have read.

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every
movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became
comma. The Guy then placed a letter by
her side, and here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet
voice that I love you..Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and
concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show
them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every
movements that I love you.. Now can you smile? Now can
you move? No, therefore I cannot
love you...

If love needs a reason,
like now, there is no reason for me to
love you anymore.

Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love
you...

And love doesn't need a
reason

" Sometimes the best and
the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be
touched, but can be felt in the heart "

"LOVE DOES NOT NEED A
REASON"

So, do you think the guy really have no reason for loving that girl? It is impossible. The reason of loving the girl could be LOVE itself. So there, don't ever ask people why they love you cause it is so impossible for others to answer you but instead you could ask them what you will I become to make you stop loving me.

Instead of asking silly questions, couple should not talk too much about such issue cause most of it will lead to argument.

Regardless of topic, usually most guys will stay out from this topic unless the guy always listen to his handphone without using handsfree.

A rules of thumb for girls.

NEVER TALK ABOUT FINANCE IN FRONT OF BOYFRIEND UNLESS IT BENEFITS HIM

NEVER ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVE YOU BECAUSE IT ISN'T AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT

DO NOT HOG HIS TIME ON PHONE. GUYS NEED ACTION. NOT ALPHABETS

AND DO NOT KEEP SILENCE ON PHONE. ITS ANNOYING AND MAKE YOU LOOKS IRRATATING

- d a r t h i k e a -

Old folks

2007-08-07T11:30:00.000-07:00

Yes, old folks a.k.a senior citizen should work and not laze around. Not to sound disrespectful but it is a good way to prevent them from becoming more senile and start behaving like a mad person on street which will finally cause them to be boycotted by the society, in the end the one who should be blamed can only be themselves.

Why do we need to be pitied with old people, they are just like us human but in a more senior age. That doesn't give them any excuses for not working, where in this context, working doesn't mean becoming a hardcore factory labor or some taxi driver only but also you can work indoor in your own house like conducting tuition, help torturing your son's children, stealing panties from neighbor or capturing the picture of your neighbor's daughter and selling it off ebay to earn money and any other things that can make you a more useful person instead.

If old people do not start working, their mind will be telling them all sorts of funny things which in the end the sufferer is us. They will tend to talk nonsense and start running around like a madman. Some even forget their way back to home. This is all because their mind is rusty and not subjected to any sorts of activity for a period of time.

And wonder why some old folks are being sent to old folks home? Sometimes we can't blame the children too. The root of the problems might be because of their old folks. So, as we know the society is becoming more cruel and this fact can't be changed, period. So why not you yourself change to save your family by becoming a little bit useful. And also not cause any more problems?

Unless you're a rich ass, once you're still alive and haven't stop breathing, you are still eligible to work. By sitting day and night at home, and hoped to be treated like a king in a poor ass family?

Not to say I discriminate senior citizen, just wish they know the era and trend has changed. Incompetence species will be eliminated. Well, at least make yourself less useless and you will not be a burden. I have seen many old folks who can work, unless they are physically impaired, so why not other old folks take up any job and start running your brain before you go mad? Unless you wanted to stay in an asylum so much.

Yes, you might argue to say you deserve a long time rest and enjoyment after your competent age but still many things can be done to save yourself. With the money or respect you earn, you will somehow know that your life is still worth occupying this world.

Welcome youngster!

- d a r t h i k e a -

Boobs in Books

2007-08-06T12:50:00.000-07:00

People nowadays are very much going after education which they think will ensure wealth in the future but do you guys know one thing that when people are smarter, they will get less sex. The more we study, the more energy is focused into our brain to remember, and process knowledge thus neglecting the part below our tummy :P

So, in the near future, our Dick will become smaller and smaller while the Pussy of girls will become dryer and dryer as a results of being too intelligent. This isn't true for animals and other being because they only live, eat, have sex, eat their spouse and die. But for human, we eat, study, shit, study, play, study, masturbate, study and the list go on so in the end we might end our own generation.

This is very true among hardworking and smart people wearing 3 inches thick of glasses. Check their Dick, it is probably going to be no longer than a DURACELL AA battery after erected. Or check the Pussy of those girls, probably the desert is wetter than her. So, why study?

But if we don't study, the people opposite sex will find us incompetent above. Of course they will never know how competent we are below :P but still knowledge is power. But if we study too much, the way we talk will be different. We tend to talk some alien language that people might not understand us.

So, to study more isn't a bad thing actually. Just don't study until you forget your role as a human in nature which is to reproduce hehe well most people who study much until they make themselves look like a fugly dino can't blame anyone. This will seriously affect their sexual potential thus making them deep skin incompetence as well. Which means they are sexually capable but their fugly dino looks make them a turn off for others so they are no difference from sexually incompetence people as well.

Imagine when people are having sex with you instead of moaning, they are actually mumbling all sorts of funny scientific equation or history facts instead. This could be the future for nerds in bed. So, in order to get people to study as well as be good in bed, as suggested by the HAMSAP decayed angel, we should print the next generation of book cover with boobs or dick as the interface follow up by a stream of naked picture in every other pages. Pictures courtesy of HAMSAP decayed angel.

A million thankz to her for her horny-ness

- d a r t h i k e a -

Girls and games?

2007-08-04T01:40:00.000-07:00

Well, to most girls, they have no or minimum interest towards games particularly computer/video games. To them, games are meant to be played by boys or a waste of time but do you know that girl gamers are more sexier and are known to be more sociable in person than any others. They also possesses some advantages over girls who doesn't play or have no knowledge in the world of gaming at all.

Girls who doesn't play PC games are usually ~~dumb ass~~ computer illiterate or at most not as good as the girl gamers. They tend to ask lotsa funny question about computer which isn't a tolerable situation anymore since we now consider PC as part of our life so we MUST know at least about our own computer. So DOOM to all non-PC gamers !!!! And yeah, when problem strike those girls, they tend to be ~~fucking irratating~~ panicked and start ~~bugging~~ requesting others for solution most of the time. *cough*unlessTHEgirlLOOKShotANDsexy*cough*

Secondly, girls who doesn't play games will have a hard time communicating with a bunch of boys. Ask yourself why sometimes your boyfriend doesn't wanna bring you out with his friend. This is because the topic of conversation might bored you ! So unless you can play games and start learning to talk ~~dirty~~ like a boy, you will never get a welcome face by others to join into the conversation. There is nothing wrong to learn and enjoy games because it does you no harm but shopping continuously or going out doing girlish stuffs 24/7 will make you look like some terrorist !!!

We guys sometimes also do girlish stuffs like reading the girl magazine especially the ~~sex and dirty~~ fashion part to cope with you girls so we know what ~~the fuck~~ are you girls talking about. So there is no harm to entertain yourself and also kill some time by playing games. You can even know more guys in game and for those ~~dino~~ not that pretty girl besides ~~spamming the fucking~~ publishing several bulletin in www.friendster.com to get attention.

If you shop too much, laze too often, can't cook, and doesn't play game to get a life, you will probably look like

- d a r t h i k e a -

I love my country 2

2007-08-03T16:48:00.000-07:00

The picture above was sent as a presentation to me by my friend via email and according to the presentation it won one of the "safety award". This scene I think was captured locally as you can see and recognize some familiar local "aborigine" looks that will never get out of your mind once you live in Malaysia for more than 20 years.

This case is a forklift lift where it clearly shows yet another local talent ingenious idea. This is the type of local "aborigine" that we wanted. Dare to sacrifice for the company. And dedicated where 3 people out of 8 are actually helping there while the other 5 were just watching. Yet another local unique work experience. Nvm forget about it, the best part is coming next yet another clip I received from email that I think is necessary to be shown here as I know not many will download the attachment if I ever forwarded it.

It also shows the differences between normal stunt man you've seen on TV and those underrated stunt man that should be recruited in Holywood if not local movie industry. So next time never say that Malaysian does not produce any quality talents. We have full of local talents especially those in the place I am currently in now Sg. Petani, Kedah.

Below I shall extract one of the previously written article titled "I love my country" about local talents related extracted from my another blog. Some spellings are corrected thou.

" I'm proud to have Malaysia as my country because we have the best motorist !!!

No other countries daring civilian ranging from age 8 and above can perform wheelies ( riding on the rear wheel instead of two wheels on ground ) on bicycles and motorcycles in a rough kampung road !!!

And the best of all,
our pride of the nations, the "mat rempits" have been performing superman act on their motorcycles which if not at least a pinch of sand full people in other countries can do it.

"Malaysia boleh"
We ride motorcycles so differently and I'm so proud

Another thing is about our ~~fucking TMnut SCREAMYX~~ Streamyx line.
I'm so proud of TMnet,
They have the best advertisement,
The best sponsors
and the best support from the government but gives us one of their poorest service.
This yet another daring act upon consumers have never ever been performed by any major companies in other part of the region and it all happen in Malaysia :)

Besides that, the ~~useless and corrupted~~ beloved and caring government has also provided one of the most ~~laziest and dumb~~ hardworking and health conscious of servants in their department.
Our government treated their workers with cares and loves where every workers will be given a long hour break to slack off during peak hours to prevent fatigue among their workers in order to increase productivity in a few coming years.

Malaysia is also one of the world most generous country, where almost all of our major project we started, we have the ability as well as capability to abandon them because we will b one of the riches country in years to come. Mega project such as the Bakun dam, MSC or multimedia super corridor, biotech valley and more to come have been totally forgotten or abandoned because we got more projects up coming ahead and not to forget our pride connector with singapore, our scenic bridge :)

Malaysia BOLEH

In Malaysian online game particularly DOTA, a Warcraft III mod which is popular among Malaysian including myself where our countries also provided a lot of skillful DOTA ~~leavers~~ players.

As well as great act of ppl who will ~~curse~~ call out your mum and dad's name even thou you are the one who is playing the game :)
This means Malaysians are so connected with their friend's family that watever they do is directly linked to each others :)

Malaysia boleh

This is a few reasons why I'm so in love with Malaysia besides getting to eat the ~~overpriced and dirty~~ tasty and colourful nasi kandar that taste non other less than normal economic rice found anywhere else,
and also our best of the ~~fucking useless, fugly and lame~~ best national cars PROTON that never leave you the same car again after a ~~minor~~ major crash"

- d a r t h i k e a -

Iban in Action

2007-08-02T17:14:00.000-07:00

Thankz to MAYAT :) I have extracted yet again another retard action but yet funny of our homegrown talents. Enjoy although is short

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God? Do we really need Him?

2007-08-01T03:19:00.000-07:00

Yeah as the topic says, do we really need a God?
What God have been doing for us?

From the day we are born, we depend on others to make us alive. By the time we are sick, we are sent by others to be saved. And when we started to walk, we uses our bone, our energy, our balance and resources. We did not sit down and fed by God to gain energy. We are not lazing around and get success. We work for what we have now aren't we?

So the question is, what is God's role? Many will argue that He is the creator of everything but even if it is true, it is way past logical period and now as we know we are created biologically and not as a construct of mud or dirt. So did God really planted the crops that we eat? Did God really teach you in school so you can count? And did God ever teach you how to on your computer and work? The answer is No.

God might be anywhere but I am sure He has given everything to our hand thus we are on our own now and people stop dreaming that when you get knock down by a 10 tonnes lorry you can survive because of God or you will die because God wanted you back to His side. Its all crap. You die because of the momentum that ripped your body apart. You survive because the lorry is moving at 0.1km/h and knock you on your ass.

Everything now is on our own, from the way we behave and the choices we made are influenced by environment, genetic as well as luck.

I give you a great example. Let say a man is very good polite and kind. But one day he met with an accident and damaged his brain. He started becoming hostile and talk cock a lot. He is a changed person. So whose fault and what exactly happen? Simple. His brain is damaged thus it effects his behavior. So don't think a lot that God is everything because now without money, even your God can't boil water for you to drink.

IMHO, people just relate everything about God because they are lazy to find the truth. They just assume that God is the driving force behind every single thing that make him alive. That is so irresponsible and take things for granted. I do hope one day, those who like to relate everything to God will lose everything and know that God will not help him.

God is here for us to believe or not. It doesn't mean someone great is the creator. It doesn't mean a creator have to create everything. Never make sense and if it does to you then everything you learn in school is just a waste. Better go back and stay in your cave because houses are made even before anyone knew about God but you never thank that whoever that build your house instead of God? You are never gonna mix well with others because you are not thankful.

You can visit this site if you would like to see and hear more. No harm learning new things. Very recommended for those who can accept opinion and change to be better and stop dreaming so that they wont waste much effort time as well as money in nonsense. Obstacle should be overcome so prepare to listen to a quite long video that will expose things that you think is true. Don't watch if you can't accept opinion.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331&hl=en

- d a r t h i k e a -

Who say thin guys rox?

2007-07-31T02:00:00.000-07:00

MaH LoU, fat? what is fat here? In guys dictionary fat is often related to sense of security and of course we put girls aside 1st cause fat girls are considered to be an escapee from the dinosaur farm no offense but girls are usually drawn slim but man can be drawn anyway.

Wah Lau, imagine your boyfriend thin like bicycle tyre's spooke or maybe can relate it with thin and flat like Ipoh char kueh tiuz then you should see them naked. All sortsa bone will be exposed and it doesn't look good at all considered man are supposed to be related to strength and brutality. Thin man are walking bones and should not be given the highest priority instead you girls should choose guy like me a bit fat but yet "bergaya" haha

Imagine, hugging a thin boyfriend and you might risk puncturing your lungs because his bone will poke you like shit. But ahhhhh hugging a nice comfy big big nice boyfriend like me will give most of the feelings you have been ideally dream of :)

But I didn't say you should choose those over fat ass la, just shouldn't choose over thin and over fat guys and also not thin guy. They will never be as comfy as me :)

And yeah, to girls who are thin and still say yourself as fat. FCUK YOU !!!
Want people to compliment and say you are sexy please don't use old tactic. Should just say "Dunno why today people keep whistling at me"

And one last rant, thin guys are usually on drugs and smoke :) ngek ngek ngek so better choose those that got "meter kebahagiaan" which means happy meter on their tummy that smiles rather than "tulang cerucuk" which means death poke. Yeah, not to forget most not-so-fat person like me are happier ma. At least less rules in their life.

Conclusion : choose me, after all I am the handsome meat :D

- d a r t h i k e a -

Shopping???

2007-07-30T00:46:00.000-07:00

Why girls love shopping? This is a request by a fuckin horny gurl called Ham Sap poh where you can view her on the right panel of my blog there.

Yeah, this question have been puzzling most girls themselves and have been raping the mind of guys daily especially those guys with girlfriend.

Girls natural ability to purchase by sacrificing anything on its way is quite a superb mechanism that even God can't explain but I can. You know why? Because I was once a victim or more accurately will be a future victim of shopping minded girls. I wouldn't wanna brand them as shop-a-holics because it means they are addicted to shopping but in fact they are actually not addicted to shopping but they need to shop to survive as much as they need to breath.

Girls just love enjoy watching themselves slashing their own purse where latter their boyfriend's wallet will be the next. Ever went to a supermarket or a shopping mall before. Yes, you will notice there are many many cheerful girl face strolling around and some even holding the hands of her boyfriend. But, did you ever notice that most of the guys in the shopping mall along with his girlfriend in particular have a very lame face which on top of his forehead got some imaginary words branded "please help me"

Common girls, you always neglect your boyfriend when you are out shopping, so what is the big fuss of boys going to the cyber cafe and have a game or two with their friends without a moment being buzzed by your annoying misscall or sms?

Shopping isn't bad at all really, if the girl can compromise and don't just dump your boy strolling around the bra section. Bring him along ask his opinion at least he won't feel the eerie the next time shopping with you.

Another thing is, if ever your boy paid something for you to shop, make sure you get him back something, maybe food or other cheaper stuffs la, don't be cunning if not who can tahan you !!! And please do not keep silence even though silence is golden but farting is diamond so do you wanna fart???

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Human Organs

2007-07-29T18:45:00.000-07:00

Mahai, I don't know why people like to call other asshole or some kinda organ stuff like dick head or smelly ass or some other thing. Don't you think these ill treated organ played one of the most major activity for us and without them we are as good as them.

Let say you act bitchy and you stinks so I call you a fucking pussy smelly ass. Wow, congratulations. I just entitled you with something more important than Tan Sri or any other Dato. You are officially an ambassador for pussy, and ass :)
Don't you feel proud because without pussy, girls will surely got no other entertainment on bed besides reading a freaking telephone book thick harry pussy potter !!!

And most importantly, you are the shit hole which helps get rid of our excretion. You cleanse us. So don't hesitate to call some holy person an arshole cause they help cleanse ma !!! Not meh?????

So there is totally nothing wrong in being called a human organ except some visceral organ. FYI visceral organ are those thought to be useless organ.

So from now on you dickfaces and pussylook, don't have to be so emotional being called so. You should reply it with a big fat juicy "thank you"

Happy squirting :)

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TESTING

2007-07-28T11:44:00.000-07:00

NIA SING, this blogspot is either brainless or not smart enough now is sunday what i post is considered as saturday? Can any living soul guide me to rectify the time ??

And one more thing, what the hell is wrong with my principles. How come I will display two muka tepung de couples at the right panel there hugging and making love.

HAHAHA tell you why i display that la. Is because I want everyone here to know I'm caring and loving. Can easily make "love" hehe Don't think dirty la, be as clean clean and white white like me :P ( quoted from a fugly guy found in AH lian mei ping de friendster )

Come you gurls should love me more.

Anyway this post was just to test out the time so I know what evil plan I can conduct next time. This post is a bandwidth wastage and doesn't mean to be viewed or taken seriously but anyway, and if your a guy please introduce some leng luiz to me in exchange for my housemate de contact :) ngek ngek ngek

If you're a girl, wait what, the real en tao bak ( handsome meat ) is right here !!!!

- d a r t h i k e a -

Who is Kah Chui

2007-07-28T04:30:00.000-07:00

Hi, I will begin introducing my Kah Chui sis a.k.a Wee Sin Ling on her http://www.magical-wonderland.blogspot.com/ . The blog of hers contain lots of pictures of weird weird animals but once a while u will spot a handsome boy there with no other person then me.

What differenciate her blog with mine is that she got lots of picture while my blog is plain dull not that high tech computer savvy type. Basically, she blogs most things about her life and daily happenings but somehow she have halt blogging since her grandma departure which is sad.

While I blog most of other thing like gossips and governmental failure or some other stupid Malaysian behavior, she seldom mention about this in her blog instead posting beautiful pictures of me some mediocre picture of her soft toys and some nice scenery instead. It is her blog that poison me into the world of blog advertisement so you should really check out her blog and be poisoned by her as well. Well in this world who doesn't need money rite?

And finally, would you like to know more about her? Because she is still single and hoping to find a nice guy so I don't have to repay some money i borrowed hehe what are you waiting for just click here http://www.magical-wonderland.blogspot.com/

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Sotong

2007-07-28T03:53:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder why is the freaking sotong in camouflage is appearing in my header?
Haha yes I am a big fan of sotong for some pet pet reason. Don't you think sotong is quite an amazing creature to begin with. Do you know a sotong can open a bottle?

So with eight legs, a freaky cunning sotong could climb up on your body and wrap you with 6 of its leg and yet can slap you using another two of its tentacles. And to many that doesn't like sotong, do you know that they are a good pet to begin with?

Just try it, keep a sotong in your aquarium and watch it do amazing stunts, doggy style, acrobatic maneuver and lotsa things your ordinary pet like dog, cat, hamster, pig, cow, lamb, chicken, spider and etc etc can't do.

And they also can amuse you in some way. Just look at their lame face. They are so unique as though everytime it looks at you, it is gonna think of a way to snap your neck and end your life.

How wonderful is such marine creature yet many still are largely effected by the poison of media telling you how bad sotong is. Please do not believe such lies. Sotong have been constantly being related to bad villain, bad creatures or bad ass food.

Think of this, without sotong you wont be able to eat sotong. And do you know how tasty is sotong meat especially those sambal spearhead squid with eggs or sweet sour octopus. You people especially girls should really start to appreciate sotong more and one day you might be a more successful person cause i heard this mysterious creature will give mis-fortune to your enemy and brings you good luck.

And finally, sotong does bite so do other animals. Just remember don't feed it with "kuaci" or "lobak" like how you feed hamster or rabbit instead feed it with pure sexy fishes.

- d a r t h i k e a -

I'm Commercializing My stupid BLOGGGGG

2007-07-27T10:05:00.000-07:00

Hey people, there is a sudden shortage of money in my wallet and bank so I decided to involve in blog advertising but these two ******* company requires me to be active in posting blog. Apa la, the only time i wanna and love to be active is on bed not off bed !!!

But nevertheless u guys should also post or blog actively but please don't put lyrics or some lame story as your blog because it isn't a blog at all.

Starting from now I have to crack my brain to add more stupid rumors and come out with more lame ideas to increase my post count liao :(
Somemore exam so near, come on people tell me what would you guys like to hear I can research and post about anything let it be ur God or your own beloved viagra happy man Prime Minister.

But please I won't blog about myself :)

Erm ok la i think this is also considered another post count hahaha

Btw, if you would like me to link to your blog kindly tell me I would be glad to do so :)

- d a r t h i k e a -

Girls, ...and some guys, start being a bit tech savvy

2007-07-04T19:29:00.000-07:00

After receiving some weird message from a few people in MSN and stuffs i realized how many can be so ignorant in today's essential knowledge about computer I mean at least you should know how to format your computer to save RM30 to let those hungry computer beastman slaughtering your purse for a sweat-less task that can be done by yourself instead.

Is like most girls use computer almost daily but dunno even how to repair some minor stuffs. But when comes to slaughtering boyfriend's wallet their natural skill will emerge top. Or when it comes to going clubbing and shaking their assess for nothing, they will be the best. Sometimes even when come to finishing their handphone credit or asking other guy's to finish theirs for them, they will be the God.

Another funny thing I know from most girl is that they seldom install Antivirus, and worst of all some even install weird Antivirus and when their computer is jammed by viruses, they start crying like some imitation made in China barbie look-alike toys.

This is the list of the top 20 antivirus applications

01. Kaspersky version 7.0.0.43 beta - 99.23%
02. Kaspersky version 6.0.2.614 - 99.13%
03. Active Virus Shield by AOL version 6.0.0.308 - 99.13%
04. ZoneAlarm with KAV Antivirus version 7.0.337.000 - 99.13%
05. F-Secure 2007 version 7.01.128 - 98.56%
06. BitDefender Professional version 10 - 97.70%
07. BullGuard version 7.0.0.23 - 96.59%
08. Ashampoo version 1.30 - 95.80%
09. eScan version 8.0.671.1 - 94.43%
10. Nod32 version 2.70.32 - 94.00%
11. CyberScrub version 1.0 - 93.27%
12. Avast Professional version 4.7.986 - 92.82%
13. AVG Anti-Malware version 7.5.465 - 92.14%
14. F-Prot version 6.0.6.4 - 91.35%
15. McAfee Enterprise version 8.5.0i+AntiSpyware module - 90.65%
16. Panda 2007 version 2.01.00 - 90.06%
17. Norman version 5.90.37 - 88.47%
18. ArcaVir 2007 - 88.24%
19. McAfee version 11.0.213 - 86.13%
20. Norton Professional 2007 - 86.08%

- d a r t h i k e a -

Pandu Cepat, Jiwa Selamat

2007-06-25T18:03:00.000-07:00

One blardy thing i hate about the mentality of most cautious drivers is that when you drive slow, you will be safe and yes no doubt it is safe when we are driving slowly while hogging the road and even worst if the road is a single lane with double line.

Why can't we be considerate and drive a bit faster so others behind wouldn't have to curse our ancestors and families?

If the one behind is on emergency for example nature's call or are on the way to hospital to pay the last respect for someone or doing something urgent or XXX and YYY reasons need to be fast and yet being block by a stupid slow farking driver in front as though he is driving a pre world war I vehicles or he wanted to keep the vehicles for another 80 years.

And let say when the drivers behind is damn nervous and wanted to overtake you, and most of the time he will be staring at you while on parallel with your vehicle on the way to overtake you and start thinking how moronic you are to hog the damn blardy road.

And if you are lucky, he gets to overtake you. And if he is unlucky he get head on collision with the incoming traffics. AND what if the unlucky one is you? When he tries to get back into lane and make an emergency swerves into your pathway and knock you off road and get you off track? Have you guys who loves to admire the scenery and drives slowly ever thought of this?

Please if you wish to drive slow on a road, do it at night and when the traffic is way lesser. Or do it on a tri-lane road or whatever that wouldn't make your 10000 cibai skin being cursed !!!!

Most stupid moronic drivers who love to drive as though his car is being loaded with 100k of whores from Thailand are mostly old citizens, family man taking his daughter out to catch breeze or some fagging people who uses handphone while driving. When one day they crash you will see how they wimp like a girl blaming others for their own misfortune.

Why you guys have to annoy others by driving uber slow and leave a gap between you and the vehicles in front as big as a football field?

Let us together curse those slow drivers and eliminate them from the face of road once and for all. I would make a car screen stickers "SAY NO TO SLOW DRIVERS" next time. Interested? Place your orders here.

And lastly, if you happen to be a slow and annoying drivers here please change or else your whole ancestors will descend upon you over the curse you have landed them with.

- d a r t h i k e a -

p/s : AND I FUCKING HATE DRIVERS WHO DOESN'T PUT ON THE FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHT WHEN THEY TURN !!!!!

Yeah, you're gonna hate me for this Muahahahahhaha }:-[

2007-06-01T01:28:00.000-07:00

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Quote for truth really to be honest but only apply to certain Christians.

Yet if you replace the Christ and put in any blah blah people and replace Christian and put in any yadah yadah followers are also considered to be truth of all truth.

Why on earth I say this is because people who believes blindly so much into certain aspect will eventually lose their consciousness thus coming out with more and more non-logical and non-human ethical words and "rules" that will hurt others despite of gaining nothing out of it.

Have you ever try to question so many vagues statements in your holy book (if you have any) why, where, who, what and how using what have you learn so many years in school that you have been applying daily in life?

Statements such as "If you believe in our religion, you'll be condemned to hell" is purely spoken by true idiot and I am positively sure it does not come out from the mouth of God himself (if you believe God has a mouth besides Flying Spaghetti Monster or FSM religion).

Why do people have to relate every single damn effking thing in this world with God. IMHO, most action and reaction comes from our action and reaction. Please correct me if I am wrong but don't you think is quite stupid and lame when the religion you believes in says that whoever doesn't believe in it should be condemned to hell and yet another person from another religion come to you and say "whoever who doesn't believe in my religion will be condemned to hell"?

Yes, this is what I usually experienced with fanatic Christians mainly those converted non-Catholic people who loves to condemn every single non-Christian related stuffs to hell as thou they can live in this world with only Christians where if they believe so then they shall be denied the usage of almost all the mathematical formula and stuffs invented by non-Christian which I think they might still be using "daun keladi" to wipe their smelly ass instead of toilet "paper" which is invented by some non-Christian lunatic.

Yes, go on saying others are a bunch of devils roaming the earth providing you fanatic Christian with so many pretty chicks and AV porn production Ooopss I mean technology where you guys are using/enjoying.

Why can't those who are so egocentric about their religion ask me to shit on his/her head to think more insight about what we are actually believing in all this while happens kazillion generations before us and therefore as we know human tends to misinterpret or even mis-heard the original message by God if ever God has spoken to us.

At XXX BC. where telecommunication only exist using mouth and butt, who knows what is right and what is wrong and what is logical and not, and they even come out with crazy stories about the world is flat and the sun is the center of the universe.

See, if one day you find out that whatever preached by your money minded network marketing PASTAor is wrong, feel free to ask me to provide you with one of the filthiest lab coat to suffocate him.

Until then, do not ever try to save other before you even save yourself cause you will most probably end up looking like an annoying pricks to others.

p/s : the quote is from Mahatma Ghandi. Sue him :P

- d a r t h i k e a -

Memory abuse

2007-05-23T02:02:00.001-07:00

Recently there is too many people's birthday going on and one incident reminds me of something, memory.

Yeah, the whole idea of remembering certain important stuffs, issit so important at all to people, especially girls?

I have seen couples frying each others mouth without mercy just because one party forget an "important" thing which is the girl's handphone number.

To be exact how many of you guys here actually remember all the important phone number when you can make use of today's technology called "address book" intergrated in each and every cellphone? Issit such a fuss to even have to remember something that really doesn't matter? Yeah you might be labelled as being not-observant but so what. Different people have different capability of memorizing things.

Heck I even can't remember 99% of the numbers in my phone and not to mention my own banking account number. And I admit I hardly can remember today's lecture note and also some of my peer's correct spelling of their name so what is the big deal with remembering such things?

Same goes to others birthday. Yeah I know is damn important for some people but hey, today the 21st century is so much different from those 80's novel story that you girls here read. Nowadays we are required to remember other more important stuffs that can generate income and benefits instead of a simple birthday, mothersday, fathersday, mayday, woman's day, gayday !!!!1111ONEONEONEONE

A simple solution if you want others to notice your birthday, you do it my way.

Open up your friendster bulletin and start spamming it to alert others is about time for your day to come. You can even tell out verbally that your birthday is coming and even hint what you always wanted on that day if lucky you might get what you want but NO!

You people are just too shy to tell or expect too much from others to notice that TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY FFS !

And you guys dare to say "DON'T BE SHY!!" while you people here are not practising what you preach.

What is so hard for you to utter out to someone else to remind them if you are so damn effking afraid that he/she might forget the oh-so important date? This will also spice up some conversation and tightened your relationship bond especially when you are on a date.

But fighting because someone forgets something is totally unacceptable and babaricable (does this word even exist?)

As you can see we guys here have a hard time remembering anything at all except those few important websites that you and me know. So don't blame us for forgetting things too quickly, be glad we still remember how to pump petrol to drive you around and feed you with food that you think is cheap and nasty.

But don't forget my birthday 23rd of April Hee Hee

- d a r t h i k e a -

Our representatives = Ourselves + monkey

2007-05-23T01:37:00.000-07:00

" On Wednesday morning, the debate turned into a ruckus when the Parliament House roof sprang leaks in several parts during a downpour.

In the heat of the debate and shouts over the "leaky" Parliament House, which had undergone an RM80 million renovation about two years ago, one phrase went unnoticed.

Fong Po Kuan (DAP-Batu Gajah) then reviewed the video recording of the proceedings and felt humiliated. She then filed a motion this morning to refer the two BN MPs (one for making the sexist remarks and the other for supporting the remarks) - Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin (BN-Kinabatangan) and Datuk Mohd Said Yusof (BN-Jasin) - to the committee.

The recording exposed Bung as saying: "Mana bocor, Batu Gajah pun tiap-tiap bulan pun bocor juga." ("Where is the leak? Batu Gajah MP also leaks every month.") "

This pretty much sums it all as how the representatives behaves in the Parliament House and abuse the privillages given to them in the Parliament. Such ridiculous statements was voice out instead in the meeting that mean so much for the country instead of more important stuffs. And how uneducated issit for a person voted and called Yang Berhormat or Tuan by some but acting like Yang Bodoh.

Imagine the case I have been following where the old Parliament house about two years ago which needed a facelift as well as some patches to rectify a few old and wear offs compartment needed a monstrous amount of money up to RM80 million which is claimed by the authorities in charge. Note that it can sum up more than that as you know how the system goes.

Heck, even to get a government tender project, you have to own a company with a portion of it belongs to the bumi's and for some reason you also have to get "along" with the one issueing the tender.

Bare in mind that the RM80 million is our tax payers money that is used to give them the first class Parliament House discussing about woman's monthly leakage.

To the eyes of others, maybe the RM80 million beautification of the House sounds like the country is rich and prosper like a wealthy oil nation but in fact I can't personally see how significantly different is the Malaysia 2 years ago compared to now present in 2007.

We still are not getting the respond and action promised by the PM which he propagates during the last erection oops..i mean election that if he gets the mandates he will make the country more Malaysian as rakyat and not more racial segregation. Now all I see is more corruptions and more fracas in the country with less development, maybe there is some development to the bumi's after various weird policies that is supported by the government.

Yeah, keep voting blindly and you have yourselves to be blamed. Look around you and the television, how often is the poor being focused instead of using the money to launch several Malaysian to space to play marbles, spinning top and teh tarik.

But anyway, in Bolehland, we Boleh.

- d a r t h i k e a -

Not so Ok after all

2007-05-22T21:31:00.000-07:00

Hey readers, this is me darthikea. I am your friend and you might have known me or might have not but my friendster is : http://www.friendster.com/darthikea

You can see me in friendster,myspace,lowyat forum,blueserver forum, dee dee daa daa and dum dum site wherever there is something interesting I would really like to participate especially in political,religious and things that require us to think critically for our own sake.

Usually I would never like to blog about my life,my daily routine but instead I would like to create some sensitive topics to be reviewed by everyone and make them think out of the box for a moment.

Basically my blog is simple and unattractive like myself :) seldom will I ever attach any exclusive picture, hopefully not until I successfully owned my own digital camera which I am still hoping to get it from whoever there is reading.

My goal is simple, to make money, to educate and hopefully to open the mind of those who loath to get awake from their day dreaming about their "korean love drama" fantasies and expose them to the cruelty and limit that others can get into us.

Before any of you guys ( when i say guys i refers to guys/gurls to avoid being simply labelled as sexist ) here with their itchy fingers trying to proceed further to read my blog, if you are some fanatic and shows a degree of fanboyism and cannot take my further sarcastic opinion which contains excessive curse and vulgarity which one might think it is a blasphemious lie or some sort of rumours and bullshits, please leave now. Remember you are not forced to read and digest any content I have posted so I claim no responsibility on any damage directly or indirectly done.

For more continuation of this blog which I hope users can post their constructive comment unlimitedly (hopefully) to give me inspiration to dig in any dark deep secret of anything that I know and to be written here to share with you guys.

Comments are very much appreciated as well as critics are very well accepted unless it is a pure nonsence that will make me curse the whole ancestral line of yours right back to your origin as a nutshell so please do post wisely using the two big giant hanging testicles inside your skull and use english instead of some nutcracking language like hokkien which I am still struggling to understand. Manglish are welcome but make sure is understand-able by most and not to your particular species to whoever you belongs to.

Further blog content might contain overwhelming of spelling error and excessive abuse of 1337 language so bare with me and you will be happy.

For this I shall rest my first content on this virgin blog of mine not to mention i owned a few others blog as well but was not well maintained because of numerous reasons and since this is my first posting I shall leave it as clean as possible until further filth is layed which is going to be very soon.

Thank you

- d a r t h i k e a -

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