Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year 2008

Heya fellas, today is the 1st of January 2008 and 22 more days and 3 more months later I would be 23 years old and graduating soon, laze around for some time and then find a job get to know some girls and play a fool @ get married and lose my freedom forever :D

This is how close someone life and how edgy every decision you make which will cause you your life and money as well as happiness.

Some at this point have already found the job of their dream some even get married with the girl that will bite off their ears at my age but I am currently still loading ammo into my shotgun and trying to seek our prey :)

My life would have change if I am not single right now maybe to the better or towards the hellish worst.
For example, if I am not single, my wallet could be emptied by now and I will use it to accumulate water so that ducks could swim around in my wallet if my girlfriend is a huge spender and a wallet trimmer.

However if i met a rich female who love to spend on her own or perhaps on me too :D then my wallet now should be packed tight like a Big Mac.

If I met someone who loves to chat on the phone and requires 25/7 attention via communication, then my DOTA skills will rocket down the drain. But if my girlfriend just wish to come over and sit on my bouncy legs while I DOTA, I might be the King of the Kings.

There is so many decision that would have made you what you are this year from last year. As for me, if I have gone daily exercise then this year me and Brad Pit will be twin like.

But I am still happy with all my decision even though some of it really makes me wanna turn back time and give myself a big slap for doing some dumb stuffs but hey this is Year 2008 and its time to buy a sniper and aim for the better prey this hunting season.

This year my resolution is very simple which is to virtually stuffs more vegetables both in my mouth hole and my asshole because I want a more healthy body but too bad on New Year Eve, my friends just invited me to engulf Chinese Starbucks called "BAK KUT TEH" which consist of nothing but heavy three layer fat delicious pork plus funny tasty tea :)

Happy New Year earthlings.


- d a r t h i k e a -

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

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I have finally finished submitting my Draft of my Library Project but of course as usual still 2 more reports are pending for completion.

But I don't care.

FCUK YOU NO FREE.

Now is the time to get back enough 4 hours of sleep and play DOTA until my fingers cramp before another half a month exam rally.

Really don't understand why the holiday I 'm offered are as minute as a baby dick whereas others university offering their student a long holiday until they are able to produced their home porn video to pass their time.

My handphone's button are going banana each day thankz to over miss calling that chilly who always require me to miss call her at least twice a day to scope her ass out from her room.

Christmas or C-day is almost near. One of my most feared celebration besides Valentine's day or V-day.

These two days completely masked the horrifying events at D-day.

The preys (guys) need to dig in deep, scavenge their innocent wallet for cash just to satisfy the extreme hunger of their predator (girlfriend).

While I don't have any girlfriend yet, I am too not excluded from the extreme torment of these two days. Having to extract, isolate and purify even my last cents to go for a meal.

In addition to that, new rules have been forcefully legalized. The content of the new legislation is that every week, I am required by hook or by crook to accumulate N amount of money to eat one heavy meal.

My feelings : ("\/T_T\/")


- d a r t h i k e a -
 
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